#redring
also years of working on @redring-nation.com has taught me that is very funny to draw naked people with their dicks and boobs hanging out
November 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
ITEMS:

ThornRing
RedRing (Formerly FakeRing)
RoyalPin
PurpleHammer
YellowGun
October 27, 2026 at 5:02 PM
* Ice magic's a lot stronger, I think.

* I mean--I got pretty far with 𝘮𝘺 ice magic.

* Ya remember the kinda bullshit I could do, right?

* Just imagine yourself being able to do the same.

* Like--

[ Elly casts IceShock II! ]

[ RedRing glows, and suddenly there's an IceKatana in her hands. ]
October 28, 2026 at 4:28 AM
October 24, 2026 at 2:33 AM
nothing.

it's still the ring. the thorn.

[ i flash my hands. ]

[ oh that's--huh. i didn't notice that. ]

[ thorn ring is actually a lot more red than i remember. ]

[ the other hand has the RedRing, of course--a ring with a snowflake atop it. coated red. ]
October 22, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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October 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
[ POUTING. ]

[ ... ]

[ Considering. ]

[ Elly casts Iceshock II! ]

[ RedRing glows a little. And before either of their eyes is an ice sculpture that almost perfectly mirrors the Dragon Knight. ]

[ Almost. Wings could use some work. ]

* Tadaaaaa~.
⠀
【 Grinning? Hard to tell. Probably grinning. 】

⟢ Feheheh- sorry, darkness shapeshifter exclusive, I think.

⟢ 'n trust me, even though it looks like it is, it's NOT worth it.
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* WHAT THE--

[ OH ANGEL, OH GOODNESS, THERE'S STARS IN HER EYES. ]

* THAT'S SO COOOOOOOOOL.

* I WANNA BE A DRAGON--TEACH ME HOW TO BE A DRAGON!!!!!!!
October 7, 2026 at 8:20 AM
[ "You're the only one who can do... ANYTHING to it." ]

[ "...the Soul is what's important, here. You have the light." ]

[ ... ]

[ Hands folded together. ]

[ Placed upon her chest. ]

[ A prayer. ]

[ The RedRing glows bright. ]

[ The SOUL makes its presence known. ]
October 4, 2026 at 6:49 AM
[ Eye twitch. ]

[ She stands. ]

* You've got five seconds, rat.

* I'm trying to be NICE here.

* But I really wouldn't mind wasting you right here and now.

[ Hand with the RedRing outstretched. ]

[ It pulsated ever so slightly. ]

[ Ice crackles in her hand. ]
September 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
* Shared by a single thread of fate.

* A single urge--our destiny. Our willingness to shine.

* You understand what I'm getting at, don't you? Fheheheheh.

[ A hand outstretched--the same hand with that RedRing. The ring glowed bright in the dark expanse--the only light seen for miles. ]
September 30, 2026 at 12:50 PM
[ She just-- ]

[ ... ]

[ Damn it. ]

[ /I/ just have to gamble on this. ]

[ Eugh--the headache's already coming on. ]

[ But... come on. ]

[ Repeat the same motions, the same feelings. ]

[ Hand outstretched, RedRing glowing bright. Becoming one with the SOUL. ]

[ Using it, using myself. ]
September 27, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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September 26, 2026 at 6:06 PM
[ I stood. ]

[ Hooves planted firmly against the darkness. ]

[ My hand outstretched as far as my arm would allow. ]

[ Of course, it's the hand with the RedRing. ]
September 19, 2026 at 12:01 AM
[ Eyes closed. ]

[ I know that RedRing glowed. ]

[ It felt like its influence stretched through me, encircling my veins and becoming truly one with my body. ]

[ Just this once. ]

[ It felt painful. Everything I did was painful in some way. ]

[ But this, accompanied with the headache... ]
September 19, 2026 at 12:01 AM
[ Her fucking RedRing actually flickers from this. Like really aggressively. ]

[ Blink. She puts a hand over it. ]

* Nothin'.
September 14, 2026 at 12:12 PM
[ With one hand still behind her back, she'll outstretch the other towards them. ]

[ The one with the RedRing on her ring finger--glowing as bright as ever. ]

* There's no reason to try and avoid it.

[ their eyes glisten. ]

* There's nothing better for us.

* It's why we work together so well.
September 14, 2026 at 1:05 PM
[ that redring of theirs glowed ever so slightly. ]

[ She sucked in air through her teeth. ]

[ Rolled her eyes. ]

* Fine.

* Won't tell a single soul.

[ ...they give them a squeeze before they let go. ]

* You're a real pain in the ass, y'know.

* What do you need that Thing for, anyway?
September 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
There are still a few that I'm just learning about in Louisiana, like the redring milkweed and honeyvine.
September 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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September 2, 2026 at 9:17 PM
August 24, 2026 at 12:33 AM
[ And. ]

[ Yet. ]

[ The sensations were stronger tonight. More visceral, more real. Their reach expanded just a little farther than it normally should. ]

[ The RedRing shined with every passing vision and voice. It was a lot. Almost too much for them. ]

[ It wasn't usually so... loud. ]
August 20, 2026 at 5:59 AM
♥ [ ITEM ]
[ STAT ]
[ POWER ]

[ RedRing - Equipped ]
[ A ring covered entirely in blood and ice. A memento of better times. A reminder of the carnal sin. ]

[ ... ]

[ The ring glowed. ]

[ Red stained it in it's entirety--it didn't even get bloodied, did it? ]
August 20, 2026 at 12:34 AM
This is in the room at work most likely to play host to diarrhoea...
August 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
That is SO awesome! If I had seeds for the redring milkweed I would send you some.
August 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM