Satan is a conservative Republican.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Satan is a conservative Republican.
LOL Pretty much this. 😉
July 29, 2026 at 11:38 PM
LOL Pretty much this. 😉
a fairly under discussed GOP schism that is likely to erupt in chaos if we ever get permanent Republican rule: Mormons have been loyal GOP voters while conservative evangelicals literally believe they worship Satan.
The LDS Church was left off the Department of Defense’s list of Christian religions.
Are Latter-day Saints Christian? The U.S. Defense Department doesn’t appear to think so.
LDS Church left off Department of Defense’s list of Christian religions.
www.sltrib.com
June 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
a fairly under discussed GOP schism that is likely to erupt in chaos if we ever get permanent Republican rule: Mormons have been loyal GOP voters while conservative evangelicals literally believe they worship Satan.
If Satan voted Republican in the U.S. House, Mike Johnson would defend him.
Mike Johnson defends Max Miller despite horrible abuse allegations: "We don't take disciplinary action against members for allegations. It's in his own words 'a nasty divorce proceeding' ... he thinks it's a hit job on him."
August 7, 2026 at 1:50 PM
If Satan voted Republican in the U.S. House, Mike Johnson would defend him.
Democrat Eileen Higgins won the Miami mayor’s race, defeating a Republican endorsed by Senile Satan and ending her party’s nearly three-decade losing streak. The ‘Democratic Affordability Hoax’ will crush the GOP in the midterms.
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Democrat Eileen Higgins won the Miami mayor’s race, defeating a Republican endorsed by Senile Satan and ending her party’s nearly three-decade losing streak. The ‘Democratic Affordability Hoax’ will crush the GOP in the midterms.
Truth is what we seek.
Lies, propaganda, and theatrics are what Satan and his republican disciples offer
We will wait........
Until November when we vote for accountability. We have 1 job #Vote4Democrats
@theweekendmsnbc.bsky.social
Lies, propaganda, and theatrics are what Satan and his republican disciples offer
We will wait........
Until November when we vote for accountability. We have 1 job #Vote4Democrats
@theweekendmsnbc.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Truth is what we seek.
Lies, propaganda, and theatrics are what Satan and his republican disciples offer
We will wait........
Until November when we vote for accountability. We have 1 job #Vote4Democrats
@theweekendmsnbc.bsky.social
Lies, propaganda, and theatrics are what Satan and his republican disciples offer
We will wait........
Until November when we vote for accountability. We have 1 job #Vote4Democrats
@theweekendmsnbc.bsky.social
Republican Christian Conservatives are followers of Satan and not Jesus and they prove it daily
January 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Republican Christian Conservatives are followers of Satan and not Jesus and they prove it daily
Catholic Republican: And I just think that when you really take a look at the literature, the case for integralism is quite strong.
Evangelical Republican: I will sacrifice you to Satan underneath my meth lab then go to church in an old Walmart where they use Mountain Dew for communion.
Evangelical Republican: I will sacrifice you to Satan underneath my meth lab then go to church in an old Walmart where they use Mountain Dew for communion.
April 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Catholic Republican: And I just think that when you really take a look at the literature, the case for integralism is quite strong.
Evangelical Republican: I will sacrifice you to Satan underneath my meth lab then go to church in an old Walmart where they use Mountain Dew for communion.
Evangelical Republican: I will sacrifice you to Satan underneath my meth lab then go to church in an old Walmart where they use Mountain Dew for communion.
The latest Republican running for Colorado Governor labels Gov. Jared Polis and others as the "synagogue of Satan Jews" and has called for their execution by hanging.
MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann recently said "Violence is probably the only solution."
MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann recently said "Violence is probably the only solution."
December 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The latest Republican running for Colorado Governor labels Gov. Jared Polis and others as the "synagogue of Satan Jews" and has called for their execution by hanging.
MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann recently said "Violence is probably the only solution."
MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann recently said "Violence is probably the only solution."
Far-right online figures have lashed out at the Republican National Convention for featuring a "shameful" Sikh prayer, claiming it was a “decorated word salad for ‘Hail Satan’” & “anti-Christian evil.”
My newest:
My newest:
Right-wing influencers lash out at Republican National Convention over Sikh prayer
After a Republican National Committee member conducted a Sikh prayer during the first day of the 2024 Republican National Convention, right-wing influencers attacked the “shameful” and “pagan” prayer,...
www.mediamatters.org
July 17, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Far-right online figures have lashed out at the Republican National Convention for featuring a "shameful" Sikh prayer, claiming it was a “decorated word salad for ‘Hail Satan’” & “anti-Christian evil.”
My newest:
My newest:
Make it simpler, they need that.
“The Republican color is Red! That’s Satan’s color! You voted for Satan!”
“The Republican color is Red! That’s Satan’s color! You voted for Satan!”
February 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Make it simpler, they need that.
“The Republican color is Red! That’s Satan’s color! You voted for Satan!”
“The Republican color is Red! That’s Satan’s color! You voted for Satan!”
and dems do this "esteemed opponent" performance at the same time that republican politicians very explicitly claim that democrats are literally pedophiles and under the thumb of terrorists, satan and jews
perpetual problem of Dems expecting voters to understand the dangers of the Republican party without ever acting as if they are dangerous. Press coverage is often bad but even I agree it isn't the press's job to make the case Dems won't make themselves.
May 22, 2024 at 10:28 PM
and dems do this "esteemed opponent" performance at the same time that republican politicians very explicitly claim that democrats are literally pedophiles and under the thumb of terrorists, satan and jews
Satan couldn't appear before me and make me vote Republican....neither could Mammon.
September 29, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Satan couldn't appear before me and make me vote Republican....neither could Mammon.
I love taking advice on what Democrats must do from a Republican who worked for PR Satan Richard Berman to weaken drunk driving laws
Don't say "birthing person."
Don't say "incarcerated person."
Don't say "the unhoused."
Don't say "chest feeding."
Don't say "centering.
Don't say "Latinx."
When voters hear this, they think Democrats are out of touch crazy people. Just talk normal. Be normal.
Don't say "incarcerated person."
Don't say "the unhoused."
Don't say "chest feeding."
Don't say "centering.
Don't say "Latinx."
When voters hear this, they think Democrats are out of touch crazy people. Just talk normal. Be normal.
August 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I love taking advice on what Democrats must do from a Republican who worked for PR Satan Richard Berman to weaken drunk driving laws
The Republican party is so evil it wraps back around to being an argument for the existence of an intelligent, personable Satan
July 17, 2024 at 2:19 AM
The Republican party is so evil it wraps back around to being an argument for the existence of an intelligent, personable Satan
"Republicans are the spawn of Satan and that's why I'm introducing bipartisan legislation with my esteemed Republican colleagues to further enrich Crypto Bros."
-Democratic Senator
-Democratic Senator
July 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"Republicans are the spawn of Satan and that's why I'm introducing bipartisan legislation with my esteemed Republican colleagues to further enrich Crypto Bros."
-Democratic Senator
-Democratic Senator
Unearthed audio: Colorado Republican candidate for governor, Victor Marx, claims he "met Satan" in person
September 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Unearthed audio: Colorado Republican candidate for governor, Victor Marx, claims he "met Satan" in person
All Republicans Are Bastards, yes
But all Republican men under 30 are actual, literal demons that have ascended from the very bowels of Hell to assume a Mannish form, the better to spread misery and despair, establishing a beachhead for Satan here on Earth
Anyway, gm
But all Republican men under 30 are actual, literal demons that have ascended from the very bowels of Hell to assume a Mannish form, the better to spread misery and despair, establishing a beachhead for Satan here on Earth
Anyway, gm
March 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
All Republicans Are Bastards, yes
But all Republican men under 30 are actual, literal demons that have ascended from the very bowels of Hell to assume a Mannish form, the better to spread misery and despair, establishing a beachhead for Satan here on Earth
Anyway, gm
But all Republican men under 30 are actual, literal demons that have ascended from the very bowels of Hell to assume a Mannish form, the better to spread misery and despair, establishing a beachhead for Satan here on Earth
Anyway, gm
NY Young Republicans Club issued a stmt—
"The American Right has catalogued a growing coterie of leftist extremist organizations that want to drown America in blood and violence. Their lodestar is Satan and their paths are lit by the embers of Hell."
Thoughts & prayers don't come until the end.
"The American Right has catalogued a growing coterie of leftist extremist organizations that want to drown America in blood and violence. Their lodestar is Satan and their paths are lit by the embers of Hell."
Thoughts & prayers don't come until the end.
This is the Turning Point, USA - New York Young Republican Club
The New York Young Republican Club is the oldest Young Republican club in the United States.
nyyrc.com
September 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
NY Young Republicans Club issued a stmt—
"The American Right has catalogued a growing coterie of leftist extremist organizations that want to drown America in blood and violence. Their lodestar is Satan and their paths are lit by the embers of Hell."
Thoughts & prayers don't come until the end.
"The American Right has catalogued a growing coterie of leftist extremist organizations that want to drown America in blood and violence. Their lodestar is Satan and their paths are lit by the embers of Hell."
Thoughts & prayers don't come until the end.