It's weird - everybody knows printers are possessed by demons but they rarely make themselves so obviously known
Got a label printer for work and this is what prints when you turn it on for the first time.
November 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
It's weird - everybody knows printers are possessed by demons but they rarely make themselves so obviously known
If @infinitescream.bsky.social did printers
Got a label printer for work and this is what prints when you turn it on for the first time.
November 10, 2026 at 9:32 AM
If @infinitescream.bsky.social did printers
Printers are the bane of my existence 😤
November 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Printers are the bane of my existence 😤
(Tolstoy voice) "All good printers are alike; each bad printer is bad in its own way."
November 9, 2026 at 9:28 AM
(Tolstoy voice) "All good printers are alike; each bad printer is bad in its own way."
After three and a half years, Prehistoric Sharks, by Charlene Da Silva Graham and myself, is finally at the printers. 192 pages of coffee table-sized hot shark action, it's on sale 18th February 2027!
November 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
After three and a half years, Prehistoric Sharks, by Charlene Da Silva Graham and myself, is finally at the printers. 192 pages of coffee table-sized hot shark action, it's on sale 18th February 2027!
ai slop everywhere yet printers still can’t function normally
November 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
ai slop everywhere yet printers still can’t function normally
Like… they used computers, printers, and a search engine! 😂
November 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Like… they used computers, printers, and a search engine! 😂
Whew got both printers running im determined to havd my holiday prints done before December.
November 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Whew got both printers running im determined to havd my holiday prints done before December.
Do you happen to have a garage full of old daisywheel printers that you're looking to sell to students at a vast profit?
November 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Do you happen to have a garage full of old daisywheel printers that you're looking to sell to students at a vast profit?
The thing about printers is that they appear to be gadgets but are actually contraptions.
They are more closely related to the windmill or the tandem bicycle than they are to the hard drive or the microchip.
They are more closely related to the windmill or the tandem bicycle than they are to the hard drive or the microchip.
(Tolstoy voice) "All good printers are alike; each bad printer is bad in its own way."
November 9, 2026 at 9:31 AM
The thing about printers is that they appear to be gadgets but are actually contraptions.
They are more closely related to the windmill or the tandem bicycle than they are to the hard drive or the microchip.
They are more closely related to the windmill or the tandem bicycle than they are to the hard drive or the microchip.
They are very cool but they are not batteries
Furthermore 3D printers are not printers
PS I am not a crackpot
Furthermore 3D printers are not printers
PS I am not a crackpot
November 9, 2026 at 2:19 PM
They are very cool but they are not batteries
Furthermore 3D printers are not printers
PS I am not a crackpot
Furthermore 3D printers are not printers
PS I am not a crackpot
To those with 3D printers I admire you.
At the same time, this is what makes me most happy, doing it by hand 💕
#mcatlanta #mtgcosplay
At the same time, this is what makes me most happy, doing it by hand 💕
#mcatlanta #mtgcosplay
November 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
To those with 3D printers I admire you.
At the same time, this is what makes me most happy, doing it by hand 💕
#mcatlanta #mtgcosplay
At the same time, this is what makes me most happy, doing it by hand 💕
#mcatlanta #mtgcosplay
#Guardvember cannot be stopped.
Today, the white dwarf article encouraging you to build your own Baneblade.
I wish someone with good 3d modeling skills could make this available for printers. Anyone up for the challenge?.. cough... @wib.bsky.social .. cough 😁
#oldhanmer
#nerdlings
#warhammer40k
Today, the white dwarf article encouraging you to build your own Baneblade.
I wish someone with good 3d modeling skills could make this available for printers. Anyone up for the challenge?.. cough... @wib.bsky.social .. cough 😁
#oldhanmer
#nerdlings
#warhammer40k
November 9, 2026 at 10:21 AM
#Guardvember cannot be stopped.
Today, the white dwarf article encouraging you to build your own Baneblade.
I wish someone with good 3d modeling skills could make this available for printers. Anyone up for the challenge?.. cough... @wib.bsky.social .. cough 😁
#oldhanmer
#nerdlings
#warhammer40k
Today, the white dwarf article encouraging you to build your own Baneblade.
I wish someone with good 3d modeling skills could make this available for printers. Anyone up for the challenge?.. cough... @wib.bsky.social .. cough 😁
#oldhanmer
#nerdlings
#warhammer40k
As a owner of 3d printers no for most 3d printers on the market.
You can make parts in plastic and abs and similar but 3d printing in metal need extremly costly and extremly sophisticated printers...which themselves need tool to make those printers.
Plus they are mostly used in fast prototyping
You can make parts in plastic and abs and similar but 3d printing in metal need extremly costly and extremly sophisticated printers...which themselves need tool to make those printers.
Plus they are mostly used in fast prototyping
November 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
As a owner of 3d printers no for most 3d printers on the market.
You can make parts in plastic and abs and similar but 3d printing in metal need extremly costly and extremly sophisticated printers...which themselves need tool to make those printers.
Plus they are mostly used in fast prototyping
You can make parts in plastic and abs and similar but 3d printing in metal need extremly costly and extremly sophisticated printers...which themselves need tool to make those printers.
Plus they are mostly used in fast prototyping
How many better paper printers would a 3d printer probably print if a 3d printer could print probably better paper printers?
November 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
How many better paper printers would a 3d printer probably print if a 3d printer could print probably better paper printers?
i forgive them. i love label printers
November 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
i forgive them. i love label printers
panic at the dojo 2e is done. it is off to the printers.
Release coming soon
Release coming soon
November 6, 2026 at 7:41 AM
panic at the dojo 2e is done. it is off to the printers.
Release coming soon
Release coming soon
This is like when Charles X cracked down on the printers and then when he decided to back down and reverse the July Ordinances, he had no way to publicize it because the printers wouldn’t work for him
November 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
This is like when Charles X cracked down on the printers and then when he decided to back down and reverse the July Ordinances, he had no way to publicize it because the printers wouldn’t work for him
Goodness. Of course all the printers are in "fuck you" mode since we leave tomorrow 🙄
November 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Goodness. Of course all the printers are in "fuck you" mode since we leave tomorrow 🙄
writing an overwrought op-ed for The Times about how label printers are sentient
Got a label printer for work and this is what prints when you turn it on for the first time.
November 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
writing an overwrought op-ed for The Times about how label printers are sentient
Refillable ink printers are much better than cartridge ones imo
November 11, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Refillable ink printers are much better than cartridge ones imo
I prefer my steak printers on the grill
a chicken fried steak printer could fix me
November 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I prefer my steak printers on the grill
Idk if it would really “help millions of people” but one thing I’d like to see done is require all consumer printers to accept a standardized ink format. It’s insane that you have to buy special cartridges for different printers imo
What is an unsexy policy that if passed would immediately help millions of people?
November 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Idk if it would really “help millions of people” but one thing I’d like to see done is require all consumer printers to accept a standardized ink format. It’s insane that you have to buy special cartridges for different printers imo
It's always wild to see the piles of 3D printers at Micro Center.
November 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
It's always wild to see the piles of 3D printers at Micro Center.