A portmantno is two words that shouldn’t be joined together.
July 21, 2026 at 5:24 PM
A portmantno is two words that shouldn’t be joined together.
September 30, 2026 at 9:31 AM
PortmantNO
‘Are we reaching peak hot honey?’ Why the ‘swicy’ taste is everywhere – from pizzas to crisps
‘Are we reaching peak hot honey?’ Why the ‘swicy’ taste is everywhere – from pizzas to crisps
What began as an exciting gen Z food trend has become ubiquitous. Is the bubble about to burst under the weight of ‘fake’ honey and cheap, mass-produced knock-offs?
www.theguardian.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
PortmantNO
PortmantNO. @helenzaltzman.bsky.social
August 23, 2023 at 10:18 AM
PortmantNO. @helenzaltzman.bsky.social
@charliemethven.bsky.social That is a PortmantNO.
May 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
@charliemethven.bsky.social That is a PortmantNO.
😬😬😬
"freedom seeds"
I'm not sure I've ever heard an astroturfed portmantNO every simultaneously check the boxes of:
✅ Incredibly Cringey & Lame
✅ Extremely Fascist
"freedom seeds"
I'm not sure I've ever heard an astroturfed portmantNO every simultaneously check the boxes of:
✅ Incredibly Cringey & Lame
✅ Extremely Fascist
Just wasted four minutes thinking of how Rs would dunk on Ds if their social media referred to bullets as “freedom seeds.”
March 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
😬😬😬
"freedom seeds"
I'm not sure I've ever heard an astroturfed portmantNO every simultaneously check the boxes of:
✅ Incredibly Cringey & Lame
✅ Extremely Fascist
"freedom seeds"
I'm not sure I've ever heard an astroturfed portmantNO every simultaneously check the boxes of:
✅ Incredibly Cringey & Lame
✅ Extremely Fascist
Very nice.
Portmantno made me laugh out loud.
Portmantno made me laugh out loud.
July 17, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Very nice.
Portmantno made me laugh out loud.
Portmantno made me laugh out loud.
@allusionistshow.bsky.social Spotted a #portmantNO in Bruges. They're everywhere
July 8, 2026 at 10:58 AM
@allusionistshow.bsky.social Spotted a #portmantNO in Bruges. They're everywhere
the #portmantNO they deserve. I've never encountered a good #portmantBRO
January 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
the #portmantNO they deserve. I've never encountered a good #portmantBRO
March 27, 2026 at 1:08 PM
How about this name? Candynavia. #portmantno? 😁
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
How about this name? Candynavia. #portmantno? 😁
We watched another episode of Art Detectives and one of the characters used the portmanteau "disastrabilia" - 'disaster memorabilia' and just... #portmantno 😬
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
We watched another episode of Art Detectives and one of the characters used the portmanteau "disastrabilia" - 'disaster memorabilia' and just... #portmantno 😬
A portmantYES (as opposed to a portmantNO) IMHO
Too cute!!
Too cute!!
October 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
A portmantYES (as opposed to a portmantNO) IMHO
Too cute!!
Too cute!!
Learnt a new word today: pongrel.
Pedigree + mongrel.
Cockapoo, labradoodle, chorkie, dorgi. All pongrels according to the vet.
Can't decide if it's a #portmantno... 😁
Pedigree + mongrel.
Cockapoo, labradoodle, chorkie, dorgi. All pongrels according to the vet.
Can't decide if it's a #portmantno... 😁
July 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Learnt a new word today: pongrel.
Pedigree + mongrel.
Cockapoo, labradoodle, chorkie, dorgi. All pongrels according to the vet.
Can't decide if it's a #portmantno... 😁
Pedigree + mongrel.
Cockapoo, labradoodle, chorkie, dorgi. All pongrels according to the vet.
Can't decide if it's a #portmantno... 😁
The Made for Mums website seems to have made up their own #WotY2025. Though I can find hits for 'tech exhausted', this portmanteau version feels like a #portmantNO
techxhausted
www.madeformums.com/news/baby-ne...
techxhausted
www.madeformums.com/news/baby-ne...
Techxhausted is 2025’s parenting word of the year—and every screen-weary parent gets it
From smart baby gear to never-ending pings, ‘techxhausted’ nails how parenting feels in 2025—drained, distracted, and desperate for a digital detox.
www.madeformums.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The Made for Mums website seems to have made up their own #WotY2025. Though I can find hits for 'tech exhausted', this portmanteau version feels like a #portmantNO
techxhausted
www.madeformums.com/news/baby-ne...
techxhausted
www.madeformums.com/news/baby-ne...
CC @fritinancy.bsky.social, keeper of the PortmantNO files. This is a portmantYO! for me, since it a) points to a real thing everyone recognizes and b) is 100% easy to deconstruct from its parts, having 100% of its component words in the final product. Nancy?
April 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
CC @fritinancy.bsky.social, keeper of the PortmantNO files. This is a portmantYO! for me, since it a) points to a real thing everyone recognizes and b) is 100% easy to deconstruct from its parts, having 100% of its component words in the final product. Nancy?
This is a portmantNO!
October 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is a portmantNO!
And "gentrigation"?! #PortmantNO! Amirite @Fritinancy?
November 16, 2024 at 9:41 PM
And "gentrigation"?! #PortmantNO! Amirite @Fritinancy?
Asian shrimp chips be like #portmantno
September 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Asian shrimp chips be like #portmantno
Sounds like an @allusionistshow.bsky.social #PortmantNO
May 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Sounds like an @allusionistshow.bsky.social #PortmantNO
Omg @allusionistshow.bsky.social -- a portmantNO or a portmantYES???? (Lauren, I love it!)
May 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Omg @allusionistshow.bsky.social -- a portmantNO or a portmantYES???? (Lauren, I love it!)
January 9, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Hey @HelenZaltzman, I got you a present #portmantNO
@AllusionistShow
@AllusionistShow
November 17, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Hey @HelenZaltzman, I got you a present #portmantNO
@AllusionistShow
@AllusionistShow