#pontipines
Apropos of nothing, Other Half just told me that the Pontipines seem like a good bunch of lads.
October 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
1) "Oh no, it's the Ninky Nonk". What has the ninky nonk done?
2) The bridge plays music when any living thing crosses it, even the Pontipines.
3) It is silent whenever the Ninky Nonk passes.
4) The Ninky Nonk is not alive, perhaps undead, perhaps soulless, likely linked to the acts of point 1.
October 12, 2026 at 12:59 PM
On October 12, 2007, TV show 'In the Night Garden...' aired episode "The Pontipines Find Igglepiggle's Blanket"
October 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
i don't get the impression that there was any actual crime involved. The Pontipines and Wottingers just hate each other for undefined reasons. For the sake of the children they force themselves to be civil with each other.

I suspect a feud between Mrs P and Mrs W over a hat.
October 12, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Are the pontipines still a bunch of cunts?
September 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
The pontipines have sung their song.

Words to live by.
September 23, 2026 at 4:07 PM
On September 11, 2008, TV show 'In the Night Garden...' aired episode "The Pontipines' Picnic"
September 12, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Are you team PONTIPINES or WOTTINGERS? #inthenightgarden #pontipines #wottingers
August 21, 2026 at 8:37 AM
When Mr Pontipines’ moustache flies off
November 21, 2023 at 10:23 PM
🎂 Enjoy the ‘teenie, tiny Pontipines’ phase while it lasts, if he’s anything like my boy he will swiftly reject them for Monster Trucks at the drop of a hat aged about 2 1/2.
Wildcarding × Parenting 😅
April 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Yeah but drunk on the success, that version of you just made his family homeless by betting the house it was going to be a rare Wottangers episode when it was just the bloody Pontipines, as per sodding usual.
January 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
That Upsy Daisy is a floozy and them Pontipines are dirty little bastards.
February 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
It’s probably just me, but I’m feeling like this live TV feed is the longest episode featuring The Pontipines from In The Night Garden……
May 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
5am is my ockham's razor for children's media:
- peepo, art
- hippo has a hat, joyful minimalism
- in the night garden where the pontipines get lost in the tomliboos' trousers, legendary
- in the night garden book, a crime and afront that must be Burned With Fire
March 2, 2024 at 6:36 AM
They were the Pontipines and the Wattingers for those if you wondering btw
September 20, 2024 at 7:59 PM