#play-a-bowl
I just wanna quit working, play animal crossing, smoke a bowl, clean the house, play with my cat & make jewelry is that TOO MUCH TO ASK
January 30, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Washington Commanders' Daniels could become the first rookie quarterback to play the Super Bowl. Williams, who led the team to a Super Bowl win, says talented Black QBs are finally getting their due.
Jayden Daniels could make Super Bowl history. Doug Williams says it's about time
Washington Commanders' Daniels could become the first rookie quarterback to play the Super Bowl. Williams, who led the team to a Super Bowl win, says talented Black QBs are finally getting their due.
www.npr.org
January 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
hello I am the CEO of the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl. do i decide which teams are in the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl? no. do i negotiate the broadcast contract for the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl? Also no. Do I have to figure out where they will play the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl? Not really. My salary is $800,000
January 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Play with one in a bowl game!
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
These guys are such intergalactic morons. It's like watching Garry Kasparov play a bowl of cornflakes at speed chess.
September 29, 2026 at 3:09 PM
bad bunny should not play the super bowl half time show because he is not a good role model for children. they should get good bunny
October 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i think the chiefs basically threepeated. the only reason they didn’t win the third super bowl is that they had to play a team that was better than them. not fair, not their fault
February 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Let's play a game called smoke a bowl and sit on dad's face
May 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Just when you think it's IMPOSSIBLE for an animal to play sports...BOOM!..

You see a fish bowl.
July 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
There is a major political organization allied with the president that got so mad a Latino artist was tapped to play at the Super Bowl they made a whole alternative show. We should all take a moment to reflect on that. It is so blatantly racist.
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Jambalaya with the Bean, watching VanillaMace and Julian Solomita play PEAK. Super good vibes

@cappypappy.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Pouring one out for the ending of the Pro Bowl and posting my one favorite memory:

The 2006 Pro Bowl when Sean Taylor briefly killed Brian Moorman on a fake punt play
August 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
i’m sorry but the houston texans cannot play in a super bowl. that’s fake. that’s madden stuff
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
i reject this timeline
December 28, 2024 at 11:09 PM
I know there are a lot of Super Bowl fans, but being that Fotus is scheduled to attend…I really think teams should #boycott and refuse to play.
February 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I like to think he recorded the entirety of "GNX" after he realized he needed more songs he could play at a Super Bowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
we are so blessed to live in a time where Clemson and FSU are going to play in a night game where the loser might miss bowl eligibility
November 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I have to imagine that the opportunity to arrest a bunch of NYU professors at a protest is like getting to play in the Super Bowl for the NYPD. Huge moment for an institution that had until recently struggled to find a way to make a terrible moment worse.
April 23, 2024 at 3:30 AM
if you lose a first-round playoff game you should still get to play in a regular bowl. like sorry Indiana that was too much let’s get you into a nice Bahamas Bowl
December 21, 2024 at 2:10 AM
ESPN is simultaneously analyzing and trolling Mississippi State’s offense.
October 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Inexperienced Puppy Bowl Team Still Hasn’t Opened Eyes Yet theonion.com/inexper...
Inexperienced Puppy Bowl Team Still Hasn’t Opened Eyes Yet
NEW YORK—Noting that their youth would likely be a major factor in determining the outcome of Puppy Bowl XV, analysts noted Sunday that the inexperienced players on Team Ruff still hadn’t opened their eyes yet. “It’s hard to see how Team Ruff is going to be able to compete with Team Fluff given that its puppies lack experience seeing or hearing since their eyes and ears are still sealed,” said play-by-play announcer Scott Graham, adding that the puppies on Team Ruff were at a further disadvantage because they’d only had a few days since their birth to prepare for the game. “It’s difficult to win a football game when you’re incapable of standing or walking yet. Most of these little pups can barely lift their heads. Sure, they’re young and they’re hungry, but Team Fluff has a definite advantage in having dogs with a full command of their mobility and senses. But even if they don’t win the championship, this game is going to offer the puppies on Team Ruff some valuable experience in trying to urinate or defecate on their own.” At press time, the outlook for the inexperienced Team Ruff had decreased even further after the newborn puppies’ mother ate most of the litter at halftime.
theonion.com
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Ari Meirov: #Bears HC Ben Johnson says this play call — where both guards pull, making it look like the play is going outside when it’s actually a QB sneak — is an old Mike Martz concept.

It’s called a “sucker sneak.”

Martz called it in the Super Bowl with Kurt Warner.
September 29, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Week 2. Like riding a bike. Wonder if I could magically play piano again
September 24, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Let’s take a bite out of 2026, kids.
January 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
THE MIAMI HURRICANES EXERCISE THE FIESTA BOWL DEMONS AND THEY’RE HEADING HOME TO PLAY THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

BEVEL THE U FOR A THIRD TIME!!
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM