Jack Smith wasn't made a Special Prosecuter till 2 months later. Stupid person.
Jack Smith wasn't made a Special Prosecuter till 2 months later. Stupid person.
Prospective juror: elon who?
Prosecutor: Elon musk
Prospective juror: dunno who that is
Prosecutor: the asshole who made the world's largest CSAM generator and already killed half a million children by destroying USAID
Judge: *bangs gavel*
Prospective juror: elon who?
Prosecutor: Elon musk
Prospective juror: dunno who that is
Prosecutor: the asshole who made the world's largest CSAM generator and already killed half a million children by destroying USAID
Judge: *bangs gavel*
#fuckthatguy
#fuckthatguy
Prosecuter: And you claim this man was abusive.
Witness: Yes, he was.
Prosecuter: And you DATED him? I'm supposed to believe that, ma'am?
Witness: ??????
Narrator: EXACTLY!
Prosecuter: And you claim this man was abusive.
Witness: Yes, he was.
Prosecuter: And you DATED him? I'm supposed to believe that, ma'am?
Witness: ??????
Narrator: EXACTLY!
SHAKIRA: I plead the fif-
HIPS: yes
SHAKIRA: I plead the fif-
HIPS: yes
Plus a
Plea Deal?
Plus a
Plea Deal?
Letitia James is going to eat everyone involved alive.
Letitia James is going to eat everyone involved alive.
...sorely missed in 2025.
...sorely missed in 2025.
Me: I mean, maybe? Yea I gue-
Prosecutor: 26 times In a single day
Me: ...n-no
Prosecutor: ...
Me: ...
Prosecuter: May I remind you that you're under oath? *opens Bluesky*
Me: I mean, maybe? Yea I gue-
Prosecutor: 26 times In a single day
Me: ...n-no
Prosecutor: ...
Me: ...
Prosecuter: May I remind you that you're under oath? *opens Bluesky*
There wasn't even a debate between the prosecuter and the judge.
Tax money well wasted
There wasn't even a debate between the prosecuter and the judge.
Tax money well wasted