February 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
She's just a big loaf of feathers 💕
November 17, 2024 at 2:08 AM
She's just a big loaf of feathers 💕
Really a lowest common heartstring plucker of pernicious effect
September 29, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Really a lowest common heartstring plucker of pernicious effect
Medieval jobs which no longer exist no. 113
Penis plucker.
The origin of the famous tongue twister:
“I'm not a penis plucker, I'm a penis plucking nun
I'm only plucking penii 'till the penis plucker comes”
Penis plucker.
The origin of the famous tongue twister:
“I'm not a penis plucker, I'm a penis plucking nun
I'm only plucking penii 'till the penis plucker comes”
January 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Medieval jobs which no longer exist no. 113
Penis plucker.
The origin of the famous tongue twister:
“I'm not a penis plucker, I'm a penis plucking nun
I'm only plucking penii 'till the penis plucker comes”
Penis plucker.
The origin of the famous tongue twister:
“I'm not a penis plucker, I'm a penis plucking nun
I'm only plucking penii 'till the penis plucker comes”
Fat Leonard's mascot is a clear stolen winged Grimace called Mother Plucker
April 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Fat Leonard's mascot is a clear stolen winged Grimace called Mother Plucker
Pleased to learn that my great grandfather, a professional chicken plucker, was persecuted for his vast wealth
March 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Pleased to learn that my great grandfather, a professional chicken plucker, was persecuted for his vast wealth
#bowlandbrewery Buster and Pheasant Plucker last night. Both lovely beers #bskybeer
June 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
#bowlandbrewery Buster and Pheasant Plucker last night. Both lovely beers #bskybeer
February 20, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Pluck yeah supermarket person have a god damn blast at work we love to see it 😭😭😭🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
April 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Pluck yeah supermarket person have a god damn blast at work we love to see it 😭😭😭🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
Pint of Pheasant Plucker to start the Birthday weekend
January 26, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Pint of Pheasant Plucker to start the Birthday weekend
I've always said Tim Curry was a sassy mother plucker
#FrightClub
#FrightClub
September 19, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I've always said Tim Curry was a sassy mother plucker
#FrightClub
#FrightClub
#TheArchers
I have more faith in Jazzer & Chelsea's ability to convert a horsebox into a hairdressing glam van than in Eddie's ability to convert a washing machine into an automatic turkey plucker.
I have more faith in Jazzer & Chelsea's ability to convert a horsebox into a hairdressing glam van than in Eddie's ability to convert a washing machine into an automatic turkey plucker.
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
#TheArchers
I have more faith in Jazzer & Chelsea's ability to convert a horsebox into a hairdressing glam van than in Eddie's ability to convert a washing machine into an automatic turkey plucker.
I have more faith in Jazzer & Chelsea's ability to convert a horsebox into a hairdressing glam van than in Eddie's ability to convert a washing machine into an automatic turkey plucker.
Dear Manager,
1. My life as a mother pheasant plucker is pleasant
2. Just listening to music while I pluck mother pheasants
3. I'm a pleasant pheasant plucker
4. And nobody's ever heard
5. A pleasant mother pheasant plucker like me say the F-word
1. My life as a mother pheasant plucker is pleasant
2. Just listening to music while I pluck mother pheasants
3. I'm a pleasant pheasant plucker
4. And nobody's ever heard
5. A pleasant mother pheasant plucker like me say the F-word
dear manager,
last week i
1. kept my sense of wonder
2. got my fill but kept that hunger
3. still felt small standing next to the ocean
4. gave faith a fighting chance
5. got the chance to sit it out our dance
6. danced
last week i
1. kept my sense of wonder
2. got my fill but kept that hunger
3. still felt small standing next to the ocean
4. gave faith a fighting chance
5. got the chance to sit it out our dance
6. danced
Dear manager,
I have:
1)danced alone to the beat of your heart
2) hey young blood! (Doesn’t it feel like our time is running out)
3)changed you like a remix
4) raised you like a phoenix
5) worn our vintage misery (it looked a little better on me)
I have:
1)danced alone to the beat of your heart
2) hey young blood! (Doesn’t it feel like our time is running out)
3)changed you like a remix
4) raised you like a phoenix
5) worn our vintage misery (it looked a little better on me)
February 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Dear Manager,
1. My life as a mother pheasant plucker is pleasant
2. Just listening to music while I pluck mother pheasants
3. I'm a pleasant pheasant plucker
4. And nobody's ever heard
5. A pleasant mother pheasant plucker like me say the F-word
1. My life as a mother pheasant plucker is pleasant
2. Just listening to music while I pluck mother pheasants
3. I'm a pleasant pheasant plucker
4. And nobody's ever heard
5. A pleasant mother pheasant plucker like me say the F-word
Phillipa, if you need someone to help out with the pheasant thing, I know a guy.
Not me, though:
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes.
Not me, though:
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes.
"Why am I here? I ask myself that every day. I'm not sure I know, but I feel it's best that while I am, I put as much love out into the world I can, whether that be via my acting skills, my pheasant feather mini rucksacks, new ranges of personalised stationery or just being a generally good person."
April 21, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Phillipa, if you need someone to help out with the pheasant thing, I know a guy.
Not me, though:
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes.
Not me, though:
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes.
Because Eddie's a lazy plucker! #TheArchers
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Because Eddie's a lazy plucker! #TheArchers
BREAKING: The Weasels will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
BREAKING: The Weasels will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
I’m not the pheasant plucker I’m the pheasant pluckers son.
December 7, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I’m not the pheasant plucker I’m the pheasant pluckers son.
As far as Conker, I'm going to say the hook-up closet of The Cock and Plucker.
June 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
As far as Conker, I'm going to say the hook-up closet of The Cock and Plucker.
#ImNotAFarmerBut I am a pheasant plucker! 😄
October 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
#ImNotAFarmerBut I am a pheasant plucker! 😄
"But your sister was mistaken, Emily. I'm actually a pheasant plucker."
April 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"But your sister was mistaken, Emily. I'm actually a pheasant plucker."