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Ebi met salmon special: Sal, a neurosturgeon who schooled at Whale University! A reel music lover, he enjoys live Phish, sole music, & Wu Tang Clam. Favorite movies to stream are The Cod Father & Karate Squid. And he’s reading Their Eyes Were Watching Cod! #porkpuns #needlefelt #artyear #smartist 🧶
Two small, colorful, needlefelted sushi rolls sit side by side against a heathered lavender background. On the L is Sal, a salmon maki roll. Sal has green & yellow avocado & cucumber rolled in white rice with a black nori wrap. Sal’s smiling face is visible in the white rice, above the cucumber & avocado. Sal also has a piece of orange & white raw salmon resting on top of his roll. On the L is Ebi Roll, a shrimp maki roll with a smiling face & pink cheeks. Ebi has green & yellow avocado & orange carrot rolled in white rice with a black nori wrap. On Ebi’s head is a pale orange & white cooked shrimp with a bright orange tail. Both Sal & Ebi have little black outstretched arms that look like they are ready for hugging.
April 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Meet Carol (Broccoli) & Cate (Caterpillar Roll)! Carol thinks it’s so rice to have a friend like Cate, who is saucy & spicy! Plus Cate is a style roll model! Just look at her adorable seaweed wrap (a versatile accessory for chilly days)! #acoloradaypril (lime green) #porkpuns #needlefelt #woolart 🧶
Two needlefelted friends sit side by side. On the R is a broccoli with a big green bouffant hairdo (resembling Carol Burnett) & a lime green stalk. The broccoli has a smiling face with pink cheeks, as well as little legs. On the L is a caterpillar sushi roll with a smiling face, pink cheeks, and 2 outstretched arms. The caterpillar roll wears a slice of green avocado on its head, with orange tobiko sprinkled on top. The roll has white rice, green cucumbers, & unagi.
April 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Banana heard the veggies are going bananas over hatha yogurt & decided to give it a try. But even though Banana tried each yogurt pose a bunch of times, its efforts were fruitless! Banana kept slipping out of the poses, & in the end it just felt bruised. #smArtist #produce #needlefelt 🧶 #porkpuns
Four anthropomorphized veggies & 1 anthropomorphized fruit needlefelted from wool are lined up on a bookshelf. From left to right: a purple eggplant with a yellow headband, a white & green cauliflower, a green broccoli, a yellow partially-peeled banana, & a green avocado with a brown pit. All have smiling faces with pink cheeks. The eggplant, broccoli, & banana are upside down, attempting headstands. Behind them, multi-colored book spines are visible.
March 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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With only 1 edamame left in their appetizer at lunchtime, Soup Dumpling said, "Peas, have the last one!" But Ebi Roll replied, "Oh no, I don't want to be shellfish!"
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A small needlefelted Ebi Roll & Soup Dumpling sit side by side against a purple wool backdrop. Both have smiling faces with pink cheeks. Ebi has a pink shrimp hat with orange tobiko sprinkled on top, black nori, & avocado & carrot in white rice; Ebi also has brown arms. Soup Dumpling has white dumpling skin gathered at the top, & sits in a puddle of soup. Soup Dumpling has brown arms that extend upward.
March 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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The stress of recording Eggy Stardust’s next albumen is starting to boil over. Eggy is really scrambling to meet the studio deadlines. Eggy is trying to look on the sunnyside of things, but is worried about being a flash in the pan! #februarty (magenta) #porkpuns #needlefelt #wool #woolart #crafts 🧶
A small felted wool sunnyside up egg sits in a silver skillet. The egg has a smiling face on a rounded yellow yolk, a white albumen, & 2 brown arms. One arm clutches a microphone. Over its yolk, the egg wears magenta-colored Beets(TM) headphones.
February 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Marguerite & Al Dente got their pasta hand cut! Marguerite, a Star Wars fan, is thrilled, but Al is not exactly over the spoon. Al worries he looks thin on top. Marguerite said, “Spaghett about it! That’s pre-pasta-rous!“ With that, Al’s concerns receded. #porkpuns #artyear #februarty #needlefelt 🧶
Two needlefelted meatballs with smiling faces sit side by side. Al Dente, the meatball on the L, sits in a puddle of red marinara sauce & has a combover comprised of a single strand of yellow spaghetti. Marguerite, the meatball on the R, sits in a puddle of orange vodka sauce & has a Princess Leia hairstyle with a yellow spaghetti bun on each side. A dish towel with an orange rising sun pattern is visible in the background. Al is tilted forward so his spaghetti combover is fully visible. Marguerite looks on from the right.
