May 27, 2026 at 1:38 PM
July 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I don't think there can be any consciousness without time. #randomshowerthoughts
February 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I don't think there can be any consciousness without time. #randomshowerthoughts
July 10, 2026 at 5:57 AM
#RandomShowerThoughts
There are probably SOME tenets of conservative philosophy that I agree with...🤔
But I can't, for the life of me, think of a single one.
😅🚿🧼🫧
There are probably SOME tenets of conservative philosophy that I agree with...🤔
But I can't, for the life of me, think of a single one.
😅🚿🧼🫧
July 4, 2026 at 10:15 AM
#RandomShowerThoughts
There are probably SOME tenets of conservative philosophy that I agree with...🤔
But I can't, for the life of me, think of a single one.
😅🚿🧼🫧
There are probably SOME tenets of conservative philosophy that I agree with...🤔
But I can't, for the life of me, think of a single one.
😅🚿🧼🫧
#RandomShowerThoughts
I aspire to be as good of a person as my dog thinks I am already.
Furthermore, I aspire to have as much faith in humanity as she does.
May every dish have kibble and every belly have rubs! 🐶🐾🐾💕
#Dogs #Love #Aspirations
I aspire to be as good of a person as my dog thinks I am already.
Furthermore, I aspire to have as much faith in humanity as she does.
May every dish have kibble and every belly have rubs! 🐶🐾🐾💕
#Dogs #Love #Aspirations
June 29, 2026 at 2:27 PM
#RandomShowerThoughts
I aspire to be as good of a person as my dog thinks I am already.
Furthermore, I aspire to have as much faith in humanity as she does.
May every dish have kibble and every belly have rubs! 🐶🐾🐾💕
#Dogs #Love #Aspirations
I aspire to be as good of a person as my dog thinks I am already.
Furthermore, I aspire to have as much faith in humanity as she does.
May every dish have kibble and every belly have rubs! 🐶🐾🐾💕
#Dogs #Love #Aspirations
Uuuhhhhh….. This has been #RandomShowerThoughts with Krystaloona! Brought to you by tortoise scalp wax! ( fake brand lmao )
October 25, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Uuuhhhhh….. This has been #RandomShowerThoughts with Krystaloona! Brought to you by tortoise scalp wax! ( fake brand lmao )
#RandomShowerThoughts
Sexy time in the hot tub can be ruined by a fit of giggles when you both realize a fundamental truth of physics...
Boobs float.
Sexy time in the hot tub can be ruined by a fit of giggles when you both realize a fundamental truth of physics...
Boobs float.
August 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
#RandomShowerThoughts
Sexy time in the hot tub can be ruined by a fit of giggles when you both realize a fundamental truth of physics...
Boobs float.
Sexy time in the hot tub can be ruined by a fit of giggles when you both realize a fundamental truth of physics...
Boobs float.
#randomshowerthoughts
Being raised pentecostal/protestant has put me in a mind set of naked body only for spouse but . . . . having a mother who was frequently naked on her bedroom (until my brother was older) has me comfortable with being seen and not seen by friends, partners, etc. . . .
Being raised pentecostal/protestant has put me in a mind set of naked body only for spouse but . . . . having a mother who was frequently naked on her bedroom (until my brother was older) has me comfortable with being seen and not seen by friends, partners, etc. . . .
January 3, 2026 at 8:06 AM
#randomshowerthoughts
Being raised pentecostal/protestant has put me in a mind set of naked body only for spouse but . . . . having a mother who was frequently naked on her bedroom (until my brother was older) has me comfortable with being seen and not seen by friends, partners, etc. . . .
Being raised pentecostal/protestant has put me in a mind set of naked body only for spouse but . . . . having a mother who was frequently naked on her bedroom (until my brother was older) has me comfortable with being seen and not seen by friends, partners, etc. . . .
#RandomShowerThoughts
You know that feeling when you get mad at yourself for not using something you paid a lot for, thinking you would use it more, so you use it more out of a kind of spite?
Like home exercise equipment.
We need a word for that. 🤔
You know that feeling when you get mad at yourself for not using something you paid a lot for, thinking you would use it more, so you use it more out of a kind of spite?
Like home exercise equipment.
We need a word for that. 🤔
June 27, 2026 at 12:51 PM
#RandomShowerThoughts
You know that feeling when you get mad at yourself for not using something you paid a lot for, thinking you would use it more, so you use it more out of a kind of spite?
Like home exercise equipment.
We need a word for that. 🤔
You know that feeling when you get mad at yourself for not using something you paid a lot for, thinking you would use it more, so you use it more out of a kind of spite?
Like home exercise equipment.
We need a word for that. 🤔
August 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We hebben eigenlijk geen huizentekort.
We hebben een samenwoningstekort.
Iedereen gaat maar scheiden en wil latten...
Maar de schuld ligt bij asielzoekers...
#randomshowerthoughts
Disclaimer: dit wolkje bevat geen feiten of meningen.
We hebben een samenwoningstekort.
Iedereen gaat maar scheiden en wil latten...
Maar de schuld ligt bij asielzoekers...
#randomshowerthoughts
Disclaimer: dit wolkje bevat geen feiten of meningen.
September 21, 2023 at 6:07 AM
We hebben eigenlijk geen huizentekort.
We hebben een samenwoningstekort.
Iedereen gaat maar scheiden en wil latten...
