#poptarts
settle an argument my husband and I are currently having: would you eat poptarts raw
November 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Unfrosted Poptarts are NOT Poptarts.
October 30, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Grocery Therapy. more poptarts
November 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Chilling naked on the couch drinking a beer and eating poptarts is kind of a vibe
November 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Whenever I eat a toasted poptart I regret ever eating untoasted poptarts but I still eat untoasted poptarts like a gremlin. They sell pop tarts in vending machines. No one is toasting those poptarts ever.
November 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
poptarts??? they look like poptarts to you?????
November 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Breakfast of champions #coffeewithhunter
October 31, 2026 at 12:59 PM
i’m really high and opened a pack of poptarts

my first thought was “let’s crack a pack”

as in like a poptarts booster pack

like -
November 1, 2026 at 2:42 AM
My breakfast poptarts
November 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Note to future self, the super stuffed poptarts are disappointing.
November 3, 2026 at 11:48 PM
last night's insomnia report: 2am poptarts while watching Gundam 79
October 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Plain poptarts are fine either way, the frosted ones are kind of gross raw imo but I've never heard dangerous
November 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
# 4:
Yes, cats can´t taste sweet, but they scent the dairy and/or the eggs in poptarts.
November 1, 2026 at 7:37 AM
im not sure. i may go over to farina bakery because their poptarts(marionberry, thick, they'er AMAZING, normal poptarts are the shadows in plato's cave allegory ok) and creampuffs are great
November 4, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I think I probably eat poptarts untoasted like 90 percent of the time. The minute and a half I spend waiting on them to heat is a minute and a half where I could instead be eating poptarts.
November 4, 2026 at 12:13 AM
C'EST L'HALLOWEEN ON VEUT DES BONBONS!

un classique au #quebec #poptarts #halloween #qc

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Halloween - Têtes à claques
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October 31, 2026 at 8:50 PM
In my experience the list of things that teenagers love also includes: poptarts, chips (especially spicy chips), ramen
Annual reminder that teenagers are also kids and if you see them out trick or treating, don’t give them crap, give them candy
November 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
When I was a little kid my mom gave us raspberry Poptarts. To this day, I can’t eat Poptarts or raspberries.
November 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Jesus H Fucking Poptarts Christ. This 👏 must 👏 stop 👏 NOW 👏

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October 30, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I'm gonna go consume from chemicals from my poptarts! Cry about itttttttttttt.
October 29, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Poptarts are only properly Poptarts if they come frosted, otherwise that's just sparkling toaster pastry you've got there
October 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM
No, but I wouldn't eat poptarts at all.
November 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I think I’ve done this in the past with no ill effects. I vaguely remember preferring raw poptarts to toasted poptarts (although I didn’t really like either very much)
November 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
November 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Are those Apple Pie pop tarts and French Onion pop tarts,

Or Apple Pie/French Onion poptarts?
November 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM