Sometimes you need to just migraine beam someone
November 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Sometimes you need to just migraine beam someone
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November 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
The extended version of our new episode is out early for Patreon supporters.
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November 8, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Psionic Assets
Podcast Episode · Patterns Tell Stories | UFOs & High Strangeness · November 9 · 1h 7m
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November 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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@blarkytopia.bsky.social has just invoked the memory of Psionic Ninja Dwarves. My old game contained multitudes.
November 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
@blarkytopia.bsky.social has just invoked the memory of Psionic Ninja Dwarves. My old game contained multitudes.
thinking back to the idea i had for a kinda pulp scifi setting but i never got past the idea of venus has a hypercompetitive ecosystem descended from agricultural superplants and psionic lynx-like martians
November 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
thinking back to the idea i had for a kinda pulp scifi setting but i never got past the idea of venus has a hypercompetitive ecosystem descended from agricultural superplants and psionic lynx-like martians
Psionic damage has been repaired and we’re back in the Vortex.
November 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Psionic damage has been repaired and we’re back in the Vortex.
MY PSIONIC WARRIORS!!! ALSO GET GREG ABBOTT!!!!
my psionic texas warriors!!! seal that boo boo bear beneath the earth!!!!
November 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
MY PSIONIC WARRIORS!!! ALSO GET GREG ABBOTT!!!!
2014: Psionic assassin femboy who I barely had money to get proper art of, edgy boy
2026: Transfeminine immortal cleric of light with a deep love for the fleeting nature of mortal life. Also she got glasses. c:
2026: Transfeminine immortal cleric of light with a deep love for the fleeting nature of mortal life. Also she got glasses. c:
November 8, 2026 at 6:47 AM
2014: Psionic assassin femboy who I barely had money to get proper art of, edgy boy
2026: Transfeminine immortal cleric of light with a deep love for the fleeting nature of mortal life. Also she got glasses. c:
2026: Transfeminine immortal cleric of light with a deep love for the fleeting nature of mortal life. Also she got glasses. c:
🖤 Doctor Selene Hallows is a life sciences specialist and also a potent, genetically-engineered psionic, and spatial explorer.
Science and sex are her passions.
Science and sex are her passions.
November 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
🖤 Doctor Selene Hallows is a life sciences specialist and also a potent, genetically-engineered psionic, and spatial explorer.
Science and sex are her passions.
Science and sex are her passions.
smile fades.. paws fall to my sides.. looks you up and down.. oh... you're a meanie pants? frowns really big, tears start swelling.. i i cant do meanie pants.. wipes tears.. sory.... hangs my head and walks away.. stops and looks back at u but only for a moment. then i hit u with my psionic blast
November 5, 2026 at 1:40 PM
smile fades.. paws fall to my sides.. looks you up and down.. oh... you're a meanie pants? frowns really big, tears start swelling.. i i cant do meanie pants.. wipes tears.. sory.... hangs my head and walks away.. stops and looks back at u but only for a moment. then i hit u with my psionic blast
my psionic texas warriors!!! seal that boo boo bear beneath the earth!!!!
November 4, 2026 at 2:27 AM
my psionic texas warriors!!! seal that boo boo bear beneath the earth!!!!
This is where being a psionic has its perks. Mikhail can know instantly if someone is bad news. However, he will play along with the person until the very end. Then...
Oops. 😈
Oops. 😈
November 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This is where being a psionic has its perks. Mikhail can know instantly if someone is bad news. However, he will play along with the person until the very end. Then...
Oops. 😈
Oops. 😈
Hypnovember Day 9: Dreams
After a meteorite crash lands far outside of town, the non-descript alien brainworms are in need of a host weak-willed enough to puppet to them from afar. Luckily, Arno isn't too far away~
After a meteorite crash lands far outside of town, the non-descript alien brainworms are in need of a host weak-willed enough to puppet to them from afar. Luckily, Arno isn't too far away~
November 10, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Hypnovember Day 9: Dreams
After a meteorite crash lands far outside of town, the non-descript alien brainworms are in need of a host weak-willed enough to puppet to them from afar. Luckily, Arno isn't too far away~
After a meteorite crash lands far outside of town, the non-descript alien brainworms are in need of a host weak-willed enough to puppet to them from afar. Luckily, Arno isn't too far away~
just got a DM from abdul el-sayed and james talarico saying "thank you Bluesky User HiroRwar for rigging the elections with your malevolent psionic powers. just as you prophesied, america is now communist, and everyone has been given pronouns against their will. also your vaporeon's ass is massive."
November 4, 2026 at 1:04 PM
just got a DM from abdul el-sayed and james talarico saying "thank you Bluesky User HiroRwar for rigging the elections with your malevolent psionic powers. just as you prophesied, america is now communist, and everyone has been given pronouns against their will. also your vaporeon's ass is massive."
Once designed a psionic character who had like, one eye and a limp and went down two ranks in both strength and health...
... So he could buy a high enough level of psi temperature control to reduce most anything to cryogenic temperatures in a few seconds.
... So he could buy a high enough level of psi temperature control to reduce most anything to cryogenic temperatures in a few seconds.
November 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Once designed a psionic character who had like, one eye and a limp and went down two ranks in both strength and health...
... So he could buy a high enough level of psi temperature control to reduce most anything to cryogenic temperatures in a few seconds.
... So he could buy a high enough level of psi temperature control to reduce most anything to cryogenic temperatures in a few seconds.
Psionic entertainment symphonies
Or smth from Warhammer, dunno
Or smth from Warhammer, dunno
November 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Psionic entertainment symphonies
Or smth from Warhammer, dunno
Or smth from Warhammer, dunno
decided to run some open decks last night (with @doggochan.bsky.social getting everything set up before passing out), super fun night! here's my set mixfall.com/mixes/01a1bc...
saturday night open decks 11/7/26 | Mixfall
setlist:
milkypossum - NONTOXIC
psychoangel - cryosphere (psionic assault mix)
Machine Girl - Drakecore
s4dunicorn - taking up space (Original Mix)
don yaya - El Sonidito (GTA V East Los FM 155 to 172...
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November 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
decided to run some open decks last night (with @doggochan.bsky.social getting everything set up before passing out), super fun night! here's my set mixfall.com/mixes/01a1bc...
Haha, glad you liked! Yeah, I figured I played enough psionic space fennecs in Stellaris that I should write about psionic space fennecs (although, obviously, it's a different universe).
November 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Haha, glad you liked! Yeah, I figured I played enough psionic space fennecs in Stellaris that I should write about psionic space fennecs (although, obviously, it's a different universe).
Mars is still a dying world but its atmosphere is marginally breathable, and it has a population of subterrain catlike martians with nascent psionic powers that, if maintained, can allow their mind to survive post death. Mars as dying tundra world, venus as teeming impenetrable jungle...
November 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Mars is still a dying world but its atmosphere is marginally breathable, and it has a population of subterrain catlike martians with nascent psionic powers that, if maintained, can allow their mind to survive post death. Mars as dying tundra world, venus as teeming impenetrable jungle...
I was told not to say this, but we all know the truth, The Democrats and lunatic left have engaged in MUTANT PSYCHIC ASSAULTS to interfere in our elections on a psionic level!!
November 8, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I was told not to say this, but we all know the truth, The Democrats and lunatic left have engaged in MUTANT PSYCHIC ASSAULTS to interfere in our elections on a psionic level!!
"Wear a Fucking Mask" — Even the aliens with their brains on the outside figured this one out
#aliens #pandemic #fakebookcover
#aliens #pandemic #fakebookcover
November 9, 2026 at 11:49 AM
"Wear a Fucking Mask" — Even the aliens with their brains on the outside figured this one out
#aliens #pandemic #fakebookcover
#aliens #pandemic #fakebookcover
I've always been sort of confused by how common it is! It seems like the default for sci-fi of a certain type is to move into a strange mysticism, dominated by psionic awakenings and pylons and stuff. I wouldn't mind it once or twice but it's almost more common than not, and it seems so random!
November 6, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I've always been sort of confused by how common it is! It seems like the default for sci-fi of a certain type is to move into a strange mysticism, dominated by psionic awakenings and pylons and stuff. I wouldn't mind it once or twice but it's almost more common than not, and it seems so random!
Temporarily channeling all of my attribute points into Mind to unleash a psionic blast and reheat my dinner
November 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Temporarily channeling all of my attribute points into Mind to unleash a psionic blast and reheat my dinner