nintendo wii gordon ramsay can't hurt you
January 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
nintendo wii gordon ramsay can't hurt you
Nice of Gordon Ramsay to be so Gordon Ramsay at the OKC game
March 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Nice of Gordon Ramsay to be so Gordon Ramsay at the OKC game
when i met ramsay
March 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
when i met ramsay
GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
October 18, 2023 at 8:17 PM
GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
Therapist: Gorgon Ramsay isn't real
Gorgon Ramsay:
Gorgon Ramsay:
July 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Therapist: Gorgon Ramsay isn't real
Gorgon Ramsay:
Gorgon Ramsay:
RAMSAY: Excuse me darling. The pheasant stew’s gone off.
WAITRESS: That smell is from pheasant being dry-aged.
RAMSAY: “Dry aged”? Is your chef a bloody idiot?
WAITRESS: He’s a barbarian.
RAMSAY: Ok. Thank you love.
*she leaves*
RAMSAY: Wow. No wonder the food’s kuso. The chef’s a barbarian. Fuck me
WAITRESS: That smell is from pheasant being dry-aged.
RAMSAY: “Dry aged”? Is your chef a bloody idiot?
WAITRESS: He’s a barbarian.
RAMSAY: Ok. Thank you love.
*she leaves*
RAMSAY: Wow. No wonder the food’s kuso. The chef’s a barbarian. Fuck me
March 31, 2024 at 3:22 PM
RAMSAY: Excuse me darling. The pheasant stew’s gone off.
WAITRESS: That smell is from pheasant being dry-aged.
RAMSAY: “Dry aged”? Is your chef a bloody idiot?
WAITRESS: He’s a barbarian.
RAMSAY: Ok. Thank you love.
*she leaves*
RAMSAY: Wow. No wonder the food’s kuso. The chef’s a barbarian. Fuck me
WAITRESS: That smell is from pheasant being dry-aged.
RAMSAY: “Dry aged”? Is your chef a bloody idiot?
WAITRESS: He’s a barbarian.
RAMSAY: Ok. Thank you love.
*she leaves*
RAMSAY: Wow. No wonder the food’s kuso. The chef’s a barbarian. Fuck me
me: i made fish skeleton
cat gordon ramsay: interesting, how will you serve it?
me: on an upside down trash can lid
cat gordon ramsay: *stepping closer* fucking brilliant
cat gordon ramsay: interesting, how will you serve it?
me: on an upside down trash can lid
cat gordon ramsay: *stepping closer* fucking brilliant
December 1, 2024 at 3:01 AM
me: i made fish skeleton
cat gordon ramsay: interesting, how will you serve it?
me: on an upside down trash can lid
cat gordon ramsay: *stepping closer* fucking brilliant
cat gordon ramsay: interesting, how will you serve it?
me: on an upside down trash can lid
cat gordon ramsay: *stepping closer* fucking brilliant
"Whats a metal mario to an iron ramsay"
November 23, 2024 at 1:34 AM
"Whats a metal mario to an iron ramsay"
I need Nathan Fielder to make a failing restaurant and then lure Gordon Ramsay to it.
April 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I need Nathan Fielder to make a failing restaurant and then lure Gordon Ramsay to it.
Gordon Ramsay: You put no effort into your food, it's disgusting
me, knocking back a handful of Cheez-its: That's right, Gordon, you tell em
me, knocking back a handful of Cheez-its: That's right, Gordon, you tell em
February 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Gordon Ramsay: You put no effort into your food, it's disgusting
me, knocking back a handful of Cheez-its: That's right, Gordon, you tell em
me, knocking back a handful of Cheez-its: That's right, Gordon, you tell em
I just clued in.
I’ve been watching Kitchen Nightmares.
I’ve been watching Kitchen Nightmares.
Gordon Ramsay Eating
ALT: Gordon Ramsay Eating
static.klipy.com
September 25, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I just clued in.
I’ve been watching Kitchen Nightmares.
I’ve been watching Kitchen Nightmares.
I use to work for Gordon Ramsay 🫣
November 18, 2024 at 7:37 PM
I use to work for Gordon Ramsay 🫣
Gordon Ramsay: yeah? and where the fuck does this door take us then?
Head Chef: NO-
(loud rattling cymbal)
Gordon Ramsay: oh fuck me. the lost city. restaurant is built on top of the lost city
(lizard man hisses at Gordon)
Gordon Ramsay: the lost lizard city. fuck me. fuck off
Head Chef: NO-
(loud rattling cymbal)
Gordon Ramsay: oh fuck me. the lost city. restaurant is built on top of the lost city
(lizard man hisses at Gordon)
Gordon Ramsay: the lost lizard city. fuck me. fuck off
March 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Gordon Ramsay: yeah? and where the fuck does this door take us then?
Head Chef: NO-
(loud rattling cymbal)
Gordon Ramsay: oh fuck me. the lost city. restaurant is built on top of the lost city
(lizard man hisses at Gordon)
Gordon Ramsay: the lost lizard city. fuck me. fuck off
Head Chef: NO-
(loud rattling cymbal)
Gordon Ramsay: oh fuck me. the lost city. restaurant is built on top of the lost city
(lizard man hisses at Gordon)
Gordon Ramsay: the lost lizard city. fuck me. fuck off
gordon ramsay is quaking
August 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
gordon ramsay is quaking
whoever runs this account needs to consume the water of life
May 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
whoever runs this account needs to consume the water of life
Gorgon Ramsay
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
September 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Gorgon Ramsay
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
I'm going on Master Chef, looking Gordon Ramsay dead in the eye while I pop this in the microwave, then staring at him unblinking for two minutes until it's ready.
May 4, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I'm going on Master Chef, looking Gordon Ramsay dead in the eye while I pop this in the microwave, then staring at him unblinking for two minutes until it's ready.
‘No war is at first unpopular’
Ramsay MacDonald, August 1914.
What say you now, Ramsay!!??
Ramsay MacDonald, August 1914.
What say you now, Ramsay!!??
Support For Striking Iran:
Disapprove: 61%
Approve: 35%
Ipsos / March 23, 2026
Disapprove: 61%
Approve: 35%
Ipsos / March 23, 2026
March 25, 2026 at 1:01 AM
‘No war is at first unpopular’
Ramsay MacDonald, August 1914.
What say you now, Ramsay!!??
Ramsay MacDonald, August 1914.
What say you now, Ramsay!!??
MS Word insists I am mixing up "launch" and "lunch".
I don't think we should prepare missiles for lunch, bro.
I don't think we should prepare missiles for lunch, bro.
Chef Gordon Ramsay: That Is Delicious!
ALT: Chef Gordon Ramsay: That Is Delicious!
static.klipy.com
May 20, 2026 at 1:35 PM
MS Word insists I am mixing up "launch" and "lunch".
I don't think we should prepare missiles for lunch, bro.
I don't think we should prepare missiles for lunch, bro.
Owner: Chef Ramsay is our only hope.
Ramsay: Your food sucks.
Owner: I'm about to beat your fucking ass.
Ramsay: Your food sucks.
Owner: I'm about to beat your fucking ass.
Gordon Ramsay: You put no effort into your food, it's disgusting
me, knocking back a handful of Cheez-its: That's right, Gordon, you tell em
me, knocking back a handful of Cheez-its: That's right, Gordon, you tell em
February 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Owner: Chef Ramsay is our only hope.
Ramsay: Your food sucks.
Owner: I'm about to beat your fucking ass.
Ramsay: Your food sucks.
Owner: I'm about to beat your fucking ass.
