#predict
“Election Rabbit Roundup can now predict Arizona’s Governor’s Race for Governor” ok sure I guess, I guess we all can predict things
November 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
This mom can predict everything her toddler says. To be known is to be loved.

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November 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Hmmm not very predictive, Kalshi
November 4, 2026 at 7:13 AM
it is still too early to predict whether the first transsexual senator will take the oath of office on a copy of the phenomenology of spirit or gideon the ninth
November 8, 2026 at 12:47 PM
You gamble
I predict
November 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I predict this will not quell the media calls for the Democrats to work across the aisle one bit.
November 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
didn’t one of you literally predict this like a week ago hahaha show yourself
November 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Did you predict the Habs going 2-0-1 this week? 🤔
The Habs will play 3 games this week.

What will be their record during this stretch? 🤔
November 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I want to remind everyone that the experts did not predict Angie Nixon winning the primary, but here she is.

LFG🔥
November 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I would simply correctly predict which copies of me from an infinite multiverse would turn out to be huge dicks
November 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
What do acorns have to do with Lyme disease? New work shows their numbers can predict booms in the tick-carried ailment almost two years in advance.

sciam.com/article/acor...
Acorns—not deer—can predict a rise in Lyme-spreading ticks
Despite deer’s essential role in tick reproduction, looking to acorn numbers instead can forecast Lyme disease booms almost two years in advance
sciam.com
November 8, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I predict ketchup will be thrown at some point tonight.
November 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Matt Yglesias couldn’t predict the splash at the end of a pebble tossed in a lake. I don’t understand why even rich dipshits would pay him to tell them anything.
November 7, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I love how these people are so goddamn obvious you can predict their smooth brain shit a day before it happens
November 6, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Yes, and I think the future is impossible to predict.
November 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Probably don’t need to be a poli sci major to predict what’s about to happen to GOP in ‘28. Nuclear winter. #lawyerup
November 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Prediction markets “predict” much like Tesla FSD “self drives”. Disengagement right before the impact event.
November 4, 2026 at 12:27 PM
there is something very funny about trying to "predict" ongoing things by looking at polymarket, which is sort of like saying you're going to "predict" the weather by looking at another person who is looking out a window and noting whether they pick up an umbrella or sunglasses before they leave
November 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Didn't Lindsey Graham predict this
November 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I PREDICT A RIOT
IIIIIIII PREDICT A RIOT
November 7, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Brain activity patterns may predict Alzheimer’s years before memory slips med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
Brain activity patterns may predict Alzheimer’s years before memory slips
Stanford Medicine scientists and collaborators studied “super agers” and Alzheimer’s patients to decode brain activity patterns that predict vulnerability or resilience to cognitive decline.
med.stanford.edu
November 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I predict one major fistfight on the senate floor next year
November 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Not to predict someone's death, but people like that don't tend to last long.
#mcconnell
November 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
He did have the foresight to predict that Texas wouldn't go blue in his lifetime
November 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Jeeeeeeez this is going to go as we can predict.
BREAKING: Trump announces Stephen Miller will become White House Chief of Staff
November 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM