#puddingfingers
It’s their comfort zone

They spent all 2023 hyping up Puddingfingers Ron as the Next Big Thing, and in the wake of Trump’s embarrassing midterm defeat, they‘re retreating to old habits
November 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM
2028 begins.

Good thing Puddingfingers is still one of the weirdest people America has ever created. (I'm 75% sure he was made in a lab.)
November 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
#PuddingFingers is such a f*cking idiot. He's going to punish the state treasury to the tune of at least $12 BILLION a year because he doesn't want Canadians to get a break on their property taxes. That will own the libs (sic).
October 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Ron Desantis does for sure. #PuddingFingers
June 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Are you Ron DeSantis, by chance? #PuddingFingers anyone?
June 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'm not holding my breath that this will go anywhere. #Corruption is sinking #Florida faster than rising sea levels
👀 at you too #RickScott
#CaseyDeSantis #puddingfingers #petiteGovernorRon #KinkyBoots
Florida Grand Jury Hears Evidence in Investigation of Charity Tied to Casey DeSantis
www.nytimes.com
October 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Hey, #GovernorRonDeSantis, how does one not face immediate consequences for misappropriating charity funds and other funds? Just curious 🤨🤔

#FraudWasteAbuse #Theft #puddingfingers
Girl, Florida is coming for Casey DeSantis 😏🤣
October 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
August 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
At the end, he walks away in his lifted boots.
#petite #angrylittleguy #puddingfingers
July 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Our petite governor continues being the piece of 💩 that he is. #puddingfingers
It's hard to believe that 3 jails in Miami-Dade County *don't* have air conditioning. Thankfully, this year the Florida legislature had authorized the funding necessary to install small air conditioners in the dorm areas of the jails.

DeSantis vetoed it this week.
Veto list: Gov. DeSantis kills pilot program that would have installed air conditioners at Miami-Dade prisons
‘I’m floored. I can’t believe he turned it down.’
floridapolitics.com
July 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
June 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Got to speed up plans to leave DeSantistan.
#florida #desantis #fascist #heispetite #puddingfingers #iykyk
February 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
He looks a lot shorter, larger, & uglier than I even recalled.
Did his hands shrink too, or is that just a Fascist trait? 🤔
#XenophobicRon
#Islamophobia
#PuddingFingers
#Florida
#Fascist
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
JAG 💡

suddenly it makes sense why Puddingfingers Bootsolini did *not* assign a seatwarmer to Rubio's job... he'd rather relive his glory days at Gitmo
February 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
JFC everyone eats with their hands. These dipshit racist morons need to go shit down.
#PuddingFingers Desantis...
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media.tenor.com
June 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Little Puddingfingers probably wants the seat himself, as he's term-limited as governor.
November 12, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I don't see why Incel McGee is so offended. Meatball Puddingfingers has a beautiful smile!
Ron DeSantis: Holding Back Tears?
ALT: Ron DeSantis: Holding Back Tears?
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July 26, 2026 at 11:25 PM
John Denise Vance is VERY upset that Puddingfingers had the audacity to hone in on his nomination.

There's only room for one EXTREMELY unlikeable pod person in this race! (Other than Rafael Cruz who always runs and loses.)
March 26, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I mean, Puddingfingers is terrible at everything, so this might be an improvement since I can't see him being able to pull off the coup Trump wants.
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February 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Of course not, but he's going to die and probably pretty soon.

That is Republicans' biggest problem in the coming years. Once Dear Leader dies, they don't have anyone to succeed him. Jr, Elon, Puddingfingers and JV at minimum are all going to battle for it and he's no help.
February 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Well if that isn't the end of his career, I don't know what is.

Puddingfingers is on his way out since he's such a weird, uncomfortable person he makes Trump look normal.
January 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM