#princessses
It turns out Disney, the corporation, has learned from its own princessses how to fight villains.

Carry on.
August 18, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Disney adults may think that Disney princessses are life models to be emulated that even animals love, but DnD players know the reason they can speak to animals is because they are warlocks who chose Beast Speech as an eldritch invocation. Do not trust them
August 23, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Like, never in my life, even at my MOST naive, had I thought in any capacity that Disneyland was “real,” in any way.

But it’s an incredibly common criticism I see in Disney satire.

“ACTUALLY the princesses AREN’T actually happy princessses!” Like, yeah? I didn’t think they were supposed to be?
September 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I should name them. After Spanish princessses.

Bc they have like 12 names
June 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I've been playing Revive (thanks, @tearsinrain.bsky.social!) and recommend Trolls and Princessses to those who like it. Even & especially if one was intrigued by Revive but ultimately was lukewarm on it.

Both games are relentless min/max. Trolls is more intuitive and has a stronger narrative.
February 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
November 19, 2024 at 12:32 PM
YESSS PRINCESSSES!!!

oh yeah they just showed up idk
they were nice to me but kinda mean to lilith n nex :(((
i think they work for ciel
May 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
that's rude to the other princessses...
August 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
NO KINGS, NO OLIGARC PRINCES, NO CABINET PRINCESSSES, NO WAY!!!
October 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM