someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”
March 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”
Google: What’s the quickest way to lose trust and the good will of our customer base?
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February 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Google: What’s the quickest way to lose trust and the good will of our customer base?
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Quickest way to becoming a writer
why are you mentally ill wrong answers only
September 24, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Quickest way to becoming a writer
I forgot to post this here but I might as well. Quickest shading "tutorial"
April 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I forgot to post this here but I might as well. Quickest shading "tutorial"
Quickest I've blocked an account in my life
November 12, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Quickest I've blocked an account in my life
"hey siri, what is the quickest path i could take to destroy the confidence that keeps commercial passenger flight viable?"
February 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"hey siri, what is the quickest path i could take to destroy the confidence that keeps commercial passenger flight viable?"
My latest vid has been one of the quickest to breach 1 million views in my channel’s history. Thanks so much. Voiceover has already begun on the next vid, stay tuned 🩷
September 28, 2026 at 8:48 PM
My latest vid has been one of the quickest to breach 1 million views in my channel’s history. Thanks so much. Voiceover has already begun on the next vid, stay tuned 🩷
The quickest way to my heart? Start from down here. 😈🥰
September 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The quickest way to my heart? Start from down here. 😈🥰
I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability
the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year
the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter
www.statesman.com/business/art...
the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter
www.statesman.com/business/art...
Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker
A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.
www.statesman.com
March 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability
quickest path to political brainworms is to make hating liberals the core of your ideology
May 28, 2024 at 12:35 AM
quickest path to political brainworms is to make hating liberals the core of your ideology
quickest way to shut me up
January 21, 2026 at 11:53 PM
quickest way to shut me up
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.
Paddy says: "Are you on foot or in the car?"
Billy says: "In the car."
Paddy says: "That's the quickest way."
Paddy says: "Are you on foot or in the car?"
Billy says: "In the car."
Paddy says: "That's the quickest way."
May 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.
Paddy says: "Are you on foot or in the car?"
Billy says: "In the car."
Paddy says: "That's the quickest way."
Paddy says: "Are you on foot or in the car?"
Billy says: "In the car."
Paddy says: "That's the quickest way."
the quickest 'it's over/we're so back' in history
June 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
the quickest 'it's over/we're so back' in history
The quickest way for Trump to economically destroy Iran is to become their President.
August 21, 2026 at 2:31 PM
The quickest way for Trump to economically destroy Iran is to become their President.
In what is the quickest call for governor in modern Virginia history, Abigail Spanberger has been elected the next governor of the Commonwealth of Virginia. When we vote, we win. Congratulations!
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
In what is the quickest call for governor in modern Virginia history, Abigail Spanberger has been elected the next governor of the Commonwealth of Virginia. When we vote, we win. Congratulations!
Not wanting anyone to think about your politics turns out to be the quickest path to *everyone* thinking about your politics.
September 17, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Not wanting anyone to think about your politics turns out to be the quickest path to *everyone* thinking about your politics.
Man: “Excuse me. Can you tell me the quickest way to the next town?”
Me: “Are you driving or walking?”
Man: “Driving.”
Me: “That would be the quickest way.”
Me: “Are you driving or walking?”
Man: “Driving.”
Me: “That would be the quickest way.”
March 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Man: “Excuse me. Can you tell me the quickest way to the next town?”
Me: “Are you driving or walking?”
Man: “Driving.”
Me: “That would be the quickest way.”
Me: “Are you driving or walking?”
Man: “Driving.”
Me: “That would be the quickest way.”
November 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
The quickest painting I've ever done. (28 minutes) Help me name it.
July 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
The quickest painting I've ever done. (28 minutes) Help me name it.
Quickest block ever.
June 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Quickest block ever.
Quickest way to de-escalate the war in Ukraine - Russia leaves.
Quickest way to de-escalate the events in L.A. - ICE leaves the city.
Quickest way to de-escalate the events in L.A. - ICE leaves the city.
June 8, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Quickest way to de-escalate the war in Ukraine - Russia leaves.
Quickest way to de-escalate the events in L.A. - ICE leaves the city.
Quickest way to de-escalate the events in L.A. - ICE leaves the city.
The quickest sit.. 😅
April 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The quickest sit.. 😅
“Excuse me sir.
Can you tell me the quickest way to the next town?”
“Are you driving or walking?”
“Driving.”
“That is the quickest way.”
Can you tell me the quickest way to the next town?”
“Are you driving or walking?”
“Driving.”
“That is the quickest way.”
December 10, 2024 at 3:16 PM
“Excuse me sir.
Can you tell me the quickest way to the next town?”
“Are you driving or walking?”
“Driving.”
“That is the quickest way.”
Can you tell me the quickest way to the next town?”
“Are you driving or walking?”
“Driving.”
“That is the quickest way.”