#poptart
Poptart
November 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I don't think I've ever eaten a toasted poptart 😳
November 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
two of these bad boys is equal to a whole poptart
November 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
"I learned from the poptart s'mores buzzball"

phrases never before uttered in the english language
I had a Shirley temple buzball because I learned from the poptart s’mores buzzball that they actually can nail the flavor.

And I know that defeats the purpose of a Shirley temple.

But damn that shit is strong
I’m also slightly inebriated

happy Halloween
October 31, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I love this suit! It’s giving *wildberry poptart* (best flavor)
November 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
4:15pm. Commenced poptart warming systems. Internal temp off the scale. Hope the magnetic bottle holds
November 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I’m a poptart at an Air Force game rn, I cannot be bothered
October 31, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Fuck the Poptart
November 2, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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November 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Virginia Tech would probably enjoy the Onion Bowl. I've been angling for the PopTart Bowl but this would be good too.
November 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I do this more often than I toast the poptart
November 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I’ve always thought of this as the default mode of poptart consumption
November 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
i literally just had a poptart lol
November 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Trick-or-treaters were not obstructed or morbidly perturbed to take candy from a giant poptart. The kids are alright.
November 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Whenever I eat a toasted poptart I regret ever eating untoasted poptarts but I still eat untoasted poptarts like a gremlin. They sell pop tarts in vending machines. No one is toasting those poptarts ever.
November 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I had a Shirley temple buzball because I learned from the poptart s’mores buzzball that they actually can nail the flavor.

And I know that defeats the purpose of a Shirley temple.

But damn that shit is strong
I’m also slightly inebriated

happy Halloween
October 31, 2026 at 11:48 PM
species > colors > accessories and shapes and lore

I had several ideas and commissioned an artist to make some mockups and decided from there (I was almost a wildberry poptart reference!)
November 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
The poptart i just ate had so little filling i feel like i ate a dry flat brick
November 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
"I guess it's true what they say about guys with big feet!" --Cherry Poptart
November 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
You have to do them right. Poptart. Maybe Dukes.
November 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I found the Poptart Buzz Balls lol
October 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM
girl i remember the first time i had a fucking poptart

yummy but that's not food
October 31, 2026 at 10:32 PM