Better refill your prescriptions now, because you may not be able to get them soon.
May 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Better refill your prescriptions now, because you may not be able to get them soon.
We're lowering the cost of your prescriptions and protecting Illinoisans at the same time.
July 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We're lowering the cost of your prescriptions and protecting Illinoisans at the same time.
Having to go pick up my prescriptions :(
Having to go pick up my prescriptions in Miss Dolly >>>>
Having to go pick up my prescriptions in Miss Dolly >>>>
September 24, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Having to go pick up my prescriptions :(
Having to go pick up my prescriptions in Miss Dolly >>>>
Having to go pick up my prescriptions in Miss Dolly >>>>
Mike Rogers was a leading advocate for boosting opioid prescriptions. He took over $1M from Big Pharma. He has always prioritized personal profit over the health and safety of Michiganders.
That's not public safety.
Watch our new ad, "Safe."
That's not public safety.
Watch our new ad, "Safe."
September 22, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Mike Rogers was a leading advocate for boosting opioid prescriptions. He took over $1M from Big Pharma. He has always prioritized personal profit over the health and safety of Michiganders.
That's not public safety.
Watch our new ad, "Safe."
That's not public safety.
Watch our new ad, "Safe."
Friends Trying On Each Other’s Glasses Revel In Glorious Mayhem Of Having Slightly Different Prescriptions https://theonion.com/friends-trying-on-each-other-s-glasses-revel-in-gloriou-1824020054/
March 26, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Friends Trying On Each Other’s Glasses Revel In Glorious Mayhem Of Having Slightly Different Prescriptions https://theonion.com/friends-trying-on-each-other-s-glasses-revel-in-gloriou-1824020054/
This is how the Postmaster General reacts when Members of Congress demand accountability. He’s the reason your prescriptions, paychecks, and bills are late. Embarrassing.
December 11, 2024 at 3:21 PM
This is how the Postmaster General reacts when Members of Congress demand accountability. He’s the reason your prescriptions, paychecks, and bills are late. Embarrassing.
Prescriptions should be free.
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Prescriptions should be free.
AI could NEVER so woefully misspell the word prescriptions
May 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
AI could NEVER so woefully misspell the word prescriptions
reminder to put in your repeat prescriptions
September 21, 2026 at 10:20 AM
reminder to put in your repeat prescriptions
100% tariffs on prescriptions won’t affect us at all — they just bring your discount down from 1000% to 900%.
September 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
100% tariffs on prescriptions won’t affect us at all — they just bring your discount down from 1000% to 900%.
Actually, other countries do require prescriptions…
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Actually, other countries do require prescriptions…
Price cap should be placed on vet prescriptions, watchdog says
The Competition and Markets Authority said price caps should be placed on prescriptions provided by vets to stop pet owners from being ripped off
news.sky.com/story/price-...
The Competition and Markets Authority said price caps should be placed on prescriptions provided by vets to stop pet owners from being ripped off
news.sky.com/story/price-...
Price cap should be placed on vet prescriptions, watchdog says
The Competition and Markets Authority said price caps should be placed on prescriptions provided by vets to stop pet owners from being ripped off.
news.sky.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Price cap should be placed on vet prescriptions, watchdog says
The Competition and Markets Authority said price caps should be placed on prescriptions provided by vets to stop pet owners from being ripped off
news.sky.com/story/price-...
The Competition and Markets Authority said price caps should be placed on prescriptions provided by vets to stop pet owners from being ripped off
news.sky.com/story/price-...
Yes, the person tasked with convincing the public that it’s reasonable to ignore reams of evidence and end telehealth prescriptions of abortion pills after the midterms is named… Overton
🚨Trump has nominated another anti-abortion operative to lead a federal agency. Heidi Overton publicly celebrated the overturning of Roe and has since called for restrictions on abortions pills. Tell the FDA and White House to keep their hands OFF abortion pills now: reproaction.org/action/trump....
September 24, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Yes, the person tasked with convincing the public that it’s reasonable to ignore reams of evidence and end telehealth prescriptions of abortion pills after the midterms is named… Overton
Diaper Diplomacy on how to save 200%, 400% even 600% on your prescriptions.
December 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Diaper Diplomacy on how to save 200%, 400% even 600% on your prescriptions.
The ACIP vote was tied 6-6 for requiring everyone to get a prescription for the COVID19 vaccine.
The chair broke the tie by voting NO.
Prescriptions will NOT be required.
The chair broke the tie by voting NO.
Prescriptions will NOT be required.
September 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The ACIP vote was tied 6-6 for requiring everyone to get a prescription for the COVID19 vaccine.
The chair broke the tie by voting NO.
Prescriptions will NOT be required.
The chair broke the tie by voting NO.
Prescriptions will NOT be required.
I mean, he can write prescriptions
September 2, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I mean, he can write prescriptions
Effective Oct 22, filling low-cost prescriptions at foreign pharmacies will be all but impossible for Americans. Buying at discount rates from other countries will require tariffs, prepaid duties and customs paperwork.
Thanks, Donnie. Pop the corks, big Pharma.
www.seattletimes.com/business/mil...
Thanks, Donnie. Pop the corks, big Pharma.
www.seattletimes.com/business/mil...
Millions of Americans get discount prescriptions from Canada. That backdoor arrangement is about to close
The shutdown means Americans will have to pay higher, domestic prices for prescriptions. In some cases, the prices will be much higher.
www.seattletimes.com
September 25, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Effective Oct 22, filling low-cost prescriptions at foreign pharmacies will be all but impossible for Americans. Buying at discount rates from other countries will require tariffs, prepaid duties and customs paperwork.
Thanks, Donnie. Pop the corks, big Pharma.
www.seattletimes.com/business/mil...
Thanks, Donnie. Pop the corks, big Pharma.
www.seattletimes.com/business/mil...
Gotta get more prescriptions for big profit $$$
August 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Gotta get more prescriptions for big profit $$$
N.S. pharmacists cut tick bite ER visits in half with prescriptions to prevent Lyme: study #NovaScotia
www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...
www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...
N.S. pharmacists cut tick bite ER visits in half with prescriptions to prevent Lyme: study
With Lyme disease concerns growing in Nova Scotia, a team of researchers has found that pharmacist prescriptions have cut tick bite-related ER visits in half.
www.ctvnews.ca
September 21, 2026 at 5:13 PM
N.S. pharmacists cut tick bite ER visits in half with prescriptions to prevent Lyme: study #NovaScotia
www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...
www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...
Guess they’ve got two different prescriptions 🤓
August 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Guess they’ve got two different prescriptions 🤓
"Oh, but that's really rare--"
The number of prescriptions written annually for puberty blockers for cis kids experiencing unwanted puberty they find distressful dwarfs the prescriptions written annually for puberty blockers for trans kids experiencing unwanted puberty they find distressful.
The number of prescriptions written annually for puberty blockers for cis kids experiencing unwanted puberty they find distressful dwarfs the prescriptions written annually for puberty blockers for trans kids experiencing unwanted puberty they find distressful.
July 29, 2024 at 2:19 PM
"Oh, but that's really rare--"
The number of prescriptions written annually for puberty blockers for cis kids experiencing unwanted puberty they find distressful dwarfs the prescriptions written annually for puberty blockers for trans kids experiencing unwanted puberty they find distressful.
The number of prescriptions written annually for puberty blockers for cis kids experiencing unwanted puberty they find distressful dwarfs the prescriptions written annually for puberty blockers for trans kids experiencing unwanted puberty they find distressful.
People in England don't get free prescriptions
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 PM
People in England don't get free prescriptions
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
Strait of Hormuz standoff puts supply of America’s generic drug prescriptions at risk
www.cnbc.com/2026/03/16/s...
www.cnbc.com/2026/03/16/s...
Strait of Hormuz standoff puts supply of America's generic drug prescriptions at risk
Half of US generic drugs are made in India and transit the Strait of Hormuz. Supply chains prepare for emergencies, but prescription stockpiles are limited.
www.cnbc.com
March 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Strait of Hormuz standoff puts supply of America’s generic drug prescriptions at risk
www.cnbc.com/2026/03/16/s...
www.cnbc.com/2026/03/16/s...
I think I should get my eyesight checked again and see if I need new prescriptions.
September 21, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I think I should get my eyesight checked again and see if I need new prescriptions.