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Quantum computers need a special ingredient to outperform regular computers. Scientists spent years inefficiently brewing it in bulk. Magic state cultivation is basically switching from a factory farm to a …

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September 27, 2026 at 2:50 PM
qBittorrent realmente roda usando quantumBits, quem diria não é mesmo?
March 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Reality runs on a number so small that 33 zeros hide before the first digit. Max Planck found it by accident in 1900 and immediately wished he hadn't. Quantessa explains Planck's constant.

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September 20, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Quantum computers can't look at their own data without destroying it. So they hired a hall monitor who only reports if something changed, never what it was. Meet the stabilizer. Quantessa explains stabilizer measurements.

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September 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Your quantum algorithm walks into a quantum computer and gets told: 'We don't serve Toffoli gates here.' The quantum compiler is the translator who smooths things over before a fight breaks out.

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August 23, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Meet Quantessa and Atomique. One actually understands quantum computing. The other once tried to encrypt a grocery list. Together they explain the quantum world, one comic at a time. New strip every Sunday.

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July 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
A 1992 algorithm proved a quantum computer can answer a question in one guess that would take a classical computer longer than the universe has existed. The question was not even that interesting.

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August 2, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Quantum mechanics has a strict no-photocopies policy. Not because the machine is broken. Because the universe did the math and decided copying is cheating. Quantessa explains the no-cloning theorem.

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September 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
A CNOT gate walks into a bar. The bouncer says 'state?' Control qubit says '1'. Target qubit sighs and switches to decaf. Quantessa explains the CNOT gate.

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July 26, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Classical supercomputers can't simulate a few dozen atoms without running out of memory. Your body runs trillions of them simultaneously. Nature is not doing this with spreadsheets.

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July 19, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Just 10,000 #quantumbits might #crack internet #encryption #schemes

#Quantumcomputers based on atoms could provide access to #encrypted data much sooner than scientists thought.

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Just 10,000 quantum bits might crack internet encryption schemes
Quantum computers based on atoms could provide access to encrypted data much sooner than scientists thought.
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April 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Scientists built a quantum computer by using lasers to pick up individual atoms and arrange them like furniture. Yes, that is a real sentence about real science happening right now. Quantessa explains optical tweezers.

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August 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Your quantum code runs great on one machine and completely falls apart on another. Congratulations, you have just discovered why middleware exists. Turns out quantum computers have the same energy as printers.

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August 30, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Quantum computing has a 'Hello, World' moment. It runs on your laptop, talks to real quantum hardware in the cloud, and yes, it's just Python. Your excuses are now officially superposed with zero. Quantessa explains Qiskit.

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July 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Your laptop crashes and you call IT. A qubit crashes and it was already in two states, interacting with the universe, and quietly lying to you the whole time. Quantessa explains bit flips and quantum errors.

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August 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
We’re Running Out of Time: The 2038 Digital Doomsday & Other Time Anomalies
⏳ Is your watch lying to you? Think about this: you are aging at a different rate than the person sitting next to you. It sounds like science fiction, but it’s a hard physical reality proven by NASA’s twin study and atomic clock experiments. In this episode, we dive deep into the subjectivity of time—from the mind-bending physics of time dilation to the shocking historical moment when the Pope literally deleted 10 days from existence. We explore the Phantom Time Hypothesis, a controversial theory suggesting that nearly 300 years of our history might just be a clerical error (or a massive political conspiracy). What we cover: - 🚀 The Physics of Elastic Time: Why gravity and speed physically warp your personal timeline. - 📜 Chronopolitics: How the Gregorian calendar reform of 1582 created a historical void and why we might be living in a different century than we think. - 💻 The Digital Epochalypse: Why the Year 2038 problem (Y2K38) is a ticking time bomb for every 32-bit system on the planet. - 🌍 Negative Leap Seconds: How melting polar ice is actually changing how we measure a single day. Whether it’s the block universe hypothesis or the digital epochalypse, our collective understanding of a linear timeline is far more fragile than we care to admit. We aren't just following a clock; we are living inside a human-made construct that is starting to crack at the edges. 🔍 Can we actually trust the record of history, or is time just a social construct? Don't let your time run out! If you love unraveling the mysteries of theoretical physics and alternative history, make sure to subscribe and leave a review. Share this episode with someone who thinks they have a handle on their schedule—they’re in for a rude awakening. 🕰️✨  
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July 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
1/10 – What is Quantum Computing?

Quantum computing uses quantum mechanics to process information in new ways. Unlike classical bits (0 or 1), quantum computers use qubits that can be 0, 1, or both at the same time! It’s not just faster—it’s a new way of computing. #QuantumBits #TechExplained
January 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM