#raptees
I’ve been thinking about this a lot today and my conclusion is that angels will be tasked with chivvying out all the raptees who are stuck in buildings bouncing off of ceilings, using brooms and tea towels etc. Like when a big moth gets in the house.
what happens in the rapture if you're indoors do you just ascend to the ceiling and then claw your way to a window
September 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Just based on some back of the envelope math I think for every 250 to 300 raptees you get one shitter. They will be a permanently marginalized class bc if there’s anything I know about God’s Chosen it’s that they need people to hate on
September 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Un coq sans poulettes ça nous était arrivé, suite à plusieurs raids nocturnes de renards qui avaient défoncé le poulailler et fait un massacre. Les restantes avaient été raptées par des buses. Un coq seul devient fou. Il cocoricote à la mort jusqu'à pas d'heure et tournicote sur lui-même.
March 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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The Rapture is coming! Trump appointees at the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the CDC caution likely raptees who do not have sunroofs on their vehicles to not not take Tylenol if they sustain a concussion.
September 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The White House has issued a statement on tomorrow's rapture. "Raptees with a Trump Platinum Immigration card will rise before those only with a gold card, but tin card holders will only receive a participation ribbon and complimentary red hat."
September 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM