Trump’s likely to take away my Medicaid, but it’ll be worth it if he pwns the woke college students.
December 26, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Trump’s likely to take away my Medicaid, but it’ll be worth it if he pwns the woke college students.
I'll say it again.
No one pwns Musk like Altman.
No one pwns Musk like Altman.
August 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'll say it again.
No one pwns Musk like Altman.
No one pwns Musk like Altman.
POV when this fat nut gamer pwns and teabags you 😤
August 26, 2026 at 2:27 AM
POV when this fat nut gamer pwns and teabags you 😤
Mamdani pwns POTUS (again).
I had a productive meeting with President Trump this afternoon.
I’m looking forward to building more housing in New York City.
I’m looking forward to building more housing in New York City.
February 26, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Mamdani pwns POTUS (again).
she pwns my dick…
September 23, 2026 at 8:04 PM
she pwns my dick…
Yet another „grok pwns musk“ moment.
May 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Yet another „grok pwns musk“ moment.
epic balls bro. your cock pwns
April 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
epic balls bro. your cock pwns
This horrible string of words is worth 800 Kevin Smith pwns my dick tweets
“Talking to Rahm, it’s like middle-age married sex,” said John Anzalone, a Democratic pollster who has known him for decades. “It’s focused. You know what you’re going for. And it’s short.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/u...
Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play (Gift Article)
The longtime Democratic insider has emerged as a behind-the-scenes force in his party’s push to win back Congress. After that, he’ll think about 2028.
www.nytimes.com
September 26, 2026 at 3:59 PM
This horrible string of words is worth 800 Kevin Smith pwns my dick tweets
Reggie Watts just said his wife's taint area still pwns his dick
July 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Reggie Watts just said his wife's taint area still pwns his dick
Mussolini PWNS Hitler in EPIC CLAP-BACK.
June 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Mussolini PWNS Hitler in EPIC CLAP-BACK.
Ten years in and her bare butthole/pussy area still pwns my wet rock
June 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Ten years in and her bare butthole/pussy area still pwns my wet rock
the selfiest pwn of all self pwns, it’s too perfect
"…it looks like MAGA is out and full force supporting Tesla. I think you will agree that when people drive by a dealership, see this show of support, they will likely at least test drive and check tesla out… Versus the violent protests of the terrorists, which seems more welcoming to you?"
April 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
the selfiest pwn of all self pwns, it’s too perfect
soul blazer pwns love to walk in cardinal directions and kill 5 monsters that come out of a portal
August 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
soul blazer pwns love to walk in cardinal directions and kill 5 monsters that come out of a portal
Marshal Law pwns so hard.
September 28, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Marshal Law pwns so hard.
unfortunately this is not a man who is capable of embarrassment
January 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
unfortunately this is not a man who is capable of embarrassment
Leia pwns him hard with the “leash” taunt
April 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Leia pwns him hard with the “leash” taunt
“Jesus’s Top Ten Pwns against the Pharisees. Number 7 will shock you!”
June 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
“Jesus’s Top Ten Pwns against the Pharisees. Number 7 will shock you!”
TFW Schumer pwns you in twitter
February 23, 2026 at 6:28 AM
TFW Schumer pwns you in twitter
Stopped reading after the first sentence lol, literally the next one just pwns him
July 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Stopped reading after the first sentence lol, literally the next one just pwns him