February 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Fresh from a breakup, Ebi Roll is focusing on sushi-lizing with friends. Ebi was soy happy to see Potsticker, who asked, "Wasab?!" Ebi confided that "the world is maki me crazy!" Potsticker assured, "Hopefully it's only tempura-y!" #porkpuns #fishyfeb #februarty #needlefelt #wool #foodiesky #humor 🧶
A felted wool Ebi Roll smiles alongside a felted wool Potsticker. Ebi is a cross section of a sushi roll with its pink-cheeked face in the rice. Ebi has avocado & carrot in white rice wrapped in black nori. On top, Ebi wears a pink shrimp hat (tail-on), with a sprinkling of orange tobiko. Dark arms stick out from Ebi’s sides. Potsticker, felted from white wool, has a smiling face with pink cheeks and dark legs that stick out from the bottom of its dumpling shape.
February 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Banana opened a new law practice! Right away, Banana got a bunch of clients & started Dole-ing out legal advice. The only thing is, the cases are all slip & falls, & Banana is hoping to specialize in ap-peels! #porkpuns #februarty #artyear #needlefelt #wool #woolart #crafts #tinyart 🧶 #funny #jokes
A tiny felted wool banana smiles out at the camera against a royal blue wool background. The partially peeled banana is yellow & white. It has a smiling face with pink cheeks, & it wears a red sweatband. Two arms stick uo out of the yellow peel. Banana gets carried away with its friend & legal hero, Ruth. (A plastic figurine wearing black robes with a prominent white lace collar & white gloves carries a tiny yellow felted wool banana.)
February 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Pineapple Bun has been trying to cultivate an edgier vibe lately. So Pineapple Bun asked Roxy’s Bagel, “Wanna get baked?” Bagel was horrified, exclaiming, “Everybody knows good bagels have to get boiled first!” #porkpuns #needlefelt #wool #woolart 🧶 #artyear #februarty (pair)
A pair of small needlefelted baked goods sit side by side on a purple wool surface. On the L is a yellow & white pineapple bun with a smiling face & pink cheeks. On the R is a black & tan pumpernickel bagel with German Shepherd ears.
February 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Pineapple Bun was excited to meet a new friend & mentor today! That was before breakfast, though. Later, Pineapple Bun was super disappointed when it couldn’t find its new buddy anywhere…
#februarty #sensoryart (sweet) #porkpuns #foodiesky #needlefelt #needlefelting #wool #woolart 🧶 #craft #artyear
A small needlefelted Pineapple Bun sits on a white plate next to a larger homemade, baked pineapple bun. Beneath the plate is a green placemat. In the blurred background, a window and furniture can be seen. A hand holds a partially eaten (actually mostly eaten) baked pineapple bun. A few crumbs are visible on the white plate beneath the bun.
February 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Hey tweenagers! Broccoli’s calling & wants its haircut back!
#februarty (rings) #artyear #porkpuns #needlefelt #needlefelting #wool #woolart 🧶 #craft #tinyart
A small green needlefelted Broccoli attempts to make a telephone call by sitting atop a black rotary phone. Broccoli has a lush head of green florets on its head & a smiling face with pink cheeks. Broccoli leans into the earpiece of the receiver. This is a screenshot from the GQ website, from the article “How the Broccoli Perm Became the Definitive Zoomer Hairstyle” by Alex Nino Gheciu (dated 7/11/2024, available here: https://www.gq.com/story/gen-z-bussin-haircut-broccoli-perm ). The screenshot includes an image of a person with a “Broccoli” haircut, which is curly & voluminous on top. As noted in the screenshot, the image is credited to Michael Houtz / Getty Images.
February 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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After all the hatha yogurt poses, Avocado has been doing a ton of kale-isthenics: pit-ups, cheesy curls, spinach dips, & squashes. Avocado is pleased w/ the results: you can already see some muscle sprouts!
#porkpuns #februarty #artyear #needlefelt #needlefelting #wool #woolart 🧶 #foodiesky #funny
A small felted wool green Avocado sits atop of a bunch of green brussel sprouts in a royal blue bowl. At the end of each workout, Avocado feels like toast!
February 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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After a long day at the recording studio, Eggy is beat. Stick a fork in, Eggy is DONE! Eggy is gonna take it over easy by curling up w/ a good book. Maybe a hardboiled mystery, or something by J.R.R. Yolkien, Agatha Crispy, or Emily Chickenson?
