#psychoanalysts
Psychoanalysts gave this libel the veneer of science for decades. Some of them still do!!!
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Had a dream I was Hellboy. Interpret that, psychoanalysts!
September 2, 2026 at 4:38 AM
She's young, brown, female, smart as a whip, articulate, and unapologetic about her progressive values. Each of those, individually, is enough to prompt an establishment freakout. All together, in one package? I mean my god, we're going to need an on-call team of Freudian psychoanalysts...
February 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
How many Freudian psychoanalysts does it take to screw your mother?

Light bulb!

I mean light bulb.
September 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
New here! 👋
Any fellow therapists/ psychologist/ psychoanalysts here?
November 17, 2024 at 6:03 PM
On astrologers, theologians, psychoanalysts and humanists seeking validation from science:
My latest cartoon for New Scientist
September 15, 2024 at 11:50 AM
He’s like that fake mouth they use to train dentists for psychoanalysts
December 1, 2024 at 2:31 AM
tired of seeing hobby psychoanalysts trying to drill into abdl (and kinks in general) as coping mechanisms or some bs. I like diapers because I'm a PERVERT. I like abdl cos it's cute and embarrassing sometimes! I am not broken - I am a freak and silly stuff inexplicably makes me feel good!
May 27, 2026 at 11:31 PM
"World's greatest psychoanalyst" as if great people became psychoanalysts
Someone on Tiktok was quoting a video of Zizek spewing nonsense on tans people and when I noted it was nonsense they replied "He's the most famous psychoanalyst in the world!!!" bro that's like being the most famous homeopath in the world it doesn't make your case
June 14, 2026 at 10:53 AM
“.. In Trump’s tantrums, psychoanalysts might find strong resemblance to what Sigmund Freud called the ‘death drive’ pathology of entrepreneurs .. akin to a child on the beach who builds a beautiful castle and kicks it down.”

- @jeffsonnenfeld.bsky.social
fortune.com/2025/03/31/t...
April 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
he needs to be put in a zoo and studied by a team of psychoanalysts
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It's going to be super-difficult for the administration to catch the vandals that desecrated and damaged the reflecting pool, because in order to catch them, they'd have to dispatch a team of top psychoanalysts into the recesses of Trump's brain where the vandals were first fabricated.
June 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
And psychoanalysts everywhere wept.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Whew, any psychoanalysts want to take it from here?
Watters: Trump golfs. He has dad strength. You know dad strength? He doesn’t look like he's in shape but when he grabs you—One time my father grabbed me and I was like oh, my god, this guy is stronger than I am.
July 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
this is an incredibly sweet story that psychoanalysts will especially appreciate
Tucking my 4 year old son last night.

“I love you, dad” - him

“I love you too, buddy” - me

*pause*

“Today at school I pretended you were dead.” - him

“Oh.” - me
November 17, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I’m reading things again. Willingly. I think someone needs to do a study on psychoanalysts!
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 AM
web denizen psychoanalysts use ascii-art rorschach cards
May 11, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Nobody:
Psychoanalysts:
August 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
im following a surprising amount of lacanian psychoanalysts on letterboxd
August 28, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Psychoanalysts try to use Freud (a friend of mine was a victim in the late 60s). Behaviourists use electric shocks. Group therapists appear in the 80s to use group dynamics to peer pressure people into desistance. Most recently GET waves their hands and pretend the last century didn't happen.
February 17, 2026 at 1:15 PM
My proudest work. Have a lot of old Schulenstreit memes that are "enraged psychoanalysts send messages to my superiors" worthy, not sure if I should post them here 😂
May 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
unfortunately have to cede to the psychoanalysts that literally every famous person has an interesting Early Life section on their wiki page
October 16, 2024 at 2:26 AM
YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO BE GRILLED ON YOUR IDENTITY BY PSYCHOANALYSTS AGAINST YOUR WILL
December 9, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Many official Vatican reports on gender were written by priests who were also psychoanalysts (like Tony Anatrella), and commented on Wittig and Butler in a perfect "non-religious" way.
April 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM