Dear furfolk, happy Halloween season to you all, and most importantly, it's the month of my birthday too (10/17)
Since this is obviously a matter that concerns you all, I shall be waiting for all the praise, hugs, and "good boys" coming from you all all month long
Make a line, pwese
*Looks cute*
Since this is obviously a matter that concerns you all, I shall be waiting for all the praise, hugs, and "good boys" coming from you all all month long
Make a line, pwese
*Looks cute*
Kot
ALT: Kot
static.klipy.com
October 1, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Dear furfolk, happy Halloween season to you all, and most importantly, it's the month of my birthday too (10/17)
Since this is obviously a matter that concerns you all, I shall be waiting for all the praise, hugs, and "good boys" coming from you all all month long
Make a line, pwese
*Looks cute*
Since this is obviously a matter that concerns you all, I shall be waiting for all the praise, hugs, and "good boys" coming from you all all month long
Make a line, pwese
*Looks cute*
can i have some pwese
Sad-Eyed Orange Cat
ALT: Sad-Eyed Orange Cat
static.klipy.com
September 26, 2026 at 2:42 PM
can i have some pwese
"Draft picks back pwese? uwu"
September 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
"Draft picks back pwese? uwu"
Pwese do, he's weally mean!
September 13, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Pwese do, he's weally mean!
What if you looked at the troubleshooting and diagnostics display on your robo cat girl and it said "Pwese activate meowcorsoft wimbos"?
September 10, 2026 at 2:40 PM
What if you looked at the troubleshooting and diagnostics display on your robo cat girl and it said "Pwese activate meowcorsoft wimbos"?
I feel it worth pondering why cishet white dudes are the first to jump in with pwese no arm sex workers 🥺
September 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I feel it worth pondering why cishet white dudes are the first to jump in with pwese no arm sex workers 🥺
someone pwese
September 7, 2026 at 6:32 AM
someone pwese
YES .... PWESE.. . . ....
Cute hamter
ALT: Cute hamter
static.klipy.com
August 29, 2026 at 8:28 AM
YES .... PWESE.. . . ....
Boo boo boo sympathy pwese 🥺🥺🥺 but also won't stand for your peers bcos they icky??? Zero sympathy for you.
August 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Boo boo boo sympathy pwese 🥺🥺🥺 but also won't stand for your peers bcos they icky??? Zero sympathy for you.
Dear apps that detect screenshots and jump scare with a "pwese use our share feature 🥺🥺🫣🥲🥺🥺" message...
Even I AM tech literate to know you want more zesty data for targeted ads or some shit.
No. I will not use your share feature and it is creepy you keep asking.
Even I AM tech literate to know you want more zesty data for targeted ads or some shit.
No. I will not use your share feature and it is creepy you keep asking.
August 23, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Dear apps that detect screenshots and jump scare with a "pwese use our share feature 🥺🥺🫣🥲🥺🥺" message...
Even I AM tech literate to know you want more zesty data for targeted ads or some shit.
No. I will not use your share feature and it is creepy you keep asking.
Even I AM tech literate to know you want more zesty data for targeted ads or some shit.
No. I will not use your share feature and it is creepy you keep asking.
Walz would be pawing at the door like a dog left out in the rain like hewwo? Hewwo?? Treats?? I can gas these protesters if it'd make you happy 🥺 Remember when the national guard and Minneapolis police went on safari and were doing drive bys with 40mm launchers? Remember me?? Pwese?? 🥺
August 20, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Walz would be pawing at the door like a dog left out in the rain like hewwo? Hewwo?? Treats?? I can gas these protesters if it'd make you happy 🥺 Remember when the national guard and Minneapolis police went on safari and were doing drive bys with 40mm launchers? Remember me?? Pwese?? 🥺
*Nomf*
Morr pwese
Morr pwese
August 18, 2026 at 4:12 PM
*Nomf*
Morr pwese
Morr pwese
*CHOMP*
Anuffr, pwese
Anuffr, pwese
August 18, 2026 at 7:22 AM
*CHOMP*
Anuffr, pwese
Anuffr, pwese
Okay then just fucking ban them? Don't be like "oh pwese dont sell them it vewy bad" you're the fucking prime minister just ban the fucking things.
State of play on the portable barbeque ban
"Mr Burnham urged all shops to stop selling them and indicated that an outright ban could be considered in future summers."
www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...
"Mr Burnham urged all shops to stop selling them and indicated that an outright ban could be considered in future summers."
www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...
PM urges shops to withdraw disposable barbecues from sale over wildfire risk
The Prime Minister chaired a meeting of the Government’s emergency Cobra committee in response to the heat, wildfires and drought.
www.standard.co.uk
August 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Okay then just fucking ban them? Don't be like "oh pwese dont sell them it vewy bad" you're the fucking prime minister just ban the fucking things.
The bit about the guard is entirely accurate but you're forgetting that one regiment entirely populated with monster and robot fuckers. Oh no Mr Necron pwese don't shoot me with your BIG gween gun 💀
July 27, 2026 at 10:17 PM
The bit about the guard is entirely accurate but you're forgetting that one regiment entirely populated with monster and robot fuckers. Oh no Mr Necron pwese don't shoot me with your BIG gween gun 💀
ATTENTION Twitter/X friends: Our account haz been hacked 😖Pwese be aware dat we are NOT sending DM’s frum dat account…Do NOT click any links!!!
July 20, 2026 at 12:47 AM
ATTENTION Twitter/X friends: Our account haz been hacked 😖Pwese be aware dat we are NOT sending DM’s frum dat account…Do NOT click any links!!!
@cwonus.org let's read Romans again pwese 🐏
July 14, 2026 at 1:10 AM
@cwonus.org let's read Romans again pwese 🐏
imagine defending this joint
just a wittle itty bitty corpo website pwese no bully
loathsome
just a wittle itty bitty corpo website pwese no bully
loathsome
July 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
imagine defending this joint
just a wittle itty bitty corpo website pwese no bully
loathsome
just a wittle itty bitty corpo website pwese no bully
loathsome
