#reads
Fox News hosts seem stunned as Bret Baier reads Robert Garcia's "lawyer up" statement on air
November 4, 2026 at 3:42 AM
[reads this, breathes deeply, walks away from my keyboard]
The most amoral people are going to do the most ridiculous things this week.

Let them!

They’ll say the dumbest shit imaginable — out loud and in writing!

Let them show their whole ass — so everyone will know they were never serious people and should not be treated that way!
November 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
She reads theory
November 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Pretty soon this is what every single game review thumbnail reads as to me
November 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Toronto is the greatest city in the world
November 6, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 02,1948
November 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
waaagh, thanks
November 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I usually think of McArdle as merely stupid, but this reads more venal.
November 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
⸙࿔*:༄˖°
November 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
November 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
November 5, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Jake Tapper laughs as Kaitlan Collins reads the White House statement absurdly absolving Trump of blame for tonight's blue wave
November 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
winning the midterms feels like defeating a mini-boss and watching it explode into gold coins
November 6, 2026 at 4:40 PM
November 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
November 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Straight into my veins
November 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Hold Me
November 6, 2026 at 1:18 PM
November 5, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I like how this reads that you transitioned not only into a man
but into a Chinese man
November 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
November 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
November 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Cybertruck finally reads the room.
November 6, 2026 at 10:39 AM
November 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
We ran the numbers.

Distance: 26 mi
Pace: Nonstop
Time: Around the clock

Our city workers always go the extra mile.
November 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
reject gen-AI posters, embrace
November 5, 2026 at 9:44 AM