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Christ no it’s not. I couldn’t imagine a worse afterlife.

November 24, 2024 at 6:06 AM

EnemyOfMyAnemone

@c0rm13r.bsky.social

Richard Provencio

September 29, 2026 at 9:28 AM

𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐀

@amandinha1.bsky.social

Aline Magalhaes Ferreira Provencio - Produtora de cafés especiais e sócia na Fazenda Santa Jucy, localizada no município de Cássia dos Coqueiros(SP), na região Mogiana.

June 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM

The Mouthy Renegade Writer

@mouthyrenegade.bsky.social

Chicken Marsala, courtesy of Capocuoco Provencio. This shit was GOOD. 👨‍🍳🍳

December 31, 2024 at 2:34 AM

suzette sommer

@suzette.bsky.social

It really does, and it’s pathetic.

November 23, 2024 at 12:44 AM

suzette sommer

@suzette.bsky.social

Elon Musk is a weird fucking idiot. Kudos to MacKenzie Scott.

November 16, 2024 at 7:06 AM

suzette sommer

@suzette.bsky.social

Why do men have bodily autonomy and not women? That's some sexist, controlling bullshit, right there.

August 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM

suzette sommer

@suzette.bsky.social

Well, is it that simple or not?

September 21, 2024 at 1:00 AM

Blue

@blue2354.bsky.social

Can I get an AMEN and a heart?

December 11, 2024 at 4:40 AM

suzette sommer

@suzette.bsky.social

Truly.

August 24, 2024 at 5:44 AM

Darin Patterson

@darincredible.bsky.social

Welp!

📸: Phil Provencio

April 17, 2026 at 3:26 PM

suzette sommer

@suzette.bsky.social

There ya go, solid strategy! 🍗

November 11, 2024 at 3:47 PM

suzette sommer

@suzette.bsky.social

Think it over, MAGA.

November 17, 2024 at 4:54 AM

suzette sommer

@suzette.bsky.social

She's so much smarter than that douchebag.

December 9, 2024 at 4:41 AM

suzette sommer

@suzette.bsky.social

Indeed. Once again, very fucking hypocritical.

November 10, 2024 at 2:05 AM

suzette sommer

@suzette.bsky.social

Heh.

If you can do this to your parents, try it.

substack.com/@jasonproven...

There are still heroes among us. I’m gonna try this at my gym. &:^)

September 21, 2024 at 2:58 AM

suzette sommer

@suzette.bsky.social

Hmmmmm.

substack.com/@jasonproven...

For sure.

November 7, 2024 at 3:32 AM

michelethistle.bsky.social

@michelethistle.bsky.social

substack.com/@jasonproven...

Yep.

That last part. Simple. Easy. Effective.

January 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM

Mogo

@mogorron.bsky.social

See you this weekend at the small and cozy comic-con of El Provencio! (Nos vemos este fin de semana en El Provencio, Cuenca!).

November 27, 2024 at 10:17 AM

suzette sommer

@suzette.bsky.social

I’ll quit drinking if Trump stops nominating the biggest damn losers on the planet, for fuck’s sake.

December 6, 2024 at 4:26 AM

🏳️‍⚧️ JANE AUSTEN SUGRAÑES 🥄

@janeaustenenfur.bsky.social

LA CASA BLANCA, A EL PROVENCIO.

June 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM

suzette sommer

@suzette.bsky.social

That's sounds like our T-Walz. What a wonderful human being. Take notes, MAGA. More to come from the White House in 2025.

September 6, 2024 at 10:56 PM

suzette sommer

@suzette.bsky.social

This is GOP’s hero. Gross as hell.

November 27, 2024 at 4:08 AM

suzette sommer

@suzette.bsky.social

When my neighbor goes weird, I go badass. Fuck ‘yo MAGA sign. &:^)