Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/
July 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
September 29, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary
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❗️🇯🇵Japan agreed to provide satellite images to 🇺🇦Ukrainian intelligence
April 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
❗️🇯🇵Japan agreed to provide satellite images to 🇺🇦Ukrainian intelligence
We all deserve the same healthcare we provide to Congress…
December 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
We all deserve the same healthcare we provide to Congress…
A few reminders about the SCOTUS immunity decision for Presidents:
It does not provide immunity for prior crimes.
It does not provide immunity to the President's cabinet.
Similar to Roe v. Wade, it can be overturned in the future.
It does not provide immunity for prior crimes.
It does not provide immunity to the President's cabinet.
Similar to Roe v. Wade, it can be overturned in the future.
December 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
A few reminders about the SCOTUS immunity decision for Presidents:
It does not provide immunity for prior crimes.
It does not provide immunity to the President's cabinet.
Similar to Roe v. Wade, it can be overturned in the future.
It does not provide immunity for prior crimes.
It does not provide immunity to the President's cabinet.
Similar to Roe v. Wade, it can be overturned in the future.
An easy question which will provide a very enlightening answer
Bondi must be asked at her confirmation hearing if Trump lost the election in 2020. Unless her answer is yes, the Senate must reject her nomination. You can't be an election denier & the attorney general joycevance.substack.com/p/gaetz-out
November 25, 2024 at 11:59 AM
An easy question which will provide a very enlightening answer
Landlords provide housing the same way kidnappers provide missing family members
March 28, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Landlords provide housing the same way kidnappers provide missing family members
AI and Data Centres provide jobs in the same way that self service checkouts provide jobs.
They don't, they take them.
They don't, they take them.
August 19, 2026 at 12:50 PM
AI and Data Centres provide jobs in the same way that self service checkouts provide jobs.
They don't, they take them.
They don't, they take them.
Would men need to provide a marriage certificate to vote? No? Just women? Got it.
Legal experts say states could help married women who have changed their last names by accepting documents like a legal decree or a marriage certificate, but it might not fix the issue for all.
Will the SAVE Act make it harder for married women to vote? We ask legal experts
Legal experts say states could help married women who have changed their last names by accepting documents like a legal decree or a marriage certificate, but it might not fix the issue for all.
www.npr.org
April 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Would men need to provide a marriage certificate to vote? No? Just women? Got it.
JESUS: "Feed, clothe, and provide shelter to the homeless."
CHRISTIANS: "Nah, let's just KILL them instead. Glory!"
CHRISTIANS: "Nah, let's just KILL them instead. Glory!"
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
JESUS: "Feed, clothe, and provide shelter to the homeless."
CHRISTIANS: "Nah, let's just KILL them instead. Glory!"
CHRISTIANS: "Nah, let's just KILL them instead. Glory!"
🚨BREAKING: Key federal agencies failed to provide any records to back up President Donald Trump’s allegations that tens of thousands of noncitizens are registered to vote in various blue states, a nonpartisan government watchdog said in a new lawsuit. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DHS has failed to provide records to prove Trump’s allegations of noncitizen voting, watchdog says
Key federal agencies failed to provide any records to back up President Donald Trump’s allegations that 278,000 noncitizens are improperly registered to vote, a nonpartisan government watchdog said in...
www.democracydocket.com
September 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
🚨BREAKING: Key federal agencies failed to provide any records to back up President Donald Trump’s allegations that tens of thousands of noncitizens are registered to vote in various blue states, a nonpartisan government watchdog said in a new lawsuit. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Study Finds Regular Journaling Can Help Provide Clues About Mysterious Disappearance https://theonion.com/study-finds-regular-journaling-can-help-provide-clues-about-mysterious-disappearance/
August 27, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Study Finds Regular Journaling Can Help Provide Clues About Mysterious Disappearance https://theonion.com/study-finds-regular-journaling-can-help-provide-clues-about-mysterious-disappearance/
We are members of Congress at the Treasury Department. We want to be let in to provide oversight on behalf of our constituents. @jasmineforus.bsky.social @sethmagaziner.bsky.social
February 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We are members of Congress at the Treasury Department. We want to be let in to provide oversight on behalf of our constituents. @jasmineforus.bsky.social @sethmagaziner.bsky.social
Who says Bluesky doesn’t provide important information!
Apparently tear gas will stick to sticky lip gloss and it will just stay on your mouth and burn 🫠
October 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Who says Bluesky doesn’t provide important information!
Study Finds Regular Journaling Can Help Provide Clues About Mysterious Disappearance https://theonion.com/study-finds-regular-journaling-can-help-provide-clues-about-mysterious-disappearance/
September 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Study Finds Regular Journaling Can Help Provide Clues About Mysterious Disappearance https://theonion.com/study-finds-regular-journaling-can-help-provide-clues-about-mysterious-disappearance/
After losing his wife, the man's children adopted a shelter dog to provide him with companionship.
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July 12, 2026 at 10:34 AM
After losing his wife, the man's children adopted a shelter dog to provide him with companionship.
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when my health insurance provider has to provide health insurance
June 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
when my health insurance provider has to provide health insurance
My god. Can Mexico provide our flu shots? Canada? Maybe our state governments?
February 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My god. Can Mexico provide our flu shots? Canada? Maybe our state governments?
Question for legal minds...if ICE agents refuse to provide identification, doesn't that make it legal for citizens to act out in defense? We dont know who they really are. They refuse to provide identification. Fighting back seems beyond legal to me.
January 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Question for legal minds...if ICE agents refuse to provide identification, doesn't that make it legal for citizens to act out in defense? We dont know who they really are. They refuse to provide identification. Fighting back seems beyond legal to me.
ALERT: Gov. Andy Beshear (D-KY) asks Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) to provide a health update to him and to all Kentuckians
July 8, 2026 at 2:15 PM
ALERT: Gov. Andy Beshear (D-KY) asks Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) to provide a health update to him and to all Kentuckians
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