#puppetsex
YES, the dog DOES die in The Dark Crystal. Eat shit liberals!!!
#deaddog #puppetsex #jimhenson #jimhenderson #liberalism
January 31, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I'm telling you right now, IF THE PUPPETS DON'T FUCK IN DARK CRYSTAL I WILL FIND WHATEVER'S LEFT OF JIM HENSON'S SOUL AND MAKE SURE IT KNOWS PAIN!!! #darkcrystal #jimhenson #jimhenderson #puppetsex #imsexuallyattractedtothepuppets #afateworsethanhell
January 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Three things that brought me joy today
1. A delightful production of #AvenueQ at the #daytonplayhouse
2. This cute sign
3. Finishing my scholarship application for the @highlightsfound.bsky.social 🤞🏼🤞🏼
#theatre
#amwriting
#puppetsex
February 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'd be offended but they're right 🤷‍♀️😂

#muppetsex #puppetsex
A potential partner must have the correct level of enthusiasm about the Muppets. Too little and their hearts are devoid of joy. Too much and they are into an extreme kink so disgusting only a theatre kid could imagine it.
December 3, 2024 at 5:30 AM