September 27, 2026 at 10:19 PM
RT @lildave215 My daughter is singing "Nights Over Egypt". <== #qualityparenting And her name is Ella too.
December 3, 2024 at 8:16 PM
RT @lildave215 My daughter is singing "Nights Over Egypt". <== #qualityparenting And her name is Ella too.
Very important job today making this so that next week spawn-the-younger and I can play competitive shit-shop-bingo at different sides of the country. First one to send the other selfies with all 12 wins! #seaside #qualityparenting #britishcoast
September 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Very important job today making this so that next week spawn-the-younger and I can play competitive shit-shop-bingo at different sides of the country. First one to send the other selfies with all 12 wins! #seaside #qualityparenting #britishcoast
Mini-me: your wifi is slow.
Me: my wifi is not slow, your face is slow.
Her: real mature, mom. Real mature.
😂😂😂
#qualityParenting
#notTheNetwork
Me: my wifi is not slow, your face is slow.
Her: real mature, mom. Real mature.
😂😂😂
#qualityParenting
#notTheNetwork
December 12, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Mini-me: your wifi is slow.
Me: my wifi is not slow, your face is slow.
Her: real mature, mom. Real mature.
😂😂😂
#qualityParenting
#notTheNetwork
Me: my wifi is not slow, your face is slow.
Her: real mature, mom. Real mature.
😂😂😂
#qualityParenting
#notTheNetwork
Why is my child gardening in his soccer clothes despite not having soccer today? Because he slept in them and never changed into anything else. #qualityparenting
May 7, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Why is my child gardening in his soccer clothes despite not having soccer today? Because he slept in them and never changed into anything else. #qualityparenting
Partner and 5 year old are watching movie... What is this? What's on that ship? 5 year old: a bunch of assholes... #qualityparenting #parents #kids #comedygold
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Partner and 5 year old are watching movie... What is this? What's on that ship? 5 year old: a bunch of assholes... #qualityparenting #parents #kids #comedygold
Uh, you’re welcome???
#QualityParenting
#QualityParenting
why did I have the book on tape of this when I was a kid?
February 27, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Uh, you’re welcome???
#QualityParenting
#QualityParenting
April 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Never charge the corner. Especially with your neck. #qualityparenting.
April 11, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Never charge the corner. Especially with your neck. #qualityparenting.
I often walk around the house thinking out loud as a way of helping myself remember certain things. As a bonus, this habit also helps my kids remember things that they will describe to their therapists in the coming decades. #qualityparenting
May 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I often walk around the house thinking out loud as a way of helping myself remember certain things. As a bonus, this habit also helps my kids remember things that they will describe to their therapists in the coming decades. #qualityparenting
My kids have stopped saying "search it up" cos we took the piss out of them so much when they did. #QualityParenting
July 23, 2026 at 8:52 PM
My kids have stopped saying "search it up" cos we took the piss out of them so much when they did. #QualityParenting