Last night I dreamt Elon lost so much money that the bank repossessed his hair.
March 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Last night I dreamt Elon lost so much money that the bank repossessed his hair.
My man looks like Draft Kings repossessed his Cybertruck
September 16, 2026 at 9:31 PM
My man looks like Draft Kings repossessed his Cybertruck
And his truck was repossessed.
October 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
And his truck was repossessed.
my gay husband just got repossessed
December 5, 2024 at 9:27 PM
my gay husband just got repossessed
An estimated 1.73 million vehicles were repossessed last year, the most since 2009.
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
An estimated 1.73 million vehicles were repossessed last year, the most since 2009.
Monument to They Repossessed My Family’s Munitions Factory
December 12, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Monument to They Repossessed My Family’s Munitions Factory
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February 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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True story, I once repossessed Dean Cain’s airplane. He cried like a baby
August 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
True story, I once repossessed Dean Cain’s airplane. He cried like a baby
People with driveways but still park their vehicle on the road should have their homes repossessed.
September 18, 2026 at 4:55 PM
People with driveways but still park their vehicle on the road should have their homes repossessed.
typing out “banks HATE this one trick” while my house is being repossessed
August 9, 2026 at 12:34 PM
typing out “banks HATE this one trick” while my house is being repossessed
Repossessed.
Prosthetic.
Limbs.
Ghoulish. Beyond Dickensian.
Prosthetic.
Limbs.
Ghoulish. Beyond Dickensian.
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December 21, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Repossessed.
Prosthetic.
Limbs.
Ghoulish. Beyond Dickensian.
Prosthetic.
Limbs.
Ghoulish. Beyond Dickensian.
Itty bitty liquidity crisis (my Audi has been repossessed to cover my Jesus position)
February 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Itty bitty liquidity crisis (my Audi has been repossessed to cover my Jesus position)
America about to get repossessed
December 16, 2024 at 5:32 PM
America about to get repossessed
The other half should have been there but got repossessed
January 20, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The other half should have been there but got repossessed
Cars repossessed, housing forclosures ,paid apps canceled ,disposable income vaporized .
March 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Cars repossessed, housing forclosures ,paid apps canceled ,disposable income vaporized .
I'm really confused. We are $40T in debt and GDP is $32.8T. We are bankrupt. Who the fck is voting R anymore? The car is being repossessed by the bank.
September 14, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I'm really confused. We are $40T in debt and GDP is $32.8T. We are bankrupt. Who the fck is voting R anymore? The car is being repossessed by the bank.
Please somebody tell President Fatass that NYC taxpayers pay INTO the federal budget more than we get back
So if he wants to fuck around he'll bankrupt his dictatorship and the Rustoleum Gold he sprayed all over the Oval Office will be repossessed
So if he wants to fuck around he'll bankrupt his dictatorship and the Rustoleum Gold he sprayed all over the Oval Office will be repossessed
September 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Please somebody tell President Fatass that NYC taxpayers pay INTO the federal budget more than we get back
So if he wants to fuck around he'll bankrupt his dictatorship and the Rustoleum Gold he sprayed all over the Oval Office will be repossessed
So if he wants to fuck around he'll bankrupt his dictatorship and the Rustoleum Gold he sprayed all over the Oval Office will be repossessed
Couldnt keep up with the repayments on my student loan and they've repossessed my student :/
January 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Couldnt keep up with the repayments on my student loan and they've repossessed my student :/
If you're unable to afford your exorcism, you run the risk of being repossessed.
July 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If you're unable to afford your exorcism, you run the risk of being repossessed.
There are literally farmers all over America losing everything since they can’t sell their products because of Trump’s tariffs who are glued to their TV sets watching Fox thrilled that their hero indicted Comey. The tractor’s getting repossessed, but Trump owned those libs again!
September 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
There are literally farmers all over America losing everything since they can’t sell their products because of Trump’s tariffs who are glued to their TV sets watching Fox thrilled that their hero indicted Comey. The tractor’s getting repossessed, but Trump owned those libs again!
i'm sorry but if you have gotten your car repossessed because you can't stop speeding i have absolutely no sympathy
June 17, 2024 at 3:15 PM
i'm sorry but if you have gotten your car repossessed because you can't stop speeding i have absolutely no sympathy
Kitty has repossessed my bed
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Kitty has repossessed my bed