#recorded
Hey friends, you just lived through the hottest October ever recorded on this planet.
October 2026 was the warmest October on record in Copernicus' ERA5 dataset, coming in at 1.75C above preindustrial levels.
November 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
"Since the beginning of Donald Trump’s second administration, at least 57 deaths have been recorded in ICE custody..."

www.newsfromthestates.com/article/outs...
November 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
30,000 years ago! 6x the span of recorded human history!
November 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
"It's too late, Ross, I've already recorded the interview where you are depicted as the mumbling soyjack and me as the confident chad"
Bari Weiss's resident hack Ross Douthat made a complete fool of himself on 60 Minutes, trying to claim the Saudi lobby has the same grip on Washington as AIPAC. Abdul El-Sayed immediately crushed him: 'AIPAC spent $33 million against me alone! Name another lobby doing that.' It has to make sense!🗳️🌊
November 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
If all is confirmed, I believe this will simply be the biggest heist in recorded history.
October 30, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Hottest October ever recorded on this planet so far.
November 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
750,000. The largest recorded public event in Wisconsin.
There are about 560,000 people in the City of Milwaukee. You will see more than that at the parade.
October 31, 2026 at 12:40 AM
🔥 October Advent Calendar. 60 recorded strikes on Russian territory, - Oko Gora
November 1, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Earth is being cooked
Octoberhottest ever recorded

1.76 degrees Celsius higher than preindustrial averages

Following hottest September, hottest first 8 months and hottest 12-month period ever recorded and hottest global ocean temperatures ever recorded

www.scientificamerican.com/article/this...
This October is on track to be the hottest ever recorded
Global projections suggest this October will be 1.76 degrees Celsius higher than preindustrial averages
www.scientificamerican.com
November 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
He just recorded a song with Kid Rock. Fuck him.
November 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This is the first recorded execution by the fashion police
October 31, 2026 at 6:14 PM
🛡️Ukraine's air defence downs 309 Russian aerial threats, including three ballistic missiles: strikes recorded at 23 locations
Ukraine's air defence downs 309 Russian aerial threats, including three ballistic missiles: strikes recorded at 23 locations
Russia launched a large-scale combined attack involving ballistic and cruise missiles and 289 drones overnight. Strikes were recorded at 23 locations.
www.pravda.com.ua
November 3, 2026 at 8:38 AM
All recorded, here’s part of the transcript of the intro 🧐
November 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
This is like if Paxton recorded his own ad about how selling influence is good, actually.
To close his campaign, Roger Marshall is running a 60-second ad about a central theme of this campaign — how he treated patients.

“We had to keep the lights on, so we occasionally handed accounts over to collection agencies”, he explains.
November 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
My university wants it recorded when we use #AI in #teaching. I used this yesterday in my Introduction to #Mycology lecture. Somehow I don't expect they want this recorded 😇
October 31, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Your screams have been acknowledged and recorded. Thank you for your participation.
November 3, 2026 at 4:07 AM
ICYMI, we recorded this morning’s “fall back”. Let’s ditch DST and stay on Standard Time permanently now!
November 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Footage shows the moments Ukrainian strikes hit Russian military facilities in occupied Luhansk during the night of November 2. Multiple impacts were recorded across the city. #Ukraine
November 3, 2026 at 8:22 AM
For #MosaicMonday an enigmatic dog, er, anteater /armadillo / thingamy wotsit ? 🤷‍♀️

Recorded in 1901 by Samuel Loxton on a 4th century floor found, recorded and partially lifted from a townhouse in Insula XI at Caerwent #SirFynwy / #Monmouthshire

Whoever this fella is, we love him 😍
November 2, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Found the video i recorded of the blowjob! don't let him know..

King Boo model by @xeytech.bsky.social
November 3, 2026 at 7:11 AM
‼️A Ty-95/160 was recorded taking off from the Olenya airfield

The number is being specified.
November 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
which one of you shitheads recorded my orgy
November 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I recorded a 30 minute video of this drawing at the park and unfortunately the camera wasn't in focus on it the entire time XD ah well...
Happy Halloween
October 31, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Pagosa Springs, Colorado - Nov 2, 2026 - Flooding recorded
November 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The interview was already recorded btw.
October 30, 2026 at 2:43 AM