this is a heretofore unseen level of self-hatred and pretension. my dude just be normal and enjoy a miller lite like everyone else!
Not a huge fan of sharing screenshots from X but I had to check that this was real. This is absolutely the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time. Imagine having this little respect for yourself.
May 23, 2026 at 2:35 PM
this is a heretofore unseen level of self-hatred and pretension. my dude just be normal and enjoy a miller lite like everyone else!
Righto. But is pretension still pretension?
February 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Righto. But is pretension still pretension?
Esa es su pretensión
October 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Esa es su pretensión
Explicaciones que, alejadas de toda pretensión científica, apelan a sus sentimientos...
November 28, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Explicaciones que, alejadas de toda pretensión científica, apelan a sus sentimientos...
Entonces, ¿es delito “confabularse para desarrollar una serie de acciones cuya pretensión era la desestabilización de estas causas judiciales que le afectan”?
May 27, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Entonces, ¿es delito “confabularse para desarrollar una serie de acciones cuya pretensión era la desestabilización de estas causas judiciales que le afectan”?
The degree of pretension makes one wince in disgust.
March 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The degree of pretension makes one wince in disgust.
"without pretension"?
May 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"without pretension"?
The thing about Dolly Parton is she was so free of pretension towards fame and kind of silly that it took awhile growing up before I realized she was also one of the greatest songwriters in American history
August 25, 2026 at 6:05 PM
The thing about Dolly Parton is she was so free of pretension towards fame and kind of silly that it took awhile growing up before I realized she was also one of the greatest songwriters in American history
Amy could write humorless pretension but David couldn’t play Jerri Blank in a beloved cult sitcom and that’s all you need to know about that family
November 24, 2023 at 3:34 AM
Amy could write humorless pretension but David couldn’t play Jerri Blank in a beloved cult sitcom and that’s all you need to know about that family
Part desperately nerdy SF reference part dorky fascist pretension, the name checks out it's his kid
dude ANOTHER BABY!?!? make it stop.
February 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Part desperately nerdy SF reference part dorky fascist pretension, the name checks out it's his kid
En jardín, brotó, blanca, sin mayor pretensión que su humilde belleza.
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
En jardín, brotó, blanca, sin mayor pretensión que su humilde belleza.
how long do you think taylor had been sitting on the attention/pretension rhyme? has to be YEARS
September 29, 2026 at 2:43 AM
how long do you think taylor had been sitting on the attention/pretension rhyme? has to be YEARS
Highly Inflammable—X-Ray Spex
A standalone single that showcases their rare ability to combine real brass, er... synthetic synths, and some perfectly-placed pretension
#ArtistFaveNonAlbumSingles
#WeekendSingles
#musicsky #vinyl
A standalone single that showcases their rare ability to combine real brass, er... synthetic synths, and some perfectly-placed pretension
#ArtistFaveNonAlbumSingles
#WeekendSingles
#musicsky #vinyl
October 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Highly Inflammable—X-Ray Spex
A standalone single that showcases their rare ability to combine real brass, er... synthetic synths, and some perfectly-placed pretension
#ArtistFaveNonAlbumSingles
#WeekendSingles
#musicsky #vinyl
A standalone single that showcases their rare ability to combine real brass, er... synthetic synths, and some perfectly-placed pretension
#ArtistFaveNonAlbumSingles
#WeekendSingles
#musicsky #vinyl
Sam Neill is a guy who can convincingly act with a great sense of arrogance and pretension and cruelty and in real life is the world’s chillest nicest guy who spends every day drinking wine with his pigs
May 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sam Neill is a guy who can convincingly act with a great sense of arrogance and pretension and cruelty and in real life is the world’s chillest nicest guy who spends every day drinking wine with his pigs
Fórmula 1, grandes eventos, turistas, inversores, pelotazos...
Madrid funciona estupendamente según Ayuso.
Siempre que no tengas la extravagante pretensión de querer vivir allí y tener servicios públicos dignos.
