Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."
"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."
Discworld QOTD, from Pyramids
“The trouble with life was that you didn’t get a chance to practice before doing it for real.”
“The trouble with life was that you didn’t get a chance to practice before doing it for real.”
Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight
“People lived, and died, and were remembered. It happened in the same way that winter follows summer. It was not a wrong thing. There were tears, of course, but they were for those who were left; those who had gone on did not need them.”
“People lived, and died, and were remembered. It happened in the same way that winter follows summer. It was not a wrong thing. There were tears, of course, but they were for those who were left; those who had gone on did not need them.”
April 2, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."
"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
“If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.”
“If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.”
Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
July 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
“If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.”
“If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.”
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
“If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.”
“If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.”
Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment
“I want to eat chocolates in a great big room where the world is a different place.”
“I want to eat chocolates in a great big room where the world is a different place.”
Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
'People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.”'
'People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.”'
March 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
“If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.”
“If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.”
QOTD: If vaccines caused autism, America would have way, way more trains
May 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
QOTD: If vaccines caused autism, America would have way, way more trains
Discworld QOTD, from Maskerade
“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”
“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”
Discworld QOTD, from The Truth
“So... we have what the people are interested in, and human interest stories, which is what humans are interested in, and the public interest, which no one is interested in.”
“So... we have what the people are interested in, and human interest stories, which is what humans are interested in, and the public interest, which no one is interested in.”
Discworld QOTD, from Wintersmith
September 20, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Maskerade
“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”
“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”
Discworld QOTD, from Sourcery
“'And what would humans be without love?'
RARE, said Death.”
“'And what would humans be without love?'
RARE, said Death.”
Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
“‘I hate cats.’
Death's face became a little stiffer, if that were possible. The blue glow in his eye sockets flickered red for an instant.
‘I SEE,’ he said. The tone suggested that death was too good for cat haters.”
“‘I hate cats.’
Death's face became a little stiffer, if that were possible. The blue glow in his eye sockets flickered red for an instant.
‘I SEE,’ he said. The tone suggested that death was too good for cat haters.”
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
“If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.”
“If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.”
March 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Sourcery
“'And what would humans be without love?'
RARE, said Death.”
“'And what would humans be without love?'
RARE, said Death.”
Discworld QOTD, from Eric
“‘There’s a door.’
‘Where does it go?’
‘It stays where it is, I think.’”
“‘There’s a door.’
‘Where does it go?’
‘It stays where it is, I think.’”
Discworld QOTD, from The Last Hero
January 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Eric
“‘There’s a door.’
‘Where does it go?’
‘It stays where it is, I think.’”
“‘There’s a door.’
‘Where does it go?’
‘It stays where it is, I think.’”
Discworld QOTD, from Pyramids
“‘I was being persecuted for my beliefs.’
‘That’s terrible,’ said Teppic.
Khuft spat. ‘Damn right. I believed people wouldn’t notice I’d sold them camels with plaster teeth until I was well out of town.’”
(editor’s note: yesterday’s QOTD was from A Hat Full of Sky)
“‘I was being persecuted for my beliefs.’
‘That’s terrible,’ said Teppic.
Khuft spat. ‘Damn right. I believed people wouldn’t notice I’d sold them camels with plaster teeth until I was well out of town.’”
(editor’s note: yesterday’s QOTD was from A Hat Full of Sky)
Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men
“Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them. Harder, maybe. There’d be a sight more frogs in this world if I didn’t know how not to turn people into them.”
“Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them. Harder, maybe. There’d be a sight more frogs in this world if I didn’t know how not to turn people into them.”
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
March 30, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Pyramids
“‘I was being persecuted for my beliefs.’
‘That’s terrible,’ said Teppic.
Khuft spat. ‘Damn right. I believed people wouldn’t notice I’d sold them camels with plaster teeth until I was well out of town.’”
(editor’s note: yesterday’s QOTD was from A Hat Full of Sky)
“‘I was being persecuted for my beliefs.’
‘That’s terrible,’ said Teppic.
Khuft spat. ‘Damn right. I believed people wouldn’t notice I’d sold them camels with plaster teeth until I was well out of town.’”
(editor’s note: yesterday’s QOTD was from A Hat Full of Sky)
Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music
"‘mumblemumblemumble,’ said the Dean defiantly, a rebel without a pause."
"‘mumblemumblemumble,’ said the Dean defiantly, a rebel without a pause."
Discworld QOTD, from Pyramids
"He envied his fellow students who believed in gods that were intangible and lived a long way away on top of some mountain. A fellow could really believe in gods like that. But it was extremely hard to believe in a god when you saw him at breakfast every day."
"He envied his fellow students who believed in gods that were intangible and lived a long way away on top of some mountain. A fellow could really believe in gods like that. But it was extremely hard to believe in a god when you saw him at breakfast every day."
Discworld QOTD, from A Hat Full of Sky
“I am no’ deid! I’m trying to have a moment o’ existential dreed here, right? Crivens, it’s a puir lookout if a man cannae feel the chilly winds o’ Fate lashing aroound his nethers wi’out folks telling him he’s deid, eh?”
“I am no’ deid! I’m trying to have a moment o’ existential dreed here, right? Crivens, it’s a puir lookout if a man cannae feel the chilly winds o’ Fate lashing aroound his nethers wi’out folks telling him he’s deid, eh?”
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music
"‘mumblemumblemumble,’ said the Dean defiantly, a rebel without a pause."
"‘mumblemumblemumble,’ said the Dean defiantly, a rebel without a pause."
Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies
“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
Discworld QOTD, from Jingo
February 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies
“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal
“I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”
“I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”
Discworld QOTD, from Moving Pictures
"If the abnormal goes on long enough it becomes the normal. It was just that, when you came to explain it to a third party, it sounded odd."
"If the abnormal goes on long enough it becomes the normal. It was just that, when you came to explain it to a third party, it sounded odd."
Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals
“The last thing she wanted was to see her friend getting ideas in her head. There was such a lot of room in there for them to bounce around and do damage.”
“The last thing she wanted was to see her friend getting ideas in her head. There was such a lot of room in there for them to bounce around and do damage.”
April 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal
“I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”
“I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”
