We're in the Ranking Pedophiles phase of rationalization.
Alan Dershowitz on Epstein & Ghislaine: "There was no sex trafficking ring...They said he’s a pedophile because he had sex with a 16-year-old and a 17-year-old. That would mean he was a pedophile in Florida, but not in England."
He then says Epstein's a "3 or 4" on a scale of 10 for sex offenders.
He then says Epstein's a "3 or 4" on a scale of 10 for sex offenders.
May 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
We're in the Ranking Pedophiles phase of rationalization.
BREAKING: Ranking Member Raskin demands Attorney General Bondi halt illegal intimidation campaign targeting the DOJ’s Public Integrity Office.
February 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
BREAKING: Ranking Member Raskin demands Attorney General Bondi halt illegal intimidation campaign targeting the DOJ’s Public Integrity Office.
Kamala Harris swears in Robert Garcia as Ranking Member of Oversight
August 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Kamala Harris swears in Robert Garcia as Ranking Member of Oversight
ranking all my mutuals by mouthfeel
September 24, 2026 at 3:09 AM
ranking all my mutuals by mouthfeel
I’m officially running to be the Ranking Member of the House Oversight Committee.
These are not normal times—and this cannot be a business-as-usual moment.
Read my full letter to my colleagues here:
crockett.house.gov/media/press-...
These are not normal times—and this cannot be a business-as-usual moment.
Read my full letter to my colleagues here:
crockett.house.gov/media/press-...
Rep. Jasmine Crockett Officially Announces Candidacy for Ranking Member of House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
WASHINGTON – Today, Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett officially announced that she is running to serve as Ranking Member of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.
crockett.house.gov
June 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m officially running to be the Ranking Member of the House Oversight Committee.
These are not normal times—and this cannot be a business-as-usual moment.
Read my full letter to my colleagues here:
crockett.house.gov/media/press-...
These are not normal times—and this cannot be a business-as-usual moment.
Read my full letter to my colleagues here:
crockett.house.gov/media/press-...
Taylor Swift Spends Evening Editing Spreadsheet Ranking All Her Friendships
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March 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Taylor Swift Spends Evening Editing Spreadsheet Ranking All Her Friendships
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I'm not ranking Cuomo in spirit!
Thank you to all people residing outside of New York City for your solidarity in not ranking Cuomo today
June 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm not ranking Cuomo in spirit!
NEW: Jerry Nadler to step down from the race to be ranking member of the House Judiciary Committee, endorses Jamie Raskin
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
NEW: Jerry Nadler to step down from the race to be ranking member of the House Judiciary Committee, endorses Jamie Raskin
Go. To. The. Treasury. And. Demand. Entry.
You are the ranking member on the Senate Finance Committee.
You are the ranking member on the Senate Finance Committee.
NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.
NEWS: Wyden Demands Answers Following Report of Musk Personnel Seeking Access to Highly Sensitive U.S. Treasury Payments System
February 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Go. To. The. Treasury. And. Demand. Entry.
You are the ranking member on the Senate Finance Committee.
You are the ranking member on the Senate Finance Committee.
Thank you Ranking Member Rep. Garcia for your kind words on our coverage of the Epstein files!
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Thank you Ranking Member Rep. Garcia for your kind words on our coverage of the Epstein files!
This week, alongside Ranking Member Connolly and DOGE Ranking Member Stansbury, I led an inquiry demanding answers from GSA about this shady “fire sale” of federal property.
April 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This week, alongside Ranking Member Connolly and DOGE Ranking Member Stansbury, I led an inquiry demanding answers from GSA about this shady “fire sale” of federal property.
Ranking member on oversight
July 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ranking member on oversight
Does Chuck Schumer know he is the highest ranking democrat in the senate?
February 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Does Chuck Schumer know he is the highest ranking democrat in the senate?
btw i'm gonna KEEP ON NOT RANKING CUOMO i don't give a damn I WILL NEVER STOP NOT RANKING CUOMO
June 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
btw i'm gonna KEEP ON NOT RANKING CUOMO i don't give a damn I WILL NEVER STOP NOT RANKING CUOMO
If @aoc.bsky.social were the ranking member of oversight its actions would be getting a lot more attention.
April 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If @aoc.bsky.social were the ranking member of oversight its actions would be getting a lot more attention.
Wow: Gerry Connolly resigns as ranking member of the Oversight Committee
April 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Wow: Gerry Connolly resigns as ranking member of the Oversight Committee
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE!
We have learned that AOC has secured enough votes to become the Democratic ranking member on Oversight Committee!!
Who else supports her 100%!
We have learned that AOC has secured enough votes to become the Democratic ranking member on Oversight Committee!!
Who else supports her 100%!
December 12, 2024 at 12:49 AM
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE!
We have learned that AOC has secured enough votes to become the Democratic ranking member on Oversight Committee!!
Who else supports her 100%!
We have learned that AOC has secured enough votes to become the Democratic ranking member on Oversight Committee!!
Who else supports her 100%!
He's the highest ranking Democrat in the country! The arrest happened in his state!
Chuck Schumer has not commented on the arrest of Mahmoud Khalil
March 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
He's the highest ranking Democrat in the country! The arrest happened in his state!
the president has begun ranking generals out loud by fuckability
September 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the president has begun ranking generals out loud by fuckability
Since we're ranking Spielberg films, here's my incomplete ranking, using the Key & Peele format
June 12, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Since we're ranking Spielberg films, here's my incomplete ranking, using the Key & Peele format
Unprecedented situation of Ukrainians protesting not to remove a high ranking official, but to keep a high ranking official
July 18, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Unprecedented situation of Ukrainians protesting not to remove a high ranking official, but to keep a high ranking official
We need a top 100 Trump scandals ranking
This is a great strategy. The NYT publishes the top whatever of whenever and everyone spends a week arguing about it and it drives 50 billion page views and then they publish something like, "Pete Hegseth keeps hydrogen bomb in his garage" to crickets.
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
September 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
We need a top 100 Trump scandals ranking
BREAKING: With Raskin set to sit atop the House Judiciary Committee, AOC is in the running to be ranking member of the House Oversight Committee.
December 6, 2024 at 5:51 PM
BREAKING: With Raskin set to sit atop the House Judiciary Committee, AOC is in the running to be ranking member of the House Oversight Committee.