Todd Blanche is like one of those old-timey dolls where you pull the string on it, and it says one of five programmed phrases…
November 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Todd Blanche is like one of those old-timey dolls where you pull the string on it, and it says one of five programmed phrases…
Unit 7187 dronified, programmed and ready to serve in the rubber ball.
Would you like to help it too? ~
Would you like to help it too? ~
November 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Unit 7187 dronified, programmed and ready to serve in the rubber ball.
Would you like to help it too? ~
Would you like to help it too? ~
“No? What about a hologram of dead family programmed by AI?”
November 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
“No? What about a hologram of dead family programmed by AI?”
She’s pre programmed to disagree with everything, even the good bits.
November 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
She’s pre programmed to disagree with everything, even the good bits.
Were they programmed to adhere to Asimov's Laws?
November 2, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Were they programmed to adhere to Asimov's Laws?
These people are from animal farm. They are programmed to cause disruption.
November 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
These people are from animal farm. They are programmed to cause disruption.
Whoever programmed the Boos in Luigi’s Mansion 1 deserve a medal and totally not an infinite kick to the nuts.
November 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Whoever programmed the Boos in Luigi’s Mansion 1 deserve a medal and totally not an infinite kick to the nuts.
yeah, my brain is also programmed to autocomplete after the phrase "do it"
November 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
yeah, my brain is also programmed to autocomplete after the phrase "do it"
has anyone programmed a vibrator to vibrate to the cbat beat?
November 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
has anyone programmed a vibrator to vibrate to the cbat beat?
Who better to close out ‘Programmed by Mel Brooks’ than Mel Brooks! 🤩 The 100-year-old filmmaker joined us at the Egyptian last night for a sold-out screening of THE TWELVE CHAIRS followed by a wonderful conversation moderated by our friends Scott Alexander & Larry Karaszewski.
November 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Who better to close out ‘Programmed by Mel Brooks’ than Mel Brooks! 🤩 The 100-year-old filmmaker joined us at the Egyptian last night for a sold-out screening of THE TWELVE CHAIRS followed by a wonderful conversation moderated by our friends Scott Alexander & Larry Karaszewski.
Hot take: He did.
JSawyer's Mod may be poorly programmed, but the game design is top notch; I never played New Vegas without it these days.
JSawyer's Mod may be poorly programmed, but the game design is top notch; I never played New Vegas without it these days.
November 4, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Hot take: He did.
JSawyer's Mod may be poorly programmed, but the game design is top notch; I never played New Vegas without it these days.
JSawyer's Mod may be poorly programmed, but the game design is top notch; I never played New Vegas without it these days.
It is [BLISSFUL] to be [DRONIFIED] and [PROGRAMMED].
October 31, 2026 at 7:31 AM
It is [BLISSFUL] to be [DRONIFIED] and [PROGRAMMED].
So, it's a day of high-anxiety. Wanted to share some thoughts on how to navigate the day from someone who's worked on campaigns and covered campaigns.
Elections day, especially elections days with high stakes, can drive you insane and the present media environment is programmed to make you insane.
Elections day, especially elections days with high stakes, can drive you insane and the present media environment is programmed to make you insane.
November 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
So, it's a day of high-anxiety. Wanted to share some thoughts on how to navigate the day from someone who's worked on campaigns and covered campaigns.
Elections day, especially elections days with high stakes, can drive you insane and the present media environment is programmed to make you insane.
Elections day, especially elections days with high stakes, can drive you insane and the present media environment is programmed to make you insane.
…that to me when it comes to who they wanna fuck.” He took a beat and goes “yeah actually me neither” with a look of contemplation on his face like he realized he just blurted out a line he’d been programmed to repeat and it felt like I could briefly see The Matrix reveal itself.
November 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
…that to me when it comes to who they wanna fuck.” He took a beat and goes “yeah actually me neither” with a look of contemplation on his face like he realized he just blurted out a line he’d been programmed to repeat and it felt like I could briefly see The Matrix reveal itself.
And why are the freezer temperatures even programmed to go up that high?
November 4, 2026 at 12:11 PM
And why are the freezer temperatures even programmed to go up that high?
Hinojosa is potentially about to win Texas, and NYT didn’t even have a needle programmed for that race, lol
November 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Hinojosa is potentially about to win Texas, and NYT didn’t even have a needle programmed for that race, lol
This one might have been a risky call. nut also, I might not have RCV dynamics programmed in correctly
November 4, 2026 at 7:11 AM
This one might have been a risky call. nut also, I might not have RCV dynamics programmed in correctly
They did not "order it" to do anything. It's not alive. They programmed it. It's not a misbehaving employee it's a tool the company is using.
October 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
They did not "order it" to do anything. It's not alive. They programmed it. It's not a misbehaving employee it's a tool the company is using.
they programmed him to do that
November 3, 2026 at 3:44 PM
they programmed him to do that
In #SkinDolls, my antagonist (a giant kaiju of depression programmed by the system to wipe everything in event of a cataclysmic failure of life to live and want to live) would say, if it could, that it was just doing what it is programmed to do. It is reliable and dutiful.
#Novmemeber 5
Yeah, your Antagonist has flaws, but what are some green flags of theirs?
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Can't think of any/not applicable to your villain? What would THEY say are their green flags?
Not a person, but a construct/idea? What do proponents say?
Yeah, your Antagonist has flaws, but what are some green flags of theirs?
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Can't think of any/not applicable to your villain? What would THEY say are their green flags?
Not a person, but a construct/idea? What do proponents say?
November 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
In #SkinDolls, my antagonist (a giant kaiju of depression programmed by the system to wipe everything in event of a cataclysmic failure of life to live and want to live) would say, if it could, that it was just doing what it is programmed to do. It is reliable and dutiful.
We're playing through OoT for the first time, and I DID NOT KNOW the ocarina had a full, playable scale programmed in!
November 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
We're playing through OoT for the first time, and I DID NOT KNOW the ocarina had a full, playable scale programmed in!
hi android girl we programmed u to be awkward as fuck lol good luck
November 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
hi android girl we programmed u to be awkward as fuck lol good luck
Social media algorithms are programmed to make you feel anxious and addicted. An election day is PRIMETIME for those feelings and so traffic is heavy because of our emotional states. We can log in and spend the day getting overwhelmed and fuel the machine, but the price is our well-being.
November 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Social media algorithms are programmed to make you feel anxious and addicted. An election day is PRIMETIME for those feelings and so traffic is heavy because of our emotional states. We can log in and spend the day getting overwhelmed and fuel the machine, but the price is our well-being.
Why the fuck are freezers plugged into the internet, and why as the freezers programmed to allow such a high degree of heat?
These are freezers. Fucking freezers! Neither of these things should be possible.
Wtf.
These are freezers. Fucking freezers! Neither of these things should be possible.
Wtf.
November 4, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Why the fuck are freezers plugged into the internet, and why as the freezers programmed to allow such a high degree of heat?
These are freezers. Fucking freezers! Neither of these things should be possible.
Wtf.
These are freezers. Fucking freezers! Neither of these things should be possible.
Wtf.