The unnatural geography of that car park is something. I swear all the parking spaces are like Procustes’ bed.
(I just park in the one by the now closed Picturehouse and walk)
(I just park in the one by the now closed Picturehouse and walk)
October 15, 2026 at 7:42 AM
The unnatural geography of that car park is something. I swear all the parking spaces are like Procustes’ bed.
(I just park in the one by the now closed Picturehouse and walk)
(I just park in the one by the now closed Picturehouse and walk)
New Episode 📖 // I AM FRANKELDA (2026): @garrettmcdowell.bsky.social @daddydisco.bsky.social & @mikeyperaltajr.bsky.social write a batch of new nightmares! Sub-genres include: gothic fantasy, musical, coming-of-age • #HorrorSky
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September 30, 2026 at 3:50 PM
New Episode 📖 // I AM FRANKELDA (2026): @garrettmcdowell.bsky.social @daddydisco.bsky.social & @mikeyperaltajr.bsky.social write a batch of new nightmares! Sub-genres include: gothic fantasy, musical, coming-of-age • #HorrorSky
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Dude, he kinda looks like Procustes from Frankelda except, he’s a cat.
August 14, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Dude, he kinda looks like Procustes from Frankelda except, he’s a cat.
Indeed. Nothing wrong with being a civil servant per se. But if you're designing a tax system for a particular group of tax payers - specifically because they receive their income differently - you should work out what's practical before trying to bed-of-Procustes them into paying in a "normal" way.
July 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Indeed. Nothing wrong with being a civil servant per se. But if you're designing a tax system for a particular group of tax payers - specifically because they receive their income differently - you should work out what's practical before trying to bed-of-Procustes them into paying in a "normal" way.
Dibujo que hice en honor a la peli de “Soy Frankelda”, con la mayoría de los personajes 🎨💖
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February 24, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Dibujo que hice en honor a la peli de “Soy Frankelda”, con la mayoría de los personajes 🎨💖
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📺New Movie Thoughts📺 Netflix’s I Am Frankelda is a stop motion film from Mexico that puts a spin on living your fantasies. Does it fulfill the fantasy of being a good film? Watch and find out.
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June 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Ideologues will strap us all to the bed of Procustes and makes us fit, no matter how we have to be mutilated in the name of their sulfurous god.
February 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Ideologues will strap us all to the bed of Procustes and makes us fit, no matter how we have to be mutilated in the name of their sulfurous god.
This dumbass would use chatgpt to write the nightmares.
June 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
This dumbass would use chatgpt to write the nightmares.
Procustes agarra un lápiz
December 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Procustes agarra un lápiz
I’ve got a joke about Procustes, but it won’t fit properly here.
I’ve got a joke about Cerberus but it’s a shaggy dog story.
I've got a joke about Osiris but every time I try to tell it I fall all to pieces
May 11, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I’ve got a joke about Procustes, but it won’t fit properly here.
Awesome movie that everyone should watch :3
May 28, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Awesome movie that everyone should watch :3
procurstean bed
a greek mythology about procustes who was a rogue smith. He used to invite people to stay in his place then makes them lie on an iron bed in his house, whoever is longer than the bed, he cuts parts that are too long for the bed off until they fit in or stretch those who are too short
a greek mythology about procustes who was a rogue smith. He used to invite people to stay in his place then makes them lie on an iron bed in his house, whoever is longer than the bed, he cuts parts that are too long for the bed off until they fit in or stretch those who are too short
December 10, 2024 at 1:36 PM
procurstean bed
a greek mythology about procustes who was a rogue smith. He used to invite people to stay in his place then makes them lie on an iron bed in his house, whoever is longer than the bed, he cuts parts that are too long for the bed off until they fit in or stretch those who are too short
a greek mythology about procustes who was a rogue smith. He used to invite people to stay in his place then makes them lie on an iron bed in his house, whoever is longer than the bed, he cuts parts that are too long for the bed off until they fit in or stretch those who are too short
January 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
le monde des cauchemars où elle doit, grâce à son talent d'écriture, venir en aide au prince Herneval, qui voit son royaume Topus Terrentus et ses parents s'éteindre faute d'histoires effrayantes.
L'un et l'autre vont devoir affronter le maître des cauchemars, Procustes, le vilain de service.
L'un et l'autre vont devoir affronter le maître des cauchemars, Procustes, le vilain de service.
November 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
le monde des cauchemars où elle doit, grâce à son talent d'écriture, venir en aide au prince Herneval, qui voit son royaume Topus Terrentus et ses parents s'éteindre faute d'histoires effrayantes.
L'un et l'autre vont devoir affronter le maître des cauchemars, Procustes, le vilain de service.
L'un et l'autre vont devoir affronter le maître des cauchemars, Procustes, le vilain de service.
no sé qué hice pero cómo llamaríamos a Procustes Casa? Procasastes? Procuscasa?
January 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
no sé qué hice pero cómo llamaríamos a Procustes Casa? Procasastes? Procuscasa?
Thank you, @annecyfestival.bsky.social, for this honor.
Frankelda, Herneval, Procustes, and the rest of the spooks are ready to meet the world. 🌒
This film belongs to everyone who ever dared to dream in the dark.
Live it, feel it… and let’s keep creating together.
Frankelda, Herneval, Procustes, and the rest of the spooks are ready to meet the world. 🌒
This film belongs to everyone who ever dared to dream in the dark.
Live it, feel it… and let’s keep creating together.
April 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Thank you, @annecyfestival.bsky.social, for this honor.
Frankelda, Herneval, Procustes, and the rest of the spooks are ready to meet the world. 🌒
This film belongs to everyone who ever dared to dream in the dark.
Live it, feel it… and let’s keep creating together.
Frankelda, Herneval, Procustes, and the rest of the spooks are ready to meet the world. 🌒
This film belongs to everyone who ever dared to dream in the dark.
Live it, feel it… and let’s keep creating together.
Vamos con Mejor Actuación de Voz o Motion Capture:
- Oona Chaplin [Avatar: Fire and Ash] Varang
- Stephen Lang [Avatar: Fire and Ash] Quaritch
- Jonno Davies [Better Man]
- Arden Cho [KPop Demon Hunters] Rumy
- Luis Leonardo Suarez [Soy Frankelda] Procustes
- Mireya Mendoza [Soy Frankelda] Frankelda
- Oona Chaplin [Avatar: Fire and Ash] Varang
- Stephen Lang [Avatar: Fire and Ash] Quaritch
- Jonno Davies [Better Man]
- Arden Cho [KPop Demon Hunters] Rumy
- Luis Leonardo Suarez [Soy Frankelda] Procustes
- Mireya Mendoza [Soy Frankelda] Frankelda
March 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Vamos con Mejor Actuación de Voz o Motion Capture:
- Oona Chaplin [Avatar: Fire and Ash] Varang
- Stephen Lang [Avatar: Fire and Ash] Quaritch
- Jonno Davies [Better Man]
- Arden Cho [KPop Demon Hunters] Rumy
- Luis Leonardo Suarez [Soy Frankelda] Procustes
- Mireya Mendoza [Soy Frankelda] Frankelda
- Oona Chaplin [Avatar: Fire and Ash] Varang
- Stephen Lang [Avatar: Fire and Ash] Quaritch
- Jonno Davies [Better Man]
- Arden Cho [KPop Demon Hunters] Rumy
- Luis Leonardo Suarez [Soy Frankelda] Procustes
- Mireya Mendoza [Soy Frankelda] Frankelda
Even Theseus found Procustes abominable; to invite men into his bed & in that intimacy cause them harm. He would not been able to drive the relentless hounds of heaven; & I leave it to their serpent crowned goodly minds
March 20, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Even Theseus found Procustes abominable; to invite men into his bed & in that intimacy cause them harm. He would not been able to drive the relentless hounds of heaven; & I leave it to their serpent crowned goodly minds
January 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I was gonna make a Procustes joke, but I couldn't get it to fit.
I tried writing a Tantalus joke, but I couldn't quite get to a punchline.
I wrote a Sisyphus joke but... damnit, phone, I'll start again.
July 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I was gonna make a Procustes joke, but I couldn't get it to fit.
I have a joke about Procustes, but it never quite fits the situation.
I have a joke about Hercules, but it’s a bit laboured.
I have a joke about Pandora, but the first line always opens the floodgates
May 10, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I have a joke about Procustes, but it never quite fits the situation.