Playing this baby on repeat
October 27, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Playing this baby on repeat
Swim, suck, repeat
October 25, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Swim, suck, repeat
I repeat: CLOSE CBS. Fire the incompetent Bari Weiss. Save 60 Min by giving it to CNN.
“60 Minutes” has hit a troubling new low point after CBS was taken over by MAGA-friendly bosses, new ratings figures have revealed.
MAGA-Curious CBS Boss Hit With Devastating ’60 Minutes’ Blow
The once-iconic program keeps bleeding viewers.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 28, 2026 at 10:45 AM
I repeat: CLOSE CBS. Fire the incompetent Bari Weiss. Save 60 Min by giving it to CNN.
(yelling into collar mic) this is a code red whoopsy-doodle. repeat, code red whoopsy-doodle (switching to walkie talkie) all agents on standby, all agents. the hayseed is out of the barn (tapping on telegraph) markwayne has mullinsed. all hands repeat for effect, the markwayne is fully mullinized
The leaked records include the locations of ICE and CBP facilities, workers' cellphone numbers, and the members of groups tied to wiretap programs, Palantir software, and xAI’s Grok chatbot.
Massive Leak Exposes 41,000 Homeland Security Workers—Including Undercover ICE Agents
The leaked records include the locations of ICE and CBP facilities, workers' cellphone numbers, and the members of groups tied to wiretap programs, Palantir software, and xAI’s Grok chatbot.
buff.ly
October 28, 2026 at 8:14 PM
(yelling into collar mic) this is a code red whoopsy-doodle. repeat, code red whoopsy-doodle (switching to walkie talkie) all agents on standby, all agents. the hayseed is out of the barn (tapping on telegraph) markwayne has mullinsed. all hands repeat for effect, the markwayne is fully mullinized
Trump loves you until he doesn’t.
Then he hates you until he needs you.
Then he loves you until he doesn’t.
<Repeat repeat repeat>
Then he hates you until he needs you.
Then he loves you until he doesn’t.
<Repeat repeat repeat>
October 26, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Trump loves you until he doesn’t.
Then he hates you until he needs you.
Then he loves you until he doesn’t.
<Repeat repeat repeat>
Then he hates you until he needs you.
Then he loves you until he doesn’t.
<Repeat repeat repeat>
Repeat after me: Russia has no legitimate security concerns; only its neighbours do. Russia has been the only one invading others.
October 26, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Repeat after me: Russia has no legitimate security concerns; only its neighbours do. Russia has been the only one invading others.
Listening to the McAfee album on repeat
October 26, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Listening to the McAfee album on repeat
Make food
Eat food
Wash dishes
Repeat until the end of time
Eat food
Wash dishes
Repeat until the end of time
October 27, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Make food
Eat food
Wash dishes
Repeat until the end of time
Eat food
Wash dishes
Repeat until the end of time
Basic PR pro-tip: Never repeat the accusations against you word for word in your own voice.
Vivek Ramaswamy's wife: Apparently, Vivek does not support women. Apparently, he is pro-child abuse. Apparently, he doesn't respect doctors.
October 26, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Basic PR pro-tip: Never repeat the accusations against you word for word in your own voice.
repeat repeat repeat
This is getting played out already. Can't the writers come up with other stuff for the kids? #GH
October 27, 2026 at 7:10 PM
repeat repeat repeat
And by organising I don’t mean performative speeches and TikTok videos, tho those things can have their place. I mean spreadsheets. Forms. Door knocking. Difficult conversations. Repeat repeat repeat.
Seeing the world rejecting fascism country by country is giving me hope. Nothing is inevitable. Doom is a luxury. People in Serbia, Brazil got out and did the unglamorous work of organising.
October 26, 2026 at 7:38 AM
And by organising I don’t mean performative speeches and TikTok videos, tho those things can have their place. I mean spreadsheets. Forms. Door knocking. Difficult conversations. Repeat repeat repeat.
Repeat after me: Hand sanitizer will not stop you from catching an airborne virus.
October 25, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Repeat after me: Hand sanitizer will not stop you from catching an airborne virus.
Repeat after me: Russia has no legitimate security concerns; only its neighbours do. Russia has been the only one invading others.
Repeat after me: Russia has no legitimate security concerns; only its neighbours do. Russia has been the only one invading others.
October 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Repeat after me: Russia has no legitimate security concerns; only its neighbours do. Russia has been the only one invading others.
Repeat after me: Chatbots are not search engines.
ChatGPT keeps telling people all over the world that 404 Media can help with their tech support problems, and our inboxes are full of clearly AI-generated complaints about getting locked out of Instagram accounts. Make it stop www.404media.co/chatgpt-keep...
ChatGPT Keeps Telling People 404 Media Can Solve Their Tech Support Problems
Because big tech doesn't do customer service, we are being inundated with AI-generated emails begging us for help.
www.404media.co
October 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Repeat after me: Chatbots are not search engines.
Repeat after me: this technology should not be used by anyone, for any purpose, in any circumstances.
October 28, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Repeat after me: this technology should not be used by anyone, for any purpose, in any circumstances.
Infelizmente meu cérebro tá "imagine o congresso com a mobilização no 1o turno" no repeat
Inferno
Inferno
October 26, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Infelizmente meu cérebro tá "imagine o congresso com a mobilização no 1o turno" no repeat
Inferno
Inferno
i repeat myself
(and there's no JD constituency for '28)
(and there's no JD constituency for '28)
October 26, 2026 at 5:45 PM
i repeat myself
(and there's no JD constituency for '28)
(and there's no JD constituency for '28)
Freaking great video about Fast and Furious... and nothing else. I REPEAT...
October 24, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Freaking great video about Fast and Furious... and nothing else. I REPEAT...
So both racist and ignorant. I repeat myself. 😒
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
October 27, 2026 at 4:21 AM
So both racist and ignorant. I repeat myself. 😒
Perimeter breached, I repeat, perimeter breached. Site Security Supervisor has commenced physical patrols, back-up required STAT.
October 26, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Perimeter breached, I repeat, perimeter breached. Site Security Supervisor has commenced physical patrols, back-up required STAT.
Timeline Cleanse (Repeat Edition)
October 27, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Timeline Cleanse (Repeat Edition)
THE POPPIES ARE OUT
I REPEAT, POPPY WATCH HAS BEGUN
I REPEAT, POPPY WATCH HAS BEGUN
October 24, 2026 at 12:54 PM
THE POPPIES ARE OUT
I REPEAT, POPPY WATCH HAS BEGUN
I REPEAT, POPPY WATCH HAS BEGUN
Sorry, Arataka, but I already told you- no breaks. Please don't make me repeat myself.
October 27, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Sorry, Arataka, but I already told you- no breaks. Please don't make me repeat myself.
in case you’re wondering who’s paying for the anti-prop 40 ads on endless repeat…
Sergei Brin and Eric Schmidt qnd friends need to be taxed out of existence
capitalandmain.com/who-are-the-...
Sergei Brin and Eric Schmidt qnd friends need to be taxed out of existence
capitalandmain.com/who-are-the-...
October 28, 2026 at 4:34 AM
in case you’re wondering who’s paying for the anti-prop 40 ads on endless repeat…
Sergei Brin and Eric Schmidt qnd friends need to be taxed out of existence
capitalandmain.com/who-are-the-...
Sergei Brin and Eric Schmidt qnd friends need to be taxed out of existence
capitalandmain.com/who-are-the-...