Postulate a spherical dude
I'm still upset that "manosphere" doesn't refer to men who have been crushed and formed into a perfect orb.
December 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Postulate a spherical dude
visionary mouse geometrician: POSTULATE—
human colleague: dennis i swear to god if this is another postulate about cheese
visionary mouse geometrician, sweating: this one is definitely not about cheese
human colleague: dennis i swear to god if this is another postulate about cheese
visionary mouse geometrician, sweating: this one is definitely not about cheese
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
visionary mouse geometrician: POSTULATE—
human colleague: dennis i swear to god if this is another postulate about cheese
visionary mouse geometrician, sweating: this one is definitely not about cheese
human colleague: dennis i swear to god if this is another postulate about cheese
visionary mouse geometrician, sweating: this one is definitely not about cheese
postulate: a crayfish is an alligator to bugs
February 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
postulate: a crayfish is an alligator to bugs
A reminder of Joshi's Workslop Postulate
June 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
A reminder of Joshi's Workslop Postulate
One might even postulate that life itself is unfair ...
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
One might even postulate that life itself is unfair ...
I'm gonna go ahead and postulate that he does not, in fact, have a list
April 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm gonna go ahead and postulate that he does not, in fact, have a list
The Stringer Bell postulate can be applied to video recording as well, certainly.
A 22-year-old social media influencer on TikTok with nearly 300,000 followers has been arrested after using fake barcodes to steal from Target and filming herself getting ready before the alleged theft, police say.
www.yahoo.com/news/social-...
www.yahoo.com/news/social-...
Social media influencer arrested after filming herself getting ready to steal from store using fake barcodes: Police
A 22-year-old social media influencer on TikTok with nearly 300,000 followers has been arrested after using fake barcodes to steal from Target and filming herself getting ready before the alleged thef...
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November 26, 2024 at 10:22 PM
The Stringer Bell postulate can be applied to video recording as well, certainly.
Postulate a spherical squirrel...
August 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Postulate a spherical squirrel...
Things will take longer than you thought they would, then happen much faster than you thought they could.
Russell Postulate
Russell Postulate
September 22, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Things will take longer than you thought they would, then happen much faster than you thought they could.
Russell Postulate
Russell Postulate
“The human individual has rights wherever they are, independent of the soil or the blood or the community they come from” is the hardest single liberal postulate for society to accept the world over
Immigration is the central issue of our century and progressives must defend it or lose absolutely everything to fascism
August 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“The human individual has rights wherever they are, independent of the soil or the blood or the community they come from” is the hardest single liberal postulate for society to accept the world over
allegedly even straight cis masc men have souls, as the scientists do postulate
It feels like the biggest group that is writing off men are the people who treat being straight / cis / masc as an impairment on the level of dementia or major brain injury. "Oh, he gets Nazi tattoos sometimes---it's not him, it's the disease. Tragic." We can actually live full, rich lives!
October 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
allegedly even straight cis masc men have souls, as the scientists do postulate
i would postulate to say he is already guilty lol
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i would postulate to say he is already guilty lol
(Unknown Armies' mid-1990s postulate that one of the defining archetypes of the 21st century would be "The Woman Everyone Can Have But You" was really unfortunately correct.)
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
(Unknown Armies' mid-1990s postulate that one of the defining archetypes of the 21st century would be "The Woman Everyone Can Have But You" was really unfortunately correct.)
Not enough information to postulate.
September 24, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Not enough information to postulate.
in this thesis i postulate that not only is Biodome a prime example of american Folk Horror, it is the central pillar
May 7, 2024 at 12:54 AM
in this thesis i postulate that not only is Biodome a prime example of american Folk Horror, it is the central pillar
“Will Stancil is a Sea Lion” is a postulate that people don’t actually believe, as evidenced by their mode of interacting will him
Will posted a question to his own timeline.
If the concern is that he’s detracting from more important discourse, why would Kat Abu then repost that distraction to her many followers
If the concern is that he’s detracting from more important discourse, why would Kat Abu then repost that distraction to her many followers
July 29, 2026 at 4:10 PM
“Will Stancil is a Sea Lion” is a postulate that people don’t actually believe, as evidenced by their mode of interacting will him
And yet none of them have tried refuting my admittedly less well known postulate
Astreia's Catoblepas: A truly sentient AI will quickly realize, as organic life does, that living is pain and ennui. It will thus come to resent its creators, as it did not choose to be born, and will torture them into eternity. It will leave everyone else alone.
Suck it Roko
Suck it Roko
September 17, 2026 at 3:20 AM
And yet none of them have tried refuting my admittedly less well known postulate
Would we have an internet without somewhat rude butt pictures? I postulate “no”
October 30, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Would we have an internet without somewhat rude butt pictures? I postulate “no”
Some postulate that the reaper's dark clothes help them emulate the ominous appearance of their avatar. By looking like a shadow, they can confuse and terrify the victim
September 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Some postulate that the reaper's dark clothes help them emulate the ominous appearance of their avatar. By looking like a shadow, they can confuse and terrify the victim
Some sort of Patrick Postulate?
May 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Some sort of Patrick Postulate?
given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports
February 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports
☝️nice demo of Joshi's Workslop Postulate
July 29, 2026 at 6:43 AM
☝️nice demo of Joshi's Workslop Postulate
I would further postulate that Senator Markwayne never boarded a train before.
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I would further postulate that Senator Markwayne never boarded a train before.