Maar de schuld ligt bij asielzoekers...
#randomshowerthoughts
Disclaimer: dit wolkje bevat geen feiten of meningen.
We hebben een samenwoningstekort.
Iedereen gaat maar scheiden en wil latten...
Maar de schuld ligt bij asielzoekers...
#randomshowerthoughts
Disclaimer: dit wolkje bevat geen feiten of meningen.
If someone consumed an entire book, how much fiber would that be, nutritionally speaking??
Related meme below
#curiousquestion
#randomshowerthoughts
#bored
Related meme below
#curiousquestion
#randomshowerthoughts
#bored
December 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If someone consumed an entire book, how much fiber would that be, nutritionally speaking??
Related meme below
#curiousquestion
#randomshowerthoughts
#bored
Related meme below
#curiousquestion
#randomshowerthoughts
#bored
#RandomShowerThoughts
A rhyme the 1930-40s that needs a dustoff for these challenging times:
"Use it up, wear it out,
Make it last or do without."
I put that sage bit of advice right next to the more modern:
"Reduce, recycle, reuse."
✌️♻️👕👖👟🥫🚰🧻
A rhyme the 1930-40s that needs a dustoff for these challenging times:
"Use it up, wear it out,
Make it last or do without."
I put that sage bit of advice right next to the more modern:
"Reduce, recycle, reuse."
✌️♻️👕👖👟🥫🚰🧻
June 30, 2026 at 11:09 AM
#RandomShowerThoughts
A rhyme the 1930-40s that needs a dustoff for these challenging times:
"Use it up, wear it out,
Make it last or do without."
I put that sage bit of advice right next to the more modern:
"Reduce, recycle, reuse."
✌️♻️👕👖👟🥫🚰🧻
A rhyme the 1930-40s that needs a dustoff for these challenging times:
"Use it up, wear it out,
Make it last or do without."
I put that sage bit of advice right next to the more modern:
"Reduce, recycle, reuse."
✌️♻️👕👖👟🥫🚰🧻
As we have a small of the back, do we also have a large of the back? #randomShowerThoughts
April 22, 2024 at 8:00 AM
As we have a small of the back, do we also have a large of the back? #randomShowerThoughts
#RandomShowerThoughts
I think, in the USA, instead of Democratic and Republican political parties, we should have:
"Pineapple on Pizza is Lovely, Thank You!"
and
"GTFOH with that Pineapple Shit Before I Cut You!"
political parties.
#Humor #FoodSky #PartyReform #HawaiianPizza #MadeInCanada
I think, in the USA, instead of Democratic and Republican political parties, we should have:
"Pineapple on Pizza is Lovely, Thank You!"
and
"GTFOH with that Pineapple Shit Before I Cut You!"
political parties.
#Humor #FoodSky #PartyReform #HawaiianPizza #MadeInCanada
June 17, 2026 at 7:13 PM
#RandomShowerThoughts
I think, in the USA, instead of Democratic and Republican political parties, we should have:
"Pineapple on Pizza is Lovely, Thank You!"
and
"GTFOH with that Pineapple Shit Before I Cut You!"
political parties.
#Humor #FoodSky #PartyReform #HawaiianPizza #MadeInCanada
I think, in the USA, instead of Democratic and Republican political parties, we should have:
"Pineapple on Pizza is Lovely, Thank You!"
and
"GTFOH with that Pineapple Shit Before I Cut You!"
political parties.
#Humor #FoodSky #PartyReform #HawaiianPizza #MadeInCanada
#Randomshowerthoughts With the "male loneliness epidemic" destroying fragile man feelings, can they really accuse women of being bitches? Clearly we're not the ones in heat and being moody. These men are. They're the bitches.
I'd tell them get fucked, but no one wants them. That's a them problem.
I'd tell them get fucked, but no one wants them. That's a them problem.
January 22, 2026 at 5:47 PM
#Randomshowerthoughts With the "male loneliness epidemic" destroying fragile man feelings, can they really accuse women of being bitches? Clearly we're not the ones in heat and being moody. These men are. They're the bitches.
I'd tell them get fucked, but no one wants them. That's a them problem.
I'd tell them get fucked, but no one wants them. That's a them problem.
#RandomShowerThoughts
Food should never be going in and coming out at the same time.
I don't care how old you are.
Poop OR eat. Pick one.
🥪🍌📱📰🧻🚽💦🤢
Food should never be going in and coming out at the same time.
I don't care how old you are.
Poop OR eat. Pick one.
🥪🍌📱📰🧻🚽💦🤢
July 11, 2026 at 5:28 AM
#RandomShowerThoughts
Food should never be going in and coming out at the same time.
I don't care how old you are.
Poop OR eat. Pick one.
🥪🍌📱📰🧻🚽💦🤢
Food should never be going in and coming out at the same time.
I don't care how old you are.
Poop OR eat. Pick one.
🥪🍌📱📰🧻🚽💦🤢
June 28, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Does the etymology of figures of speech like, “know by heart”, have any relation to an Aristotelian theory of the heart? #RandomShowerThoughts
November 8, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Does the etymology of figures of speech like, “know by heart”, have any relation to an Aristotelian theory of the heart? #RandomShowerThoughts
If Twitter had re-tweets, does X have re-Xs? #randomShowerThoughts
October 19, 2024 at 8:50 AM
If Twitter had re-tweets, does X have re-Xs? #randomShowerThoughts