#realitybender
Ouhhhghgh wait now I'm thinking of corruptive realitybender sub that turns everyone around her into a horribly abusive monster
September 26, 2026 at 10:26 PM
October 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
JAYCE GETTING DUMPED FROM A SITUATIONSHIP AND BECOMING A REALITYBENDER TO WARP THE UNIVERSE ITSELF SO HE CAN GET KISSES!!!!!!!! QUEER PEOPLE ARE REALLLLL AND THEYRE INSANE
November 11, 2024 at 11:18 PM
@wilwheaton.net #Soothsayer #RealityBender #FighttheMachineGuy #LIBERATION #TheMatrix

Morpheus,

Please tell us when #Trump will shuffle off the mortal coil:
March 8, 2026 at 9:27 PM
asking santa for a realitybender bf who rolls a die to determine my gender every morning
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hmm, is this why there is so much fae/faerie romantasy erotica at the moment? It presents desire for proximity to (and protection of) those warping reality in a more attractive package (hot fae nobles) than real life realitybender/persuader counterparts, tech bro/AI pushers, who are pretty repulsive
May 21, 2026 at 8:40 PM
never bigger than its butt ofc, but that thing can go like B I G big so its still almost limitless in potential

but what else would you expect out of a realitybender :P
July 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
May 31, 2024 at 11:26 PM