My proctologist:
inside you there are three dolls
May 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
My proctologist:
In order to ensure your health,
visit the proctologist twice a week 🍑✊☺️🩺
visit the proctologist twice a week 🍑✊☺️🩺
December 19, 2024 at 3:00 PM
In order to ensure your health,
visit the proctologist twice a week 🍑✊☺️🩺
visit the proctologist twice a week 🍑✊☺️🩺
PROCTOLOGIST: we need to do some follow up scans
ME: but doctor-
PROCTOLOGIST: please stop calling me that
ME: but doctor-
PROCTOLOGIST: please stop calling me that
May 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
PROCTOLOGIST: we need to do some follow up scans
ME: but doctor-
PROCTOLOGIST: please stop calling me that
ME: but doctor-
PROCTOLOGIST: please stop calling me that
PROCTOLOGIST: *removes thermometer* ok this isn’t good
ME: what
PROCTOLOGIST: it's not the one I put in there
ME: what
PROCTOLOGIST: it's not the one I put in there
January 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
PROCTOLOGIST: *removes thermometer* ok this isn’t good
ME: what
PROCTOLOGIST: it's not the one I put in there
ME: what
PROCTOLOGIST: it's not the one I put in there
Dr. Goomba, Cow-Proctologist
June 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Dr. Goomba, Cow-Proctologist
That’s because I’m a psychologist not a proctologist. 🍑✌️
November 19, 2024 at 10:59 PM
That’s because I’m a psychologist not a proctologist. 🍑✌️
MTG sees a proctologist to get dental work done.
December 26, 2024 at 5:21 AM
MTG sees a proctologist to get dental work done.
wait'll he sees his proctologist and they declare him a perfect asshole 😶
May 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
wait'll he sees his proctologist and they declare him a perfect asshole 😶
This is Trump’s Proctologist
Eat your heart out Biden.
Eat your heart out Biden.
January 26, 2024 at 11:44 PM
This is Trump’s Proctologist
Eat your heart out Biden.
Eat your heart out Biden.
when my proctologist is Hideo Kojima
February 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
when my proctologist is Hideo Kojima
Me and my proctologist
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Me and my proctologist
Trump is such a massive a** that it takes an entire political party to serve as his personal proctologist.
The tribunals can't come soon enough.
The tribunals can't come soon enough.
July 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Trump is such a massive a** that it takes an entire political party to serve as his personal proctologist.
The tribunals can't come soon enough.
The tribunals can't come soon enough.
me: butt doctor, I'm pagliacci!
proctologist: stop talking and bend over
benjamin dover: butt doctor, I'm ben dover!
proctologist: you've got polyps ben
proctologist: stop talking and bend over
benjamin dover: butt doctor, I'm ben dover!
proctologist: you've got polyps ben
July 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
me: butt doctor, I'm pagliacci!
proctologist: stop talking and bend over
benjamin dover: butt doctor, I'm ben dover!
proctologist: you've got polyps ben
proctologist: stop talking and bend over
benjamin dover: butt doctor, I'm ben dover!
proctologist: you've got polyps ben
When your cat was a proctologist in their last life:
September 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When your cat was a proctologist in their last life:
Me: *doing my kegels*
Proctologist: I won’t ask again, please stop doing that
Proctologist: I won’t ask again, please stop doing that
June 30, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Me: *doing my kegels*
Proctologist: I won’t ask again, please stop doing that
Proctologist: I won’t ask again, please stop doing that
ME: welcome to my man cave.
PROCTOLOGIST: please stop calling it that.
PROCTOLOGIST: please stop calling it that.
October 8, 2023 at 10:37 PM
ME: welcome to my man cave.
PROCTOLOGIST: please stop calling it that.
PROCTOLOGIST: please stop calling it that.
Me: Bop it! Flick it! Spin it! Bop it!
My proctologist: Mister Kelly, please
My proctologist: Mister Kelly, please
April 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Me: Bop it! Flick it! Spin it! Bop it!
My proctologist: Mister Kelly, please
My proctologist: Mister Kelly, please
If you have a booty bloodline, please consult your proctologist
November 16, 2024 at 9:24 PM
If you have a booty bloodline, please consult your proctologist
I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
September 27, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
Making memes to entertain an unwell 12 year old
February 28, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Making memes to entertain an unwell 12 year old
if being in space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut, then i’m a proctologist
April 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
if being in space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut, then i’m a proctologist
My man looks like he had to be surgically removed by a proctologist
July 22, 2026 at 3:54 PM
My man looks like he had to be surgically removed by a proctologist
Panic! At the Proctologist
July 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Panic! At the Proctologist