#replicators
Go beg at the replicators silly birb
November 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE SWEARING IN ITALIAN AND LAUNCHING PIZZA PIES ACROSS THE PROMENADE
November 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
How is there famine on Bajor a year into their alliance with the Federation?! Get some fucking replicators down there you post scarcity bastards.
November 11, 2026 at 9:26 AM
I can explain this! Deposits are dematerialized and turned into base matter for use by the replicators later.
300 episodes about transporter and holodeck malfunctions, and not one focusing on what happens when the ship's toilet backs up
November 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Slightly worrying replicators can copy alien machines no one understands.
November 12, 2026 at 9:30 AM
As close to ”replicators” from Star Trek, as we can get today. But very cool 😎
November 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I re-routed the lower pylons' emergency power to the replicators to allow for the triple strength raktajino we all need today...
November 9, 2026 at 4:50 PM
would they move the poop to the organic material storage for the food replicators
November 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Sorry, Chief, We've got the Third Years running a full diagnostic on the replicators.
You'll have to head to the cafe on Level 9. Better hurry, I hear that they're almost out of Andorian scones!
November 9, 2026 at 4:32 PM
lmao i constantly create new terms for replicators, the beam thingies, and warp drive cuz i forget
November 9, 2026 at 7:00 AM
November 7, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The only way stuff like that makes sense is if they don't have the power sources to run replicators.

Post-scarcity doesn't mean "infinite resources", otherwise they'd have cranked out a billion Defiant-class ships the moment the war started.
November 11, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Just think how broken the food industry world would be if we had replicators?
November 8, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Agreed! Also the Replicators!
S3 was one of their best! Not for Beckett tho . . . 😬👍🏾
November 9, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I am waiting for Star Trek's replicators. I want the food one & the one that handles wardrobe. The waterless shower would be handy too.
November 11, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Guy who loads the bag of protein-slop in the back of replicators.
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November 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Surely to reach abundance we will need antimatter dilithium reactors and replicators for a start...and then organise our society without money?
November 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Give me food replicators or give me death!
November 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM
THE REPLICATORS ARE PRINTING PAGES OF MY PRIVATE PERSONAL LOGS NO ONE READ ANYTHING
November 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Noah Smith? The guy who is a fan of Lois McMaster Bujold because he loved the cool ideas she had for the commercial opportunities uterine replicators will bring? That guy doesn't understand things he writes about at length?
November 12, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I love Fridays. Can you get the replicators to launch a pitcher of beer my way?
November 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Star Trek, Deep Space 9, S5 E14

Garak would also like to know.
November 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
::checks Promenade Free Food Schedule::

Today is supposed to be “Free Flung Fries Friday.”

Pizza is supposed to be freely flung on Saturdays.

WHY DO YOU INSIST ON MESSING WITH THE REPLICATORS?!?!?
November 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Wait all of sudden the replicators on Voyager are working again?
November 9, 2026 at 6:56 AM
When my family watch TNG 20 years ago, we all saw the food replicators and said, "that's so awesome that no one needs to work in a restaurant anymore. All the benefit, and none of the work, what a utopia". Did you hate the food replicators?
November 10, 2026 at 8:33 PM