#porkpuns #needlefelt #wool 🧶 #artyear #februarty
A small felted wool sunnyside-up egg is seen resting on a silver fork while reading a blue book made of air dry clay. The egg has a yellow yolk head, smiling face with pink cheeks, white albumen, & brown arms. The egg wears bright pink Beets(TM) headphones on its yolk, and it holds a silver & black microphone. Beneath the egg & fork is a red felt cloth.
February 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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For #Februarty today, Eggy has Cyndi Lauper’s “Shoe Colors” on repeat! Eggy would ❤️ your ideas for its 🥚 playlist in comments.
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Eggy Stardust is making a playlist! Favorites are Beyonce’s “Halo,” T. Swift’s “Delicate, MJ’s “Beat It,” & anything by Salt-n-Pepa. Eggy also loves “Yolktown: the World Turned Upside Down” from Hamilton. But Eggy’s all-time favorite is Springsteen’s “Born to Run”!
#porkpuns 🧶 #artyear #needlefelt
A small felted wool sunnyside up egg is seen resting on Bruce Springsteen’s shoulder. The image of Springsteen is from the cover of the album “Born to Run.” The egg has a yellow yolk head, a white albumen, a smiling face with pink cheeks, & brown arms. The egg is clutching a microphone & wears bright pink headphones.
February 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Eggy Stardust is making a playlist! Favorites are Beyonce’s “Halo,” T. Swift’s “Delicate, MJ’s “Beat It,” & anything by Salt-n-Pepa. Eggy also loves “Yolktown: the World Turned Upside Down” from Hamilton. But Eggy’s all-time favorite is Springsteen’s “Born to Run”!
#porkpuns 🧶 #artyear #needlefelt
A small felted wool sunnyside up egg is seen resting on Bruce Springsteen’s shoulder. The image of Springsteen is from the cover of the album “Born to Run.” The egg has a yellow yolk head, a white albumen, a smiling face with pink cheeks, & brown arms. The egg is clutching a microphone & wears bright pink headphones.
February 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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As a musician, artistic integrity is really important to Eggy Stardust. Eggy would never want to be a shell-out. At the same time, Eggy thinks it’s important to take creative whisks.
#porkpuns #needlefelting #needlefelt #wool #woolart #crafts #tinyart 🧶 #artyear #funny #humor #jokes
A small felted wool sunnyside-up egg sits atop a silver whisk. The round yellow egg yolk is surrounded by a white albumen. The egg yolk has a face with pink cheeks, & brown arms. The egg yolk wears bright pink Beets(TM) headphones. The egg is holding a silver & black microphone. Underneath the whisk, a white dish towel with a blue fish pattern is visible.
February 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Still raw from being rejected by Cauliflower, Avocado hit the sauce last night with Broccoli. After feeling a bit green this morning, they vegged out all day. Now they’re doing hatha yogurt poses to detox. #januarty (angle) #porkpuns #needlefelt #needlefelting #wool #woolart 🧶 #craft #tinyart
Two small, green felted wool items are posed at upside down angles. On the L is a green broccoli with a face, pink cheeks, & brown legs. On the R is an avocado with a face, pink cheeks, a brown pit, & brown legs. They rest on a yellow & red patterned texttile square. A gray tweed surface is visible in the background.
February 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Avocado mustard up the courage to ask Cauliflower out on a date. Cauli said it would marinate on it. A bit later, Avocado was crushed when Cauli said, “I need someone edgier. You’re too mushy for me.”
#januarty (green) #porkpuns #needlefelt #needlefelting #wool #woolart 🧶 #craft #tinyart #artyear
A small cauliflower & avocado, both felted out of wool, sit on a colorful trivet made of Perler beads. The head of cauliflower is white & green with a smiling face, pink cheeks, & brown legs. The half avocado, which is green, yellow, & brown, also has a face with pink cheeks, & its round brown pit is visible. The trivet (made by my daughter) has a pattern made of pink, yellow, teal, lime green, red, & blue beads. The trivet rests on a brown wooden surface.
January 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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That last post was sponsored by Beets(TM) Noise-Cancelling Headphones. Eggy Stardust uses Beets(TM) headphones exclusively due to their superior performance and fun beet colors!
#porkpuns #januarty #foodiesky #needlefelting #needlefelt #wool #woolart #craft 🧶 #artyear
craftpuppy.bsky.social craftpuppy @craftpuppy.bsky.social · Jan 30
Meet Eggy Stardust (a.k.a. “David Doughy”), a recording artist. Eggy is working on its next studio albumen, but is worried its fans will think it’s not all it’s cracked up to be!
