[Me, meeting Ferrus Manus, Primarch of the Iron Hands, on a train]
Hey, Ferrus Manus. Where you headed?
Hey, Ferrus Manus. Where you headed?
November 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
[Me, meeting Ferrus Manus, Primarch of the Iron Hands, on a train]
Hey, Ferrus Manus. Where you headed?
Hey, Ferrus Manus. Where you headed?
Angron is the only moral traitor primarch
October 29, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Angron is the only moral traitor primarch
Sledge says... dip a Primarch.
November 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Sledge says... dip a Primarch.
"it's too bad we can't turn girls into space marines"
"huh? Yes we can, I fixed that with the primaris project..."
"Wait, you did?"
"Yes, did you not read my documentation?"
"Your documentation is a book as tall as a primarch. I skimmed it."
"huh? Yes we can, I fixed that with the primaris project..."
"Wait, you did?"
"Yes, did you not read my documentation?"
"Your documentation is a book as tall as a primarch. I skimmed it."
headcanoning that cawl did fix it but nobody was informed
November 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
"it's too bad we can't turn girls into space marines"
"huh? Yes we can, I fixed that with the primaris project..."
"Wait, you did?"
"Yes, did you not read my documentation?"
"Your documentation is a book as tall as a primarch. I skimmed it."
"huh? Yes we can, I fixed that with the primaris project..."
"Wait, you did?"
"Yes, did you not read my documentation?"
"Your documentation is a book as tall as a primarch. I skimmed it."
sorry your quarterly christmas box was bad. good news though you can paint the space marines box red and its completely fine because youre not a real faction. also your primarch died like a little faggot btw
November 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
sorry your quarterly christmas box was bad. good news though you can paint the space marines box red and its completely fine because youre not a real faction. also your primarch died like a little faggot btw
October 31, 2026 at 4:59 AM
November 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
BUT
You know what one of the greatest disappointments of my writing career has been? I got to write the Primarch novel for Alpharius, which would be a big thing for any Black Library author, and the big reveal got ruined because a Twitter account casually tossed out a placeholder French(?) webpage.
You know what one of the greatest disappointments of my writing career has been? I got to write the Primarch novel for Alpharius, which would be a big thing for any Black Library author, and the big reveal got ruined because a Twitter account casually tossed out a placeholder French(?) webpage.
November 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
BUT
You know what one of the greatest disappointments of my writing career has been? I got to write the Primarch novel for Alpharius, which would be a big thing for any Black Library author, and the big reveal got ruined because a Twitter account casually tossed out a placeholder French(?) webpage.
You know what one of the greatest disappointments of my writing career has been? I got to write the Primarch novel for Alpharius, which would be a big thing for any Black Library author, and the big reveal got ruined because a Twitter account casually tossed out a placeholder French(?) webpage.
It’s very psychologically important to have a favorite Primarch
October 29, 2026 at 2:51 AM
It’s very psychologically important to have a favorite Primarch
Im feeling lucky! and like I need to wash the cape in something, please recommend a good shade.
November 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Im feeling lucky! and like I need to wash the cape in something, please recommend a good shade.
Overheard two nerds at the bar talking about 40k and the Horus Heresy, and they had the nerve not to mention that Fulgrim is the only interesting primarch because of his fall to bourgeois decadence.
October 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Overheard two nerds at the bar talking about 40k and the Horus Heresy, and they had the nerve not to mention that Fulgrim is the only interesting primarch because of his fall to bourgeois decadence.
remember when primarch used to boil the kettle
❤️ 40k 🔁 20k
❤️ 40k 🔁 20k
October 28, 2026 at 1:04 PM
remember when primarch used to boil the kettle
❤️ 40k 🔁 20k
❤️ 40k 🔁 20k
Thank you 😁 had a lot of fun making my corpse Primarch 🤣
November 3, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Thank you 😁 had a lot of fun making my corpse Primarch 🤣
As a result, Lucifer is dead, and I find the spare primarch barking at me.
November 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
As a result, Lucifer is dead, and I find the spare primarch barking at me.
let is the bare minimum for a primarch bitch build...bare frigging minimum guys...
November 1, 2026 at 12:16 PM
let is the bare minimum for a primarch bitch build...bare frigging minimum guys...
They need to be willing to make Guilliman the villian to some extent. Bring back a primarch who isn't willing to tolerate the level of evil of the imperium. Which I think has to be either Sanguinius (issues there) Julian or Jaghatai Khan
November 2, 2026 at 11:27 AM
They need to be willing to make Guilliman the villian to some extent. Bring back a primarch who isn't willing to tolerate the level of evil of the imperium. Which I think has to be either Sanguinius (issues there) Julian or Jaghatai Khan
lrt that is my king that is my primarch and he can do whatever he wants
October 29, 2026 at 1:37 PM
lrt that is my king that is my primarch and he can do whatever he wants
Primarch Vulkan...
October 25, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Primarch Vulkan...
NEW stream card for the week is up!
We have ALOT of mini painting to look forward too!
We start Dreadtember!
Also we will be trying to finish painting the Primarch Lion El'Johnson!
Crusade safely Aspirants ill See you on the front lines Wed and Sat!
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#warhammer40000 #Modelpainting #40kVtuber
We have ALOT of mini painting to look forward too!
We start Dreadtember!
Also we will be trying to finish painting the Primarch Lion El'Johnson!
Crusade safely Aspirants ill See you on the front lines Wed and Sat!
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#warhammer40000 #Modelpainting #40kVtuber
November 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
NEW stream card for the week is up!
We have ALOT of mini painting to look forward too!
We start Dreadtember!
Also we will be trying to finish painting the Primarch Lion El'Johnson!
Crusade safely Aspirants ill See you on the front lines Wed and Sat!
.
.
#warhammer40000 #Modelpainting #40kVtuber
We have ALOT of mini painting to look forward too!
We start Dreadtember!
Also we will be trying to finish painting the Primarch Lion El'Johnson!
Crusade safely Aspirants ill See you on the front lines Wed and Sat!
.
.
#warhammer40000 #Modelpainting #40kVtuber
feeling like i unlocked something in my brain just now going “okay but primarch/f!oc would hit if oc was astartes”
October 28, 2026 at 12:45 PM
feeling like i unlocked something in my brain just now going “okay but primarch/f!oc would hit if oc was astartes”
October 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
When my role as supreme primarch is obsolete, you and I will be of equal standing...
October 31, 2026 at 12:11 PM
When my role as supreme primarch is obsolete, you and I will be of equal standing...
Guess you two were closer than I thought. But what good is it saving this husk of a supreme primarch?
November 1, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Guess you two were closer than I thought. But what good is it saving this husk of a supreme primarch?