"we need more electrons"
the probabilistic wave function?
the probabilistic wave function?
October 13, 2026 at 8:15 PM
"we need more electrons"
the probabilistic wave function?
the probabilistic wave function?
Just driving by to yell probabilistic vs deterministic and multivariate vs monocausal
October 11, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Just driving by to yell probabilistic vs deterministic and multivariate vs monocausal
It didn’t panic, it’s incapable of experiencing panic.
It read lots of human written stuff and replicated a probabilistic human response.
AI is the greatest con of all time
It read lots of human written stuff and replicated a probabilistic human response.
AI is the greatest con of all time
October 11, 2026 at 10:32 PM
It didn’t panic, it’s incapable of experiencing panic.
It read lots of human written stuff and replicated a probabilistic human response.
AI is the greatest con of all time
It read lots of human written stuff and replicated a probabilistic human response.
AI is the greatest con of all time
Another camera, microphone, screen and probabilistic word machine hooked up to all your accounts and devices, able to dominate your life. What a time to be alive.
It’s increasingly difficult to understand what they are actually selling because what they are selling is surveillance.
Welcome Apple HomeView: Designed for life at home.
YouTube video by Apple
m.youtube.com
October 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Another camera, microphone, screen and probabilistic word machine hooked up to all your accounts and devices, able to dominate your life. What a time to be alive.
Federico Kereki is adding to Data Structures and Algorithms in JavaScript with an online series on filters and probabilistic searching.
Read Part 1: https://dev.to/fkereki/filters-and-probabilistic-searching-part-1-introduction-4kl8
Read Part 1: https://dev.to/fkereki/filters-and-probabilistic-searching-part-1-introduction-4kl8
Part 1: Introducing Filters and Probabilistic Searching
In my Data Structures and Algorithms in JavaScript book, we studied Dictionary implementations for...
dev.to
October 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Federico Kereki is adding to Data Structures and Algorithms in JavaScript with an online series on filters and probabilistic searching.
Read Part 1: https://dev.to/fkereki/filters-and-probabilistic-searching-part-1-introduction-4kl8
Read Part 1: https://dev.to/fkereki/filters-and-probabilistic-searching-part-1-introduction-4kl8
Big if true, & great use of AI!
Microsoft developed an open-source machine learning tool, Probabilistic Bias Correction (PBC), to improve weather forecasts two to six weeks in advance. PBC corrects systematic biases in existing weather models, improving predictions of precipitation and temperature.
Microsoft developed an open-source machine learning tool, Probabilistic Bias Correction (PBC), to improve weather forecasts two to six weeks in advance. PBC corrects systematic biases in existing weather models, improving predictions of precipitation and temperature.
Microsoft has a new machine learning tool to improve weather forecasts
It’s more energy-efficient than other AI models.
www.theverge.com
October 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Big if true, & great use of AI!
Microsoft developed an open-source machine learning tool, Probabilistic Bias Correction (PBC), to improve weather forecasts two to six weeks in advance. PBC corrects systematic biases in existing weather models, improving predictions of precipitation and temperature.
Microsoft developed an open-source machine learning tool, Probabilistic Bias Correction (PBC), to improve weather forecasts two to six weeks in advance. PBC corrects systematic biases in existing weather models, improving predictions of precipitation and temperature.
In a new study, NYBG Senior Curator Fabian A. Michelangeli and collaborators use a probabilistic framework to map global biomes as climatic domains, evaluating potential biome reorganization and ecotone shifts under climate change.
Learn more: https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/geb.70317
Learn more: https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/geb.70317
Mapping Biome Boundaries From Climate Patterns: A Machine Learning Framework
Aim To develop a climate-based, probabilistic framework that maps global biomes as climatic domains and explicitly quantifies the spatial distribution and intensity of biome transition zones. Locat...
onlinelibrary.wiley.com
October 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
In a new study, NYBG Senior Curator Fabian A. Michelangeli and collaborators use a probabilistic framework to map global biomes as climatic domains, evaluating potential biome reorganization and ecotone shifts under climate change.
Learn more: https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/geb.70317
Learn more: https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/geb.70317
Nope it does not validate anything, LLMs are a probabilistic making things up machine, although having said that I wouldn't be surprised if the American legal system starts taking the so called AI utterances as fact, so there is that. Please try not to use them, frog and boiling water..
October 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Nope it does not validate anything, LLMs are a probabilistic making things up machine, although having said that I wouldn't be surprised if the American legal system starts taking the so called AI utterances as fact, so there is that. Please try not to use them, frog and boiling water..
irelink is now on CRAN. It is a translation of Python's beloved record linkage package splink into a friendly, pipeable #rstats syntax
If you try it out and have feedback, please let me know!
Docs: christophertkenny.com/irelink/
If you try it out and have feedback, please let me know!
Docs: christophertkenny.com/irelink/
October 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
irelink is now on CRAN. It is a translation of Python's beloved record linkage package splink into a friendly, pipeable #rstats syntax
If you try it out and have feedback, please let me know!
Docs: christophertkenny.com/irelink/
If you try it out and have feedback, please let me know!
Docs: christophertkenny.com/irelink/
MDN-VJEPA is a multimodal probabilistic JEPA that instantiates the latent predictor as a mixture density network representing future states with a Gaussian mixture. Controlled experiments show that MDN-VJEPA closely recovers known branching predictive laws.
Source: arXiv cs.LG
Source: arXiv cs.LG
MDN-VJEPA: Multimodal Probabilistic Joint-Embedding World Models
Abstract page for arXiv paper 2610.13956: MDN-VJEPA: Multimodal Probabilistic Joint-Embedding World Models
arxiv.org
October 14, 2026 at 7:18 AM
MDN-VJEPA is a multimodal probabilistic JEPA that instantiates the latent predictor as a mixture density network representing future states with a Gaussian mixture. Controlled experiments show that MDN-VJEPA closely recovers known branching predictive laws.
Source: arXiv cs.LG
Source: arXiv cs.LG
Thinking of a guy who doesn't use AI because using probabilistic systems is gambling and that's a sin.
October 13, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Thinking of a guy who doesn't use AI because using probabilistic systems is gambling and that's a sin.
You might find www.musubilabs.ai/blog/introdu... interest, and specifically using models like jev to "zero-shot" assess things like bios or other metadata based on probabilistic criteria
October 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
You might find www.musubilabs.ai/blog/introdu... interest, and specifically using models like jev to "zero-shot" assess things like bios or other metadata based on probabilistic criteria
Bots don't know anything. They just spout probabilistic drivel.
October 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Bots don't know anything. They just spout probabilistic drivel.
The Probabilistic Market Ocean
October 14, 2026 at 10:15 AM
The Probabilistic Market Ocean
#SpeedOfLight “God does not play dice with the universe” became Einstein’s famous expression of discomfort with the probabilistic interpretation of quantum mechanics.
October 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
#SpeedOfLight “God does not play dice with the universe” became Einstein’s famous expression of discomfort with the probabilistic interpretation of quantum mechanics.
We’re moving from "search" to "synthesis." The issue isn't LLM fallibility; it’s our reliance on them as truth engines rather than probabilistic reasoning tools. We need better validation layers.
October 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
We’re moving from "search" to "synthesis." The issue isn't LLM fallibility; it’s our reliance on them as truth engines rather than probabilistic reasoning tools. We need better validation layers.
Thrilled to have been awarded the ~1million CHF grant by the SNSF to work on 'A Philology of Probabilistic Texts: The Problem of Interpretation in Artificial Intelligence.' ...
October 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Thrilled to have been awarded the ~1million CHF grant by the SNSF to work on 'A Philology of Probabilistic Texts: The Problem of Interpretation in Artificial Intelligence.' ...
Probabilistic error cancellation can be built from experiments with 0, 1, 2, 3… extra errors inserted.
Combine their results with the prescribed signed weights. In the noise model, the complete sum cancels the noise and recovers the ideal expectation value.
Combine their results with the prescribed signed weights. In the noise model, the complete sum cancels the noise and recovers the ideal expectation value.
October 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Probabilistic error cancellation can be built from experiments with 0, 1, 2, 3… extra errors inserted.
Combine their results with the prescribed signed weights. In the noise model, the complete sum cancels the noise and recovers the ideal expectation value.
Combine their results with the prescribed signed weights. In the noise model, the complete sum cancels the noise and recovers the ideal expectation value.
Microsoft unveils Decision-1 AI
Microsoft released Decision-1, an AI model for routing and classification tasks, providing predefined probabilistic answers at lower cost than general LLMs. A practical move to make AI workflows more efficient by specializing decision-making. 🧠
Microsoft released Decision-1, an AI model for routing and classification tasks, providing predefined probabilistic answers at lower cost than general LLMs. A practical move to make AI workflows more efficient by specializing decision-making. 🧠
October 13, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Microsoft unveils Decision-1 AI
Microsoft released Decision-1, an AI model for routing and classification tasks, providing predefined probabilistic answers at lower cost than general LLMs. A practical move to make AI workflows more efficient by specializing decision-making. 🧠
Microsoft released Decision-1, an AI model for routing and classification tasks, providing predefined probabilistic answers at lower cost than general LLMs. A practical move to make AI workflows more efficient by specializing decision-making. 🧠
There is something in writers—authors, as you have it—that feels that *their* words matter. LLMs inherently devalue words: they are the products of stolen ideas, and they issue forth nothing more than probabilistic vomit. Good luck with the ethical part.
October 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
There is something in writers—authors, as you have it—that feels that *their* words matter. LLMs inherently devalue words: they are the products of stolen ideas, and they issue forth nothing more than probabilistic vomit. Good luck with the ethical part.
Their probabilistic squeeze chute did its job and lead him where they wanted him to go, although as she tries not to get too deep into that analogy. The other, quieter oath she took before it doesn't mean she never swore the Hippocratic, and the boy still technically is her patient.
October 12, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Their probabilistic squeeze chute did its job and lead him where they wanted him to go, although as she tries not to get too deep into that analogy. The other, quieter oath she took before it doesn't mean she never swore the Hippocratic, and the boy still technically is her patient.
In these slides, they make a distinction between spellcheck and chatbots. That is the one place I'd even push back. Calculators and writing are not probabilistic technologies. Stochastic spellcheck *makes no sense*. Have you seen autocorrect bs? Back to finite state machines, please!
October 14, 2026 at 12:40 PM
In these slides, they make a distinction between spellcheck and chatbots. That is the one place I'd even push back. Calculators and writing are not probabilistic technologies. Stochastic spellcheck *makes no sense*. Have you seen autocorrect bs? Back to finite state machines, please!
Idk, I feel like probabilistic definitions of safety get pretty fuzzy too.
October 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Idk, I feel like probabilistic definitions of safety get pretty fuzzy too.
Mathematicians are feeling threatened by AI, but I guess linguists are more severely affected. When you don't want anything probabilistic in your model of language, when that's just inadmissible (you must have type-safety, precision and logical soundness) the capabilities of LLMs must be troubling.
October 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Mathematicians are feeling threatened by AI, but I guess linguists are more severely affected. When you don't want anything probabilistic in your model of language, when that's just inadmissible (you must have type-safety, precision and logical soundness) the capabilities of LLMs must be troubling.
Quantum Dominance is also complete Subdominance in its probabilistic state!
October 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Quantum Dominance is also complete Subdominance in its probabilistic state!