#januarty (curve) #porkpuns #needlefelt #needlefelting #artyear #art #craft #wool #woolart #foodiesky 🧶
A small sunnyside up egg made of felted wool rests on top of a record player. The egg has a yellow yolk head surrounded by a curvy egg white. The yolk has a face with pink cheeks, as well as brown arms. The yolk is wearing bright pink headphones & is holding a gray & black microphone. A black turntable & the silver arm of a recordplayer are visible beneath. This is an in-progress photo of a small yellow & white wool sunnyside egg being felted. Hands are visible, with a needle attaching one of the egg’s brown arms. The egg rests on too of a potholder made of multicolored fabric squares.
January 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Meet Eggy Stardust (a.k.a. “David Doughy”), a recording artist. Eggy is working on its next studio albumen, but is worried its fans will think it’s not all it’s cracked up to be!
#januarty (curve) #porkpuns #needlefelt #needlefelting #artyear #art #craft #wool #woolart #foodiesky 🧶
A small sunnyside up egg made of felted wool rests on top of a record player. The egg has a yellow yolk head surrounded by a curvy egg white. The yolk has a face with pink cheeks, as well as brown arms. The yolk is wearing bright pink headphones & is holding a gray & black microphone. A black turntable & the silver arm of a recordplayer are visible beneath. This is an in-progress photo of a small yellow & white wool sunnyside egg being felted. Hands are visible, with a needle attaching one of the egg’s brown arms. The egg rests on too of a potholder made of multicolored fabric squares.
January 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Happy Lunar New Year, Bluesky!! 🧧
Steamed Pork Bun is making a hot mess of things again. Today, it told Potsticker it was too “clingy.” Potsticker is starting to think it hates Pork Puns. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #porkpuns #foodiesky #needlefelt #needlefelting #wool #woolart 🧶 #craft
Four small felted wool dim sum items sit in a half-circle atop a red envelope with a stylized snake image on it. From L to R: a white potsticker, yellow & white pineapple bun, white soup dumpling in a yellow soup puddle, & a white steamed pork bun. All 4 have smiling faces with pink cheeks. They are posed against a red felt backdrop.
January 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Hoping to spice things up for Lunar New Year, Soup Dumpling asked Potsticker if it wanted to go skinny dipping together. Potsticker was shocked, saying, “What do you think I am, a wanton?!” #porkpuns #needlefelting #needlefelt #wool #woolart #crafts #tinyart 🧶 #cooking #foodiesky #artyear
A small felted wool soup dumpling sits next to a small felted wool potsticker. The soup dumpling is white, has a smiling face with pink cheeks, & sits in a yellow puddle of (wool) soup. The soup dumpling’s brown arms are upraised, as if it is swimming in the soup. The potsticker also has a smiling face and pink cheeks, plus little dark brown legs. The potsticket is u-shaped & has pleats at the top of its head, where the (wool) dough is pinched together. Underneath the two, a colorful potholder is visible, made of different scraps of fabric.
January 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Here’s a behind the scenes outtake from the last post. The Buns do all their own stunts, & Pineapple Bun may or may not have gotten to inspect the inside of Roxy’s mouth. It was a close call & everyone was a bit shaken up. Luckily, no dim sum were harmed. #porkpuns #januarty #needlefelt 🧶 #dogs
A German Shepherd sticks her snoot close to a small yellow & white felted wool pineapple bun. A small white steamed pork bun, also made of felted wool, looks on from the right. Both buns have smiling faces, pink cheeks, & dark brown legs. They rest on a red felted wool surface. In the background, a shelf holding vinyl records is visible.
January 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Steamed Pork Bun has joined the crew & is stirring the pot. It said Pineapple Bun has a “bowl cut”! Although Pineapple Bun is usually v. sweet, it called Pork Bun a “meathead”! That left Pork Bun steaming, & Pineapple Bun seeing red. #porkpuns #januarty #needlefelt #wool #woolart #tinyart 🧶 #cooking
Two small felted wool buns sit on a red felt surface: on the L is a white steamed pork bun with a smiling face, pink cheeks, & dark brown legs; on the R is a yellow & white pineapple bun with a smiling face, pink cheeks, & dark brown legs. In the background, the eyes & ears of a German Shepherd can be seen peeking at the buns. Aerial view of 2 small felted wool buns on a red background. On the L is the yellow (wool) crumb topping of the pineapple bun, scored to look like the rind of a pineapple. On the R is the top of the steamed pork bun, with three slits in the dough where a bit of red (wool) pork is visible.
January 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM