#polyps
Colonoscopy today! No polyps! I have to go back in 10 years! 😊
August 17, 2026 at 7:38 PM
damn man while you're up there you should check for polyps
May 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My man looks like he's narrating a film strip about polyps
July 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
[me, being probed by an alien]

“Can you check for polyps?”
January 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
NO POLYPS SEE YOU MFers IN 10 YEARS
August 28, 2026 at 2:55 PM
But check that landing strip for polyps first
October 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
January 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Me yelling at the polyps they took for biopsy during my colonoscopy
BE NEGATIVE, YOU ASSHOLES.
May 31, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Me, being probed by alien: Can you check for polyps?
September 2, 2023 at 5:41 PM
San Recto, where all the Trump polyps hang out.
June 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
No polyps!
November 4, 2024 at 5:41 PM
A nation of ambulatory renal polyps?

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January 25, 2026 at 2:09 PM
the Dupixent ad that says “do more with less nasal polyps” instead of “fewer nasal polyps” will keep me up tonight
December 14, 2024 at 7:09 AM
and the anal polyps.
December 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Nah the polyps are their problem now.
October 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Polyps were benign. I'm good to go.
Colonoscopy went well. I'm probably not going to die. Don't have to do another for 7-10 years.
September 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
People out here griping about their 40s and they haven't even reached the Age of Polyps & Ointments
December 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The coral reets of Marsa Alam are thriving underwater cities, built by tiny coral polyps over thousands of years.
These reefs provide shelter and food for countless marine species and play a crucial role in the ecosystem.

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June 24, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The good news? No polyps. The bad news? The entire GOP was lodged in there.
April 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
no polyps

Unremarkable exam

GET YOUR COLONSCOPIES
It is almost propofol time
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
More of that pink coral with polyps retracted, Pteraster, sponges, urchin with isopods. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 892. #argentiniandeepseeps #CONICET #MarineLife
January 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Alive.

No new polyps. No cancer.
Lights. Camera. Butthole.
Colonoscopy tomorrow.

Last year I was notified that growths removed during a 2023 colonoscopy were pre-cancerous. In discussion about this with family I found some history of colon cancer. Then, in Dec and Jan I had some concerning GI symptoms.

So the "3 year" follow-up was hurried up.
March 6, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Congressional Polyps
May 28, 2026 at 2:28 PM
"The polyps are benign."

Woohoo.
July 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Some 40 years ago I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I read in a piece in the New York Review how the USSR's Glavlit had ordered a marine biology PhD thesis on colonial polyps to remove the word "colonial" because it wasn't nice to call polyps colonial.
February 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM