Tea time with Superior Potato 🤍
October 30, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Tea time with Superior Potato 🤍
Miss me with a potato wedge. Have a god damn spine. Commit to something
Either give me a french fry or a baked potato but get that potato wedge off my plate.
Either give me a french fry or a baked potato but get that potato wedge off my plate.
November 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Miss me with a potato wedge. Have a god damn spine. Commit to something
Either give me a french fry or a baked potato but get that potato wedge off my plate.
Either give me a french fry or a baked potato but get that potato wedge off my plate.
The Extra Orangey and The Baked Potato
November 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
The Extra Orangey and The Baked Potato
Someone gave my child a potato
November 1, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Someone gave my child a potato
Sunday bullshit. Potato soup. 🩷
November 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Sunday bullshit. Potato soup. 🩷
October 30, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Greetings and good morning it’s the Sunday farm rush hour with Kate & Potato
November 1, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Greetings and good morning it’s the Sunday farm rush hour with Kate & Potato
Year 3 of Halloween Potato, got to amaze boyfriend who thought i was exaggerating how much kids love the potato.
Best line of the night: A mom was trying to convince her daughter that she didn’t want the potato and the girl goes “No! It’s mine!”
I fucking love children.
Best line of the night: A mom was trying to convince her daughter that she didn’t want the potato and the girl goes “No! It’s mine!”
I fucking love children.
October 31, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Year 3 of Halloween Potato, got to amaze boyfriend who thought i was exaggerating how much kids love the potato.
Best line of the night: A mom was trying to convince her daughter that she didn’t want the potato and the girl goes “No! It’s mine!”
I fucking love children.
Best line of the night: A mom was trying to convince her daughter that she didn’t want the potato and the girl goes “No! It’s mine!”
I fucking love children.
My sister opens the front door and you can hear “Potato! Potato! Potato!” echoing down the street.
November 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
My sister opens the front door and you can hear “Potato! Potato! Potato!” echoing down the street.
Btw, this is way too flattering of a picture for the walking potato…👇
He’s nervous AF, as he should be, huh?! 😎✨
He’s nervous AF, as he should be, huh?! 😎✨
November 1, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Btw, this is way too flattering of a picture for the walking potato…👇
He’s nervous AF, as he should be, huh?! 😎✨
He’s nervous AF, as he should be, huh?! 😎✨
GIYS I GOT A HALLOWEEN POTATO WHILE TAKING MY DAUGHTER TRICK OR TREATING
November 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
GIYS I GOT A HALLOWEEN POTATO WHILE TAKING MY DAUGHTER TRICK OR TREATING
“A POTATO! How many people take potato when you have FULL SIZE candy bars?” Takes the potato.
November 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
“A POTATO! How many people take potato when you have FULL SIZE candy bars?” Takes the potato.
big ptarmigan-shaped sweet potato
November 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
big ptarmigan-shaped sweet potato
Chorizo, eggs, potato, rice, cheese burrito 🌯
October 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Chorizo, eggs, potato, rice, cheese burrito 🌯
Well, this aged like a potato that fell behind the refrigerator
November 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Well, this aged like a potato that fell behind the refrigerator
Ok I did it, and somebody took the potato! 🥔
November 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Ok I did it, and somebody took the potato! 🥔
October 31, 2026 at 8:26 PM
So: a very happy Vicar Hospitalised With Potato Up His Bum Day to all who celebrate
October 31, 2026 at 9:29 AM
So: a very happy Vicar Hospitalised With Potato Up His Bum Day to all who celebrate
want to stress that this house offers a choice between a full size candy bar and a potato and my kid picks the potato three years running
once again, shoutout to The Potato House in West Andersonville/Ravenswood/whatever neighborhood it is we do our trick or treating in
my kid is so stoked about the potato. It’s his favorite thing, the potato
my kid is so stoked about the potato. It’s his favorite thing, the potato
November 1, 2026 at 1:44 PM
want to stress that this house offers a choice between a full size candy bar and a potato and my kid picks the potato three years running
Genuinely f*ck that guy. Disrespectfully. He probably eats potato salad with raisins in it
November 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Genuinely f*ck that guy. Disrespectfully. He probably eats potato salad with raisins in it
This makes me tear up every time I read it.
October 30, 2026 at 12:41 PM
This makes me tear up every time I read it.