Pongamos que hablo de Madrid.
Madrid funciona estupendamente según Ayuso.
Siempre que no tengas la extravagante pretensión de querer vivir allí y tener servicios públicos dignos.
Pongamos que hablo de Madrid.
September 15, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Fórmula 1, grandes eventos, turistas, inversores, pelotazos...
Madrid funciona estupendamente según Ayuso.
Siempre que no tengas la extravagante pretensión de querer vivir allí y tener servicios públicos dignos.
Pongamos que hablo de Madrid.
Madrid funciona estupendamente según Ayuso.
Siempre que no tengas la extravagante pretensión de querer vivir allí y tener servicios públicos dignos.
Pongamos que hablo de Madrid.
I’m trying to think of what to say about David Lynch and there’s nothing to say other than that he was one of the purest artists in the world and also had absolutely no pretension about making things that could otherwise be incredibly pretentious.
January 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’m trying to think of what to say about David Lynch and there’s nothing to say other than that he was one of the purest artists in the world and also had absolutely no pretension about making things that could otherwise be incredibly pretentious.
Even my loneliness is pretension in your eyes
- Whalien 52
- Whalien 52
February 11, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Even my loneliness is pretension in your eyes
- Whalien 52
- Whalien 52
The point is that they think it's so extremely profound as to be an absolute final statement on the matter. Pure unadulterated pretension
October 5, 2026 at 6:35 AM
The point is that they think it's so extremely profound as to be an absolute final statement on the matter. Pure unadulterated pretension
I’ve reached levels of pretension previously unheard of
September 29, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I’ve reached levels of pretension previously unheard of
The fact he called Contreras “boy” basically removes all pretension this wasn’t racism
If someone brushing by you has you digging into the Jim Crow South to express yourself, you might be the issue
July 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The fact he called Contreras “boy” basically removes all pretension this wasn’t racism
pretension in liquid form
April 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
pretension in liquid form
I’ve had some wine but this made me tear up—Huell Howser’s unrestrained delight, Joe’s affectionate energy, all people thriving in their love.
It’s so pure, free of pretension, that you can celebrate a guy for wearing a belt and suspenders.
It’s so pure, free of pretension, that you can celebrate a guy for wearing a belt and suspenders.
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’ve had some wine but this made me tear up—Huell Howser’s unrestrained delight, Joe’s affectionate energy, all people thriving in their love.
It’s so pure, free of pretension, that you can celebrate a guy for wearing a belt and suspenders.
It’s so pure, free of pretension, that you can celebrate a guy for wearing a belt and suspenders.
La pretensión de algunos magnates tecnológicos es desmontar la democracia para sustituirla por un sistema censitario donde no todos tengamos las mismas capacidades políticas: la amenaza es muy seria.
Mi análisis en @hora25ser.bsky.social
Mi análisis en @hora25ser.bsky.social
February 1, 2025 at 8:51 AM
La pretensión de algunos magnates tecnológicos es desmontar la democracia para sustituirla por un sistema censitario donde no todos tengamos las mismas capacidades políticas: la amenaza es muy seria.
Mi análisis en @hora25ser.bsky.social
Mi análisis en @hora25ser.bsky.social
Eramos pocas y parió la burra: El arzobispo de Oviedo llama a la “reconquista” frente a “la pretensión marroquí” elpais.com/espana/2026-...
El arzobispo de Oviedo llama a la “reconquista” frente a “la pretensión marroquí”
Jesús Sanz publica un tuit sobre las manifestaciones contra la gestión de la crisis migratoria en Ceuta donde también arremete contra el Gobierno
elpais.com
September 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Eramos pocas y parió la burra: El arzobispo de Oviedo llama a la “reconquista” frente a “la pretensión marroquí” elpais.com/espana/2026-...
Even my loneliness is pretension in your eyes
- Whalien 52
- Whalien 52
April 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Even my loneliness is pretension in your eyes
- Whalien 52
- Whalien 52