let’s be primitive horses with mama
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
let’s be primitive horses with mama
Future Primitive Brewing, Seattle
April 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Future Primitive Brewing, Seattle
Seen at local pubs...by Primitive Brewing, Seattle
April 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Seen at local pubs...by Primitive Brewing, Seattle
let’s be primitive horses with mama (pt.2)
February 19, 2026 at 5:08 PM
let’s be primitive horses with mama (pt.2)
This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help
February 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help
Primitive theme parks
July 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Primitive theme parks
Primitive spelling bees
March 17, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Primitive spelling bees
Primitive man discovers tools.
June 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Primitive man discovers tools.
Primitive fraternities
April 1, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Primitive fraternities
Primitive man’s ability to reason
March 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Primitive man’s ability to reason
Fishing is primitive gacha.
February 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Fishing is primitive gacha.
I can’t believe medicine hasn’t come up with a better way to do mammograms. That is some primitive shit right there.
September 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I can’t believe medicine hasn’t come up with a better way to do mammograms. That is some primitive shit right there.
primitive computers rule
January 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
primitive computers rule
Look at this ridiculous primitive country, casting out its sex pests rather than making them Presidents or Mayors or Supreme Court justices
Breaking News: Andrew, the younger brother of King Charles III, is being stripped of his title as prince, Buckingham Palace said. nyti.ms/4oQeykJ
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Look at this ridiculous primitive country, casting out its sex pests rather than making them Presidents or Mayors or Supreme Court justices
Trump on Iran: "They have a primitive culture"
June 17, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Trump on Iran: "They have a primitive culture"
Imagining these guys forming a primitive fertility cult around Clippy
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Imagining these guys forming a primitive fertility cult around Clippy
Are the primitive radio gods on here yet
December 14, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Are the primitive radio gods on here yet
Make America Primitive Again
I received a heartbreaking email today: A paper in a special issue I’m editing is being retracted because one of its authors is afraid of losing their job and their legal status in the U.S. if they publish a scientific study on evolution. Yes, on evolution, nature's engine of diversity.
March 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Make America Primitive Again
A primitive creature of sorts 🦖(wip)
March 20, 2026 at 2:27 PM
A primitive creature of sorts 🦖(wip)
Serving elder millennial primitive chic.
June 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Serving elder millennial primitive chic.
As I point out regularly, because FL is one of the most primitive, regressed states in America, you cannot be elected or appointed to any office there unless you’re a thoroughly despicable and corrupt criminal.
April 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
As I point out regularly, because FL is one of the most primitive, regressed states in America, you cannot be elected or appointed to any office there unless you’re a thoroughly despicable and corrupt criminal.