for the potato fears not death
November 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
for the potato fears not death
The potato does not fear death...
November 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The potato does not fear death...
The Extra Orangey and The Baked Potato
November 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
The Extra Orangey and The Baked Potato
I'd rather listen to a potato talk about generative AI than Andy Weir. A potato might at least know when to shut up.
November 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I'd rather listen to a potato talk about generative AI than Andy Weir. A potato might at least know when to shut up.
Tea time with Superior Potato 🤍
October 30, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Tea time with Superior Potato 🤍
Miss me with a potato wedge. Have a god damn spine. Commit to something
Either give me a french fry or a baked potato but get that potato wedge off my plate.
Either give me a french fry or a baked potato but get that potato wedge off my plate.
November 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Miss me with a potato wedge. Have a god damn spine. Commit to something
Either give me a french fry or a baked potato but get that potato wedge off my plate.
Either give me a french fry or a baked potato but get that potato wedge off my plate.
charles have i ever told u about the humble potato baller
So what am I supposed to do with this melon baller?
November 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
charles have i ever told u about the humble potato baller
big ptarmigan-shaped sweet potato
November 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
big ptarmigan-shaped sweet potato
beginning tomorrow, potato egg and cheese will be the only legal breakfast taco
November 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
beginning tomorrow, potato egg and cheese will be the only legal breakfast taco
Sunday bullshit. Potato soup. 🩷
November 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Sunday bullshit. Potato soup. 🩷
they made potato chips racist
November 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
they made potato chips racist
Btw, this is way too flattering of a picture for the walking potato…👇
He’s nervous AF, as he should be, huh?! 😎✨
He’s nervous AF, as he should be, huh?! 😎✨
November 1, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Btw, this is way too flattering of a picture for the walking potato…👇
He’s nervous AF, as he should be, huh?! 😎✨
He’s nervous AF, as he should be, huh?! 😎✨
October 30, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Year 3 of Halloween Potato, got to amaze boyfriend who thought i was exaggerating how much kids love the potato.
Best line of the night: A mom was trying to convince her daughter that she didn’t want the potato and the girl goes “No! It’s mine!”
I fucking love children.
Best line of the night: A mom was trying to convince her daughter that she didn’t want the potato and the girl goes “No! It’s mine!”
I fucking love children.
October 31, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Year 3 of Halloween Potato, got to amaze boyfriend who thought i was exaggerating how much kids love the potato.
Best line of the night: A mom was trying to convince her daughter that she didn’t want the potato and the girl goes “No! It’s mine!”
I fucking love children.
Best line of the night: A mom was trying to convince her daughter that she didn’t want the potato and the girl goes “No! It’s mine!”
I fucking love children.
Not including “potato gun” seems like a real missed opportunity
November 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Not including “potato gun” seems like a real missed opportunity
Where’s the spud gun?
November 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Where’s the spud gun?
stephanie how about a potato *ricer* stephanie we are talking feathery light mash potato
November 3, 2026 at 4:44 AM
stephanie how about a potato *ricer* stephanie we are talking feathery light mash potato
My sister opens the front door and you can hear “Potato! Potato! Potato!” echoing down the street.
November 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
My sister opens the front door and you can hear “Potato! Potato! Potato!” echoing down the street.
GIYS I GOT A HALLOWEEN POTATO WHILE TAKING MY DAUGHTER TRICK OR TREATING
November 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
GIYS I GOT A HALLOWEEN POTATO WHILE TAKING MY DAUGHTER TRICK OR TREATING
What if every can of Pringle’s had a kind of umbilical cord inside that was made of potato?
November 3, 2026 at 6:51 AM
What if every can of Pringle’s had a kind of umbilical cord inside that was made of potato?
“A POTATO! How many people take potato when you have FULL SIZE candy bars?” Takes the potato.
November 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
“A POTATO! How many people take potato when you have FULL SIZE candy bars?” Takes the potato.
Give a man mashed potato and he will eat for a day, teach a man to mash potato and he will love you - now that he can dance - watch me now.
November 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Give a man mashed potato and he will eat for a day, teach a man to mash potato and he will love you - now that he can dance - watch me now.
I‘m going to taco joint tomorrow and i am going to get a potato egg and cheese taco
November 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I‘m going to taco joint tomorrow and i am going to get a potato egg and cheese taco