‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office posts a video of Emperor Palpatine reciting Donald Trump’s Truth Social post about L.A.
via @swholocron.bsky.social
via @swholocron.bsky.social
June 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office posts a video of Emperor Palpatine reciting Donald Trump’s Truth Social post about L.A.
via @swholocron.bsky.social
via @swholocron.bsky.social
CHRISTOPH WALTZ reciting the lyrics of the Sesame Street theme tune is pure gold.
September 3, 2026 at 7:59 AM
CHRISTOPH WALTZ reciting the lyrics of the Sesame Street theme tune is pure gold.
August 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Start loudly reciting the oath of office as a group over and over and over and over until you get arrested
If you were in Congress, what would you do for the State of the Union? What do you think Dems should do?
March 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Start loudly reciting the oath of office as a group over and over and over and over until you get arrested
Hardened titans of industry reciting land acknowledgements like its the Shahada
April 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hardened titans of industry reciting land acknowledgements like its the Shahada
The resemblance is spot on.
Newsom Just Trolled Trump Hard With Video Of Emperor Palpatine's Voice Reciting Truth Social Post
The resemblance is uncanny.
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June 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The resemblance is spot on.
brilliant -- Morning Joe put together clips of Pete Hegseth reciting a fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction, along with the Samuel L. Jackson scene from the movie
April 17, 2026 at 12:13 PM
brilliant -- Morning Joe put together clips of Pete Hegseth reciting a fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction, along with the Samuel L. Jackson scene from the movie
next he'll be reciting niemoller's poem as an example of violent rhetoric.
Rep. Brandon Gill: "We particularly need the left to tone down the rhetoric ... somebody is gonna listen and believe they are the next Dietrich Bonhoeffer and act on that and that's what we're seeing here."
June 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
next he'll be reciting niemoller's poem as an example of violent rhetoric.
Guilty much?
Patel Ripped After Reciting ABCs To Avoid Answering Question About Trump And Epstein During Hearing
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September 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Guilty much?
Reciting daily affirmations really helps me get me through my day 🥺😵💫💦
January 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Reciting daily affirmations really helps me get me through my day 🥺😵💫💦
Cory Booker has nearly finished reciting a Metal Gear cut scene
April 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Cory Booker has nearly finished reciting a Metal Gear cut scene
babe wake up jpow is reciting the shahada
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell. Wow.
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
babe wake up jpow is reciting the shahada
wow Rogan is *deep* into anti-trans conspiracy nonsense, reciting all their talking points note for note
Steve-O was on Joe Rogan's show trying to defend trans people and Rogan went off, he called trans people "fucking perverts" and "mass shooters" who have done the majority of school shootings.
Completely unhinged bigotry paid for by your Spotify subscriptions.
Completely unhinged bigotry paid for by your Spotify subscriptions.
March 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
wow Rogan is *deep* into anti-trans conspiracy nonsense, reciting all their talking points note for note
The resemblance is truly uncanny.
Newsom Just Trolled Trump Hard With Video Of Emperor Palpatine's Voice Reciting Truth Social Post
The resemblance is uncanny.
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June 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The resemblance is truly uncanny.
After blowing out the candle, I spent my birthday wish this year reciting my Arya Starkesque four-name list. It felt dark, but necessary.
February 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
After blowing out the candle, I spent my birthday wish this year reciting my Arya Starkesque four-name list. It felt dark, but necessary.
Reciting The Speech alongside President B-Pull is highly encouraged
August 13th at @thefridacinema.org
Lindsay Ellis is presenting INDEPENDANCE DAY as her pick for a Nu-Classic!!! 🛸
Come for the invasion, stay for the Q&A 💾
Grab your tickets, they're gonna go fast 👽
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Lindsay Ellis is presenting INDEPENDANCE DAY as her pick for a Nu-Classic!!! 🛸
Come for the invasion, stay for the Q&A 💾
Grab your tickets, they're gonna go fast 👽
🎟️ thefridacinema.org/movies/indep...
July 22, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Reciting The Speech alongside President B-Pull is highly encouraged
Reciting facts right off the top of his head.
Rep. Mike Rogers: "The group that manages our nuclear stockpile -- the carryover funding they've been using is about to run out. They will have to layoff 80% of their employees. These are not employees that you want to go home."
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Reciting facts right off the top of his head.
ICE says I cause assaults on ICE by reciting facts about ICE’s recent shooting but refuses to link to the thread. Only posting a picture. ICE lies and ICE hides. You can read the facts for yourselves
October 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ICE says I cause assaults on ICE by reciting facts about ICE’s recent shooting but refuses to link to the thread. Only posting a picture. ICE lies and ICE hides. You can read the facts for yourselves
They cooked him so hard he’s reciting b-movie villain monologues to himself
March 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
They cooked him so hard he’s reciting b-movie villain monologues to himself
How did reciting pro-Russian ideas work out?
September 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
How did reciting pro-Russian ideas work out?
JEFF GOLDBLUM reciting an extract from George Bernard Shaw’s play “Man And Superman” on a mainstream chat show, y’know, as you do.
March 26, 2026 at 5:15 AM
JEFF GOLDBLUM reciting an extract from George Bernard Shaw’s play “Man And Superman” on a mainstream chat show, y’know, as you do.
BREAKING: Donald Trump has written a poem titled "My Darkness" and he will be reciting it from the Rose Garden at 1 PM Eastern Time.
February 20, 2026 at 4:02 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump has written a poem titled "My Darkness" and he will be reciting it from the Rose Garden at 1 PM Eastern Time.
January 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM