#pyrates
1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).
December 24, 2024 at 11:05 PM
(CW for strong sexual content)

Dread Pyrates ⚔️ #ofmdnsfw
December 2, 2024 at 3:50 PM
david's fic leaning into the fandom's most popular tropes did we accidentally write a general history of pyrates is this play about us
February 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Pyrates Beware

Kelly is more excited to meet a real "Golden Age of Sail" pirate than you can possibly imagine!
June 27, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Um, pyrates, are we not doing anything about this important holiday?
#OurFlagMeansDeath
March 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
#LookAndSee (Day 376) 🎶
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky

This is just for fun! No rules… 🎧

Tainted Love • Kevin Bacon (from the movie Pyrates)
April 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Ui, da kam ja einiges zusammen zu Piraten (und Piratinnen). Was ich als Kulturwissenschaftlerin spannend finde, ist, dass das populärkulturelle Bild von Pirat*innen eigentlich seit der Renaissance relativ konstant ist. Ganz viel davon stammt aus der General History of the Pyrates (1724).
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 AM
We're were-pyrates!
September 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
4. Some pirates might – Well, Good Heavens! – not have been entirely heterosexual. Stede Bonnet was described in Captain Johnson’s ‘A General History of the Pyrates’ in 1724 as having chosen his “wicked Undertaking … occasioned by some Discomforts he found in a married State”
September 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
After two years of Mörktober prompts (the last year's prompts were posted here), I've compiled them together for a new 3rd party Pirate Borg zine, A Catalog of the Hats and Periwigs of the Most Notorious Pyrates. Get it here: 1715commons.itch.io/a-catalog-of...
A Catalog of the Hats and Periwigs of the Most Notorious Pyrates by metamer
All things hats for the Pirate Borg role-playing game
1715commons.itch.io
October 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Here's David's SMAU in a Google doc for folks who prefer to read that way 🤗
David's Christmas Valentine's Anytime SMAU
1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael S...
docs.google.com
February 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
July 28, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Fun fact: he was not, in fact, delivered by pyrates.
July 24, 2026 at 2:14 AM
the anglo saxons watching the pyrates come back and for some reason this time they're arguably speaking french
April 22, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Q: Did you have any of other historical tidbits that you knew that you wanted to try and pepper in?

A: There's only one historical thing for the S3 that I wanted to use - I wanted to work into the book A General History of the Pyrates. My surmise is that it was written by Lucius.
June 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
GUESS WHO JUST HANDLED A FIRST EDITION COPY OF THE GENERAL HISTORY OF THE PYRATES
April 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Quand les pyrates affichent leur idiotie !
So it begins. Do these MAGA CONS actually believe this will get Poilievre elected? If anything it will have the opposite result. #cdnpoli
March 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
March 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
My nehm is Ricky
Minor prinse
I do hate pyrates
Ever sinse
Som twenti briggands
Took my nos
And gav my troups
An ouverdos
They're not the navi
Don't be trik'd
Bang! Izzy Hands
Now you've beene rick'd

#dailyOFMDbredlik
My naim is Chauncey,
Admiral.
I'll ryde these
Catt banditts to hel!
We've ended upp
In bakwards lannd
If just a drawing
And a plannt
Will maek you sett
These pyrates free
And taek upp
Measurs?! Against mee?!

#dailyOFMDbredlik
My naim is Nigel
Badminton.
You've used a wale
On me to stunn.
I'll haunte you!
In good funn of corse.
Like wen we made you
Kis the hors.
Now, Baby Bonnett,
Runn and cwy!
I've gott a cuttlass
In my EYYE!

#dailyOFMDbredlik
April 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
My naim is Chauncey,
Admiral.
I'll ryde these
Catt banditts to hel!
We've ended upp
In bakwards lannd
If just a drawing
And a plannt
Will maek you sett
These pyrates free
And taek upp
Measurs?! Against mee?!

#dailyOFMDbredlik
My naim is Nigel
Badminton.
You've used a wale
On me to stunn.
I'll haunte you!
In good funn of corse.
Like wen we made you
Kis the hors.
Now, Baby Bonnett,
Runn and cwy!
I've gott a cuttlass
In my EYYE!

#dailyOFMDbredlik
My naem? Who cares,
You dum bellend?!
What kinda pyrate
Has a frend?
Let’s play som yardies,
Wip the cupp!
Hey, big gal Steve!
We waek ya upp?
Piss'd on ya boots?
Well soz, that's ruff.
Naem's Jack.
Gawd! Took ya long enuff!

#dailyOFMDbredlik
April 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Always nice to read a positive review of one of my games:
boardgamegeek.com/blog/13750/b...
Pyrates! (Solo) | Shepherding the Shelves
boardgamegeek.com
March 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
people seem worried about the holiday special being canon. there was a framing device? which the show never has? and it framed this specifically as a story found in history of pyrates, a notoriously unreliable source? why would that be there if not to emphasize that this is of dubious canonicity
December 29, 2024 at 5:25 PM
me laying in bed listening to a mix of pyrates! and windrose ost after a long night of drawing the most abhorrent shit imaginable
Chillin' Stick Figure in Hammock
ALT: Chillin' Stick Figure in Hammock
static.klipy.com
September 30, 2026 at 7:00 PM
space pyrates cowboy shockwaveee
August 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM