Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run https://theonion.com/prospective-car-buyer-takes-suv-out-for-test-hit-and-run/
March 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run https://theonion.com/prospective-car-buyer-takes-suv-out-for-test-hit-and-run/
yes how dare a prospective employee have any humanity whatsoever. lmao
September 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
yes how dare a prospective employee have any humanity whatsoever. lmao
In other words, prospective appointees in a future Vance Administration.
October 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
In other words, prospective appointees in a future Vance Administration.
Next time you're applying for a job, tell your prospective employer you'd prefer they not do a background check.
Let's see how that goes.
Let's see how that goes.
November 16, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Next time you're applying for a job, tell your prospective employer you'd prefer they not do a background check.
Let's see how that goes.
Let's see how that goes.
As the prospective new proprietor of InfoWars, I’m just gonna say… I think it’s him.
Now that I’m not running for office, check out this guy my mom and I saw in 2021 who looks exactly like Jeffrey Epstein.
June 20, 2026 at 3:01 AM
As the prospective new proprietor of InfoWars, I’m just gonna say… I think it’s him.
question: exactly how many current or prospective members of the trump administration believe in biological race hierarchy?
ALSOBROOKS: You said 'we should not be giving Black people the same vaccine schedule that is given to whites.' Can you please explain what you meant?
RFK Jr: There's a series of studies ...
ALSOBROOKS: What different schedule would you say I should've recevied?
RFK Jr: There's a series of studies ...
ALSOBROOKS: What different schedule would you say I should've recevied?
January 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
question: exactly how many current or prospective members of the trump administration believe in biological race hierarchy?
Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run
Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run
PHILADELPHIA—Saying he was in the market for a more powerful and rugged vehicle, prospective car buyer Gabe Orcutt reportedly took an SUV out Wednesday for a test hit and run. “I took it for a spin th...
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March 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run
Any prospective government shutdown should not end until and unless this ghoul is removed from public life
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Any prospective government shutdown should not end until and unless this ghoul is removed from public life
Xinis: Filing about an hour ago talks about prospective info. You're saying you haven't had time to think of next steps. but this question isn't about prospective next steps. I'm asking simply: WHERE IS HE?
Ensign repeats that he doesn't have that info.
Ensign repeats that he doesn't have that info.
April 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Xinis: Filing about an hour ago talks about prospective info. You're saying you haven't had time to think of next steps. but this question isn't about prospective next steps. I'm asking simply: WHERE IS HE?
Ensign repeats that he doesn't have that info.
Ensign repeats that he doesn't have that info.
set up a nesting box with cam nine days ago and this morning got a prospective tenant - fingers crossed that his mate will approve
April 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
set up a nesting box with cam nine days ago and this morning got a prospective tenant - fingers crossed that his mate will approve
Artist Scrambles As New Bluesky Feature Fails To Show Prospective Likers Their Small Breasts Due To 0 Percent Drop Rate; Fans Outraged
BREAKING: New Bluesky Update Allows Random Select Users To View Artist's Small Breasts Upon Liking Their Post. More At 4
September 30, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Artist Scrambles As New Bluesky Feature Fails To Show Prospective Likers Their Small Breasts Due To 0 Percent Drop Rate; Fans Outraged
Good grief. A pardoned convicted felon fears crime under prospective mayor. Hello irony.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Good grief. A pardoned convicted felon fears crime under prospective mayor. Hello irony.
-wiggles all dem gambs in front of prospective customers-
October 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
-wiggles all dem gambs in front of prospective customers-
Nigel Farage's brilliant by election wheeze is horribly backfiring on him.
Currently fewer prospective candidates than guests at a Toby Young stag night
Currently fewer prospective candidates than guests at a Toby Young stag night
July 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Nigel Farage's brilliant by election wheeze is horribly backfiring on him.
Currently fewer prospective candidates than guests at a Toby Young stag night
Currently fewer prospective candidates than guests at a Toby Young stag night
Membership in a fraternity signals to prospective employers that a job applicant is willing to conform to corporate culture (no matter how depraved) and cover up criminal wrongdoing.
October 1, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Membership in a fraternity signals to prospective employers that a job applicant is willing to conform to corporate culture (no matter how depraved) and cover up criminal wrongdoing.
A prospective juror who reposted an AI-generated video in which AI Donald Trump says "I'm dumb as fuck" has been dismissed for cause
April 16, 2024 at 7:17 PM
A prospective juror who reposted an AI-generated video in which AI Donald Trump says "I'm dumb as fuck" has been dismissed for cause
The prospective Hegseth DOD motto:
A Tailhook For All
A Tailhook For All
December 2, 2024 at 8:29 PM
The prospective Hegseth DOD motto:
A Tailhook For All
A Tailhook For All
It's vital to get the message across
to prospective Reform voter -
Reform UK policies would make
struggling families even poorer ...
meme via Heather Nicholls
to prospective Reform voter -
Reform UK policies would make
struggling families even poorer ...
meme via Heather Nicholls
June 9, 2026 at 8:41 AM
It's vital to get the message across
to prospective Reform voter -
Reform UK policies would make
struggling families even poorer ...
meme via Heather Nicholls
to prospective Reform voter -
Reform UK policies would make
struggling families even poorer ...
meme via Heather Nicholls
EXCLUSIVE: GEN ALPHA ARE MEME MOGGING PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYERS WITH INCREASINGLY ELABORATE BEVERAGES AT JOB INTERVIEWS IN VIRAL TIKTOK CRAZE
September 26, 2026 at 11:38 AM
EXCLUSIVE: GEN ALPHA ARE MEME MOGGING PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYERS WITH INCREASINGLY ELABORATE BEVERAGES AT JOB INTERVIEWS IN VIRAL TIKTOK CRAZE
Me waiting for prospective employers to email me back
January 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Me waiting for prospective employers to email me back
This is the literary equivalent of McDonalds demanding prospective fry cooks have a Michelin star.
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This is the literary equivalent of McDonalds demanding prospective fry cooks have a Michelin star.
The prospective chancellor of Germany
Blimey. Asked about Trump, Merz says he’s in close contact with European leaders about becoming “independent” from US (and confesses “I never thought I’d say that on TV show”). Casts doubt on value of NATO summit in June.
This from a die-hard Atlanticist. Things are moving fast.
This from a die-hard Atlanticist. Things are moving fast.
February 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The prospective chancellor of Germany
Correction: Violent gang offering $50,000 signing bonus and student loan forgiveness to prospective "agents"
October 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Correction: Violent gang offering $50,000 signing bonus and student loan forgiveness to prospective "agents"