A proper headline. Take note, @washingtonpost.com
> @rollingstone.com going with the #DearLeader subhed:
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June 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A proper headline. Take note, @washingtonpost.com
Oh, look. A proper reflecting pond.
June 19, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Oh, look. A proper reflecting pond.
The only proper reaction 👇🏽
April 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The only proper reaction 👇🏽
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
January 22, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
This is the proper notation for Avatar Legends.
July 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
This is the proper notation for Avatar Legends.
The proper amount of sage for 2025...
November 22, 2024 at 2:06 AM
The proper amount of sage for 2025...
Nazi March Condemned For Not Procuring Proper Permits
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November 18, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Nazi March Condemned For Not Procuring Proper Permits
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Seems That Women, During This
Chump Regime Especially, Are Not
Getting The Proper Healthcare, Nor The Proper JUSTICE That ALL
Americans Deserve,And GET !......
Chump Regime Especially, Are Not
Getting The Proper Healthcare, Nor The Proper JUSTICE That ALL
Americans Deserve,And GET !......
May 16, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Seems That Women, During This
Chump Regime Especially, Are Not
Getting The Proper Healthcare, Nor The Proper JUSTICE That ALL
Americans Deserve,And GET !......
Chump Regime Especially, Are Not
Getting The Proper Healthcare, Nor The Proper JUSTICE That ALL
Americans Deserve,And GET !......
gave the big man a proper ref with a fistful of creative liberty
September 24, 2026 at 3:40 AM
gave the big man a proper ref with a fistful of creative liberty
We used to be a proper country
August 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
We used to be a proper country
We used to be a proper planet, one that rewarded its top scholars in style.
Carlsberg Brewery offered Niels Bohr a house next to the brewery in honor of his 1922 Nobel Prize in Physics. One of the benefits of the house was a direct pipeline from the brewery, effectively providing Bohr with free and unlimited beer for life.
September 23, 2026 at 4:13 PM
We used to be a proper planet, one that rewarded its top scholars in style.
we used to be a proper country.
September 25, 2026 at 3:10 AM
we used to be a proper country.
Proper member of society ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
May 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Proper member of society ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Nutritionists Reveal Humans With Proper Diet Should Not Be Defecating
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April 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Nutritionists Reveal Humans With Proper Diet Should Not Be Defecating
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A proper serving of daily vegetables.
March 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
A proper serving of daily vegetables.
you can always tell who was raised proper
![woman: you said you had netflix? me: this is much better
[l open a folder titled "movies" on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely] me: have you seen enter the void?
7:05 PM • 12/11/22 •](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreibf2qhaemz2s5f3cw4htjjnctzfkqriyhkh5xlhus6e2ivbzcihnu)
July 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
you can always tell who